Big Sandy High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Big Sandy, MT)

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SENIOR CELEBRITIES Most likely to Succeed- Karen Bitz and John Cavitt Biggest Bookworm- John Cavitt and Trina Darling- ton Nicest Hair- Sean Stack and Karen Bitz Nicest Legs- Shane Cline and Karen Bitz Nicest Eyes- Darren Gasvoda and Corinna Ophus Personality- Larry Jappe and Tracy Kulbeck Not Pictured: Most Kids- Paul Merrill and Demra Ophus Most Athletic- Wayne Grasdock and Lorna Courtnage Accident Prone- Paul Merrill and Lorna Courtnage Shyist- Doug Jappe and Kris Coryell Best Physic- Paul Merrill and Tracy Kulbeck

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT I, Kelly Ament, To all the imperfectionists, I will my “per- fection.” To people with my hairdo, I will my creativity. I, Marietta Bahnmiller, will E-D, except for SC’s, to the two E-Z’a. To all the people with stiff hairdo’s- A bottle of hair spray. I, Karen Bitz, have nothing of real significance to will, so therefore I’ll keep my weird habits, strange abilities, unique characteristics, demented mind, hopeless body and horse-tail hair to myself. I, Kris Coryell, will if my mother will let me. I, Scott Chauvet, will everything I had at BSHS to Sean and Carl. I, Shane Cline being of Rebel mind and body will my study habits to the Class of 88 and the Green Gorrilla to Troy K. To Brad a different brush for every day of the week and a pocket mirror. Also to the class I will them diploma’s they’re going to have to get one somehow. I, Lorna Courtnage, will to the smokeless wonder a set of new lungs. And to those same people with stiff hairdo’s a bottle of shampoo. I, Trina Darlington, being of corrupt mind and hopeless body hereby leave the following items to my ever-so-lucky heirs: to my brother, the ability to stay out of trouble, my sister, all the great times I never had. All the rest of my assets, I need. I. Tod Dumas, being of sounder mind than body will my position in band to whoever is stupid enough to want it and anything that is left goes to anyone who has outstanding achievements like mine. I, Darren Gasvoda, will the ability to do any to anybody. And that’s about it. I, Gretchen Gasvoda, will Bruce and Ron many more ad- venturous trips. I leave Cindy one more year of riding the bus. I will my brother 6 more years of school. I. Leah Genereux, will everyone simple advice — Never step in anything soft. I, Wayne Grasdock, will to the Hall Of Fame My drum sticks and to next years student body officers I will every- thing they need to make it through the year. So long for now, keep your feet on the ground and reach for the stars. I, Douglas Jappe, will some downers to Chuck Fry and Jason Nimmick and some uppers for everyone in Govern- ment, esp. Ron Pribyl. I, Larry Jappe, graciously will my body directly to the New York Giants in time for Training Camp ’87. I, Colleen Keller, being of Dirtie mind and Clean body, hereby bequeath my body to any school of Rocks and Minerals. Should they refuse my bodily matter, bequeathal to Joel Lundy. I, Tracy Kulbeck, will if you won’t tell! I, Corinna Ophus, being of uncommonly aggravating mind and even moress body, will leave BSHS with my foot in my mouth and my head in the clouds, with hope of somewhere finding a quiet success. I, Demra Ophus, being of useless mind and hopeless body will be leaving. I, Sonia Phalen, will nothin’ to nobody because I ain’t got nothin’ to will to nobody. I, Shannon Rutledge, being of fickle mind and short stance will the accumulation of 4 years worth to anyone willing to take nothing. I, Sean Stack, being the really good guy that I am, will let anybody have anything they want. I, Renee Williams, will if there is a way. ©

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