Big Sandy High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Big Sandy, MT)

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Rumor has it that Ethel Kalanick couldn't come since she's being married tonight. (For the 13th time. ) Since it didn't work out too well the other times, maybe 13 is her lucky number. Larry Jappe is out in the kitchen bothering the cook again--it seems hehas to taste thefood every- where he goes, since he's been appointed Official Food Taster for the Baby Food and Baby Drinks Inc. Sandra Kaiser is in the toll business again. This time she bought the Brooklyn Bridge and has moved it to Fort Benton where she's making a terrific fortune. She also has a part-time job at Normand Clixby's Drive-In Grocery, also loca- ted in Fort Benton. This is the first grocery store of its type to have delivery service by air. The spotlight is swinging toward the door now—we wonder why anyone would be coming now, since the dance is practically over. C ' Why, of course, it's Janis Kaste-late as usual! Charlotte Svennungsenhas just rushed over to the door to meet her. She still has the ) paper and pencil that she's been carrying around taking notes all night for her and Janis' Love- lorn Column in the Space Gazette. They are resigned to being Big Sandy's most prominent old maids. We, the reporters, have been observing this dance from our sta- tion here on Mars, but since Arlen Ojala just rushed in the door and is dancing with Vera, that makes everyone of the class of '56 pres- ent and accounted for and makes our job complete, so we'll leave you at this point. If any addition al information on this Alumni Dance is desired,stop in at our office at 0000 Rocket Trail in Space City, and we'll see you later in our crater. OOOGf 21

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PROPHECy It's the year 1976 and the biggest Alumni Homecoming Dance in the history of Big Sandy High School is in full swing. Hap Henderson's Skyline Riders are playing for the big occasion. Featured tonight with the orchestra is the World Famous harmonica player, Bob Laursen, Bob just walked in carrying his diamond-studded harmonica, followed by his body-guard, Jim Peterson, Montana's -— ray-gun shot. [ didn't think Vera Sanford would make it, but s she is now —Wow! I've really been hearing a about her since she's become New York's top fashion model. Arlen Ojala, notorious playboy of Hollywood, has been following her around the world so he should be coming in the door any minute now. Arrie Maxwell just blew in the door. It seems she's been traveling from plan- et to planet--well, that's possible for he with her millions! She's hired Esther If 111 PMr ■ ■ WM P Berg to chauffeur her around in her private rocket, since Esther did so well in the Air Force. What's that racket in the middle of the floor? Why it's Stan Tichenor, Senator from Montana, giving a cam- — paign speech! I guess it is election year at that. ' —- 3 Say, seeing Veva Marten and Larry Diacon A £ here reminds me of an article I read a few days ago about them starting on their 13th mil- L i(M „ J lion. Well, that just goes to show what you can W-, do with brains. Byron Ophus and his small family just „ arrived in a bus he borrowed from his famous P. U. Used Car Lot here in Big Sandy. Just recently Milan quit the bootlegging business to become one of Byron's chief sales- men and ever since he's been trying to convince the folks who live out his way that they should start driving cars instead of horses. -

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Class MU I, ESTHER BERG, will my ability to stay out of trouble at the dorm to Bonnie Lidstone. I, NORMAND CLIXBY, will my job in the store to anyone dumb enough to take it. I, LARRY DIACON, will my scholastic ability to Earl Sluggett. I, GARY HENDERSON, will my ability to get pneumonia three times in six weeks to anyone who likes to miss school. I, LARRY JAPPE, will my curly hair to Lyle Ophus and hope he makes good use of it. I, SANDRA KAISER, will my position as co-editor of the Rouser to anyone who has the time and patience to get along with Mrs. Moe. I, ETHEL KALANICK, will my ability to get into trouble to May Peterson. I, JANIS KASTE, will my ability to miss school to all the teachers, and hope that the students have fun while they're gone. I, BOB LAURSEN, will my sleeping in the study hall to any- one who can get away with it. I, VEVA MARTEN, will remember the time I spent in Big Sandy High School. I, ARRIE MAXWELL, will leave----Good-by. I, ARLEN OJALA, will, anyway I hope I will! I, BYRON OPHUS, will my ability to keep the same girl all through school to David Ensley. I, MILAN PAVLOVICK, will my ability to skip school to any- one that's smart enough not to get caught. I, VERA SANFORD, will my ability to get engaged when I'm a Freshman to Marcia Kulbeck. I, CHARLOTTE SVENNUNGSEN, will depart and leave the teachers in peace. I, STAN TICHENOR, will all my girlfriends ( including the ones in Havre), to Daryl. I, MR. BURLEY, will my old Ford to Mr. Miley so that he'll have a better means of transportation. We the SENIORS, will the Juniors our Seniorites , the Sophomores our pep and energy, and the Freshmen our ability to put on our yearly Activity Ticket Party. 22