Big Sandy High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Big Sandy, MT)

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'ZOaticL President In a press conference held Tuesday morning, Mr. Alvin Donner, World Bank President disclosed to news columnist, Lowell Svennungsen, that he would appear before the Do Little Ladies Aid in June. Mr. Donner stated that he ran up the ladder to success. Ttecv ;4ctcUtio t Liberace employed Art Kaiser, a former Big Sandy drummer, as his per- sonal alarm clock. Arthur says he likes the job because he can sleep late. Ttecv Tteun Best dressed man of the decade, Bruce Peterson, has disclosed his blue prints for his new house which he is building in India. The color scheme will be pink and black. TJstuauat? Born to Mr. and Mrs. Jim Fisher on the 31st. of December and the 1st. of January six small children. Mrs. Fisher, the former Jean Shrouder, and children are getting along well. Doctor Jean Tyler stated that this was the first time in history that so many children were born at the same time and survived; and that the adver- tising of the arrivals were doing wonders for her profession. Doctors Carrol Snitzer and Marian Opphenheimmer have been working secretly for the last ten years on a highly scientific hair tonic. The two scientist have proven it brings back hair. They plan on sending 10,000 bottles to Howard Hammond, former teacher because it was through their efforts he lost his hair. Miss Barbara Ophus, a former Big andy student, is in Australia on a scientific expedition. She is capturing kangaroos and trying to find out why they are in Australia and not Green- land. Miss Ophus hopes to finish her work in the next few weeks. Famous All American star, Bernard Ellingsan, eats Crunchies whenever he needs quick energy; so remember, always carry Crunchies” with you. They may come in handy.

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tMdHeAtatnettt' I, Jim Allderdice, will my ability not to study to Earl Sluggett. I, Bob Allderdice, will leave all the girls in Havre to Milan. I, Dan Archibald, will be glad to leave. I, Carrol Christenson, will my ability to get A's to Kenny C. I, Bernie Ellingson, will my physique to Leroy Dia- con. I, Alvin Donner, will my ability to run to Moose . I, Jim Fisher, will my ability to stick to one girl to anyone who is crazy enough to try it. I, Margie Gasvoda, will my giggles to Veva Marten. I, Doris Gullickson, will my ability to go through high school in five years to anyone who can't do it in four. I, Mel Hoge, will my ability to grow hair to Coach Hammond. I, Jerry Jenkins, will my height to Don Gasvoda. I, Arthur Kaiser, will to Hap my ability to stay in school a couple of days a week. I, Ed. Kaiser, will my job at Scott's to anyone who like the grocery business. I, Virginia Laursen, will my room at the dorm to any- one who wants it. I, Ben Lund, will my spelling ability to Byron Ophus. I, Peter Madison, will leave Mr. Hammond and the government class in peace.