Big Sandy High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Big Sandy, MT)

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CAROL OSTERMAN wills her midnight oil and her place as valedictorian to Tom Gasvoda. MAY PETERSEN leaves her place as secretary to the secretary to Carolyn Myers. SONDRA SCHWARTZ leaves her beautiful red hair, quiet disposition, and even temper to Sherie Hurd. FRANCIS STACK leaves his ability to be in the senior play and keep his girl at the same time to Vernon Turk. HENRY TURK leaves his ability to be married, go to school, and farm at the same time to anyone who thinks he can handle the job. All the rest and residue of our property we give and bequeath to our principal, Mr. Hammond, for his use and benefit absolutely, and to be disposed of for the good of the coming classes as he may see fit. This includes 25 tattered books for each subject, 25 battered lockers, and 10 worn-out teachers. In witness whereof, we, the Class of 1960, do set our hands and seal this 25th day of May, one thousand nine hundred and sixty. President Vice President Secretary-Treasurer Senior proofs arrive - first period. Sondra S. and Francis S. Senior English Class - concentration? Don and Gretchen Two dignified seniors - Sondra and Lois Happy I am, from cares I'm free - Ruth Hurd

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SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of the Big Sandy High School, being about to pass out of this sphere of edu- cation in full possession of a crammed mind, do make and publish this our last will and testament. To Mr. Peck and Mr. Delaney, our sponsors, we leave our picture on the wall. This will be a con- stant reminder in future years that things could al- ways be worse. To Mr. Green we leave a brand new play, a brand new cast, and a brand new set of ulcers. Personal bequests are as follows: MARJORIE BRINKMAN leaves her hypnotic powers to Fay Osterman. DON DRGA wills his heart flutters to Gary Reichelt. GARY FOSS and BOB KASTE leave the stage- hand job with all its problems to whoever gets caught next year. GARY GALBAVY gladly leaves his sixth period English class to anyone who comes up short credits next year. He leaves his place in a houseful of pretty girls to his broth- er, Larry. JOYCE GILLESPIE leaves her place on the brides-to-be list to Marjorie Nepil. SHIRLEY GRUBB leaves the country road approaches to Ruda Haakensen. BILL HANDL leaves his alarm clock, his car, and the country roads to anyone who doesn't plan to attend first period classes. He also leaves a book of excuses to accompany the above bequest. RUTH HURD leaves her collection of boy friends and other souvenirs to Doris Slug- gett. JANET JENKINS wills her way with the high line boys to Gail Hannum. MARY ANN JIRSA gladly leaves school and exchanges her books for her horses. DARLENE KESSLER and DONNA TURK leave their assortment of correspondence courses to the high school. There are enough for all in this. JUDY BUSH and KARI KEUP leave their hiking jaunts and their interesting collections acquired on these to Joanne Galbavy and Patty Bush. CAROLYN KLIMAS leaves her many wads of chewing gum to next year’s office staff. LOIS KULBECK leaves her musical ability, the piano, the organ, and the tympani and saxophone to Allen Halverson. RAY LARSON leaves his ability to pilot the senior class through the troubled waters of their last year to Charlie Kli- mas. LAVERN NELSON leaves his ability to go with two girls at the same time to Sonny Broesder and Stan Klimas. President Ray Larson and Frances Boehm 16 Beat Vice President Kari Keup

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PROPHECY These news notes have been taken from the 1980 Big Sandy MOUNTAINEER. MARJORIE BRINKMAN, the famous starlet of the sappy '60s has retired from the theater in order to work on rare tropical diseases in lower Slumgunda. JUDY BUSH has just returned from a world tour. Judy has been studying the head shrinking process used by the head hunters of South America. Tex' LOIS KULBECK DON DRGA, head professor of mathematics at M.I.T., has just recently repudiated Einstein’s theory of relativity. In order to prove Einstein was wrong, Don pushed a but- ton. There has been no trace of him since the dust settled, so it's difficult to say whether Einstein or Drga was right. GARY FOSS Contracting Agency has just signed a contract to paint the Empire State Building. The painters will use two inch brushes, and the job is expected to last at least 100 years. GARY GALVABY is managing a greenhouse for Shore Incorporated. He has been experimenting with dandelions in an effort to discover a rare drug that he claims is present in the flower. So far he has only succeeded in making dandelion wine, which is not new. JOYCE GILLESPIE has just made headlines in the newspapers throughout the country. She is the first woman to be sent to outer space in a rocket ship. It seems that there was some sort of mix-up. Joyce buckled herself into the seat instead of the dummy. SHIRLEY GRUBB has just been arrested in Russia on charges of being a spy for the American government. It seems that her U-18 airplane was shot down over Russian territory. This is unfortunate as the airplane was an expensive model. BILL HANDL has a TV show on the NBC network five days a week. The name of his show is How to Meet and Greet People, and we understand that Bill is giving Red Skelton competition. RUTH HURD is the American Ambassador to Ireland. RAY LARSON, Secretary of State, recently had to bring Ruth home from Cuba where she has been active in starting a revolution against dictator LaVern Nelson. One thing is certain, wherever Ruth goes there will be some kind of action. JANET JENKINS has been voted Mrs. Montana. She and her six boys will win a trip to Mexico City where Janet will A r i ML, be the honored guest of Mexico's great bull fighters, RAY Ml PECK and WILD BILL DELANEY. a.7 ▼ rj BOB KASTE-has finally gotten his bachelor’s degree and is teaching English at a high school in Honolulu. He sAys he u J % l i 10 has some new hobbies - dancing and girls. 1 hm SONDRA SCHWARTZ JANET JENKINS 18