Big Sandy High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Big Sandy, MT)

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'Heou tyarfa 6.A 'pioHeen Tftayni iceHt OfoeteiGH Professor Ben Lund was a guest of the President of the United States, Gene Welty, for dinner last evening. Professor Lund told the President of his obsession for spearing Sunfish in the Anartic. The President is think- ing about accompanying Professor Lund on such a similar trip to the Anartic for his vacation this year. 7Kitlio tcUrie ? Ed Kaiser and Bob Scofield are on the verge of making their second million. It is proving to be quite complicating, they haven't made their first million yet. SCofiet, Paramount’s Studio in Hollywood is a picture of great confusion, It seems to be over the famous Ciner- ama actress, Sandra Rickerd, Miss Rickerd was in Rome doing the pic- ture From Here to Nowhere” when she eloped with vacationing basket- ball star, Peter Madison. 'PnAyiete The famous playboy millionaire, Dan Archibald plans on building a new hotel and cassino in Las Vegas, Nevada. He plans on naming it Turtle's Inn . It should be finished in the next fifty years or so. The World's famous cowboy, Jerry Jenkins, was left unemployed last night when his horse, Sham- rock, fell and broke his leg. As yet Jerry doesn't know when he will have another one whittled out. t faact idvice Virginia Laursen is now busy pinning diapers on at Goo Goo's Baby Nursery. She said the best way to get anywhere is to start at the bottom. Joe Godfrey, the alleged bache- lor of Big Sandy High, was married to the Countess of Grasshopper in a remote meadow. When reporters questioned Mr. Godfrey concerning his marriage to the Countess, he said he liked her because she had alot of kick. tteui ScUtai Miss Marjorie Gasvoda and the New York Daily Times sealed a bargain last night which makes Miss Gasvoda head editor. When she was asked how she felt about the agreement, Miss Gasvoda replied that ever since her last year in high school she has had nightmares about being an editor for a big paper. Now her nightmares are reality. Jim Allderdice, well known exca vator, is suffering from a sunburn which he received while digging a ditch. We don't know as yet if the sun was extra strong or if his hat didn’t give enough shade. Ttecv Robert Allderdice, the famous uranium millionaire playboy, has come out with a terrific new inven- tion for himself. He calls it the Geiger Special . It is guaranteed not to run off the road or hit bridges. When Mr. Allderdice was questioned about a car of this kind he said it had been working in his mind since his high school days. Mavis Petersen, New York's most popular model, has decided to travel for awhile. When reporters questioned Miss Petersen concerning her deci- sion, she replied that she wanted to get first hand experiences in the world's famous resorts instead of living vicariously. Magazine covers will certainly miss the beautiful brunette.

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was Gay Paree. Laurence Hoge and Catherine Maxwell were crowned king and queen of the Prom. To end the year, the Juniors in Honor Society ushered for Baccalaureate and Commencement. In the fall of '54, the year long awaited, everyone was together again. Three new students had joined us also; Doris Gullickson, Betty and Bertha Youso. To start the year we elected Barbara Ophus, President; Margie Gasvoda, Vice-President; Alvin Donner, Secretary-Treasurer; and Melvin Hoge, Student Council Representative. Our sponsor was again Mr. Hammond. Mr. Rickerd was our Co-sponsor. In September we welcomed 28 green Freshmen into high school with paddles and onions. Our choice for carnival king and queen were Bruce Petersen and Jean Tyler. In December we had our Senior play, The Groom Said No. This was ano- ther step toward the long awaited day--graduation. At the closing of the first semester we were sorry to lose Martha Fry, Dick Fisher, and Betty and Bertha Youso. As school was drawing to a close, the faces of all the Seniors were missing. Yes, it was Sneak Day. Baccalaureate services were held the Sunday before Commencement. At last the long awaited day was upon us. Some are happy and some sad but Sandy High will long be remembered.

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'ZOaticL President In a press conference held Tuesday morning, Mr. Alvin Donner, World Bank President disclosed to news columnist, Lowell Svennungsen, that he would appear before the Do Little Ladies Aid in June. Mr. Donner stated that he ran up the ladder to success. Ttecv ;4ctcUtio t Liberace employed Art Kaiser, a former Big Sandy drummer, as his per- sonal alarm clock. Arthur says he likes the job because he can sleep late. Ttecv Tteun Best dressed man of the decade, Bruce Peterson, has disclosed his blue prints for his new house which he is building in India. The color scheme will be pink and black. TJstuauat? Born to Mr. and Mrs. Jim Fisher on the 31st. of December and the 1st. of January six small children. Mrs. Fisher, the former Jean Shrouder, and children are getting along well. Doctor Jean Tyler stated that this was the first time in history that so many children were born at the same time and survived; and that the adver- tising of the arrivals were doing wonders for her profession. Doctors Carrol Snitzer and Marian Opphenheimmer have been working secretly for the last ten years on a highly scientific hair tonic. The two scientist have proven it brings back hair. They plan on sending 10,000 bottles to Howard Hammond, former teacher because it was through their efforts he lost his hair. Miss Barbara Ophus, a former Big andy student, is in Australia on a scientific expedition. She is capturing kangaroos and trying to find out why they are in Australia and not Green- land. Miss Ophus hopes to finish her work in the next few weeks. Famous All American star, Bernard Ellingsan, eats Crunchies whenever he needs quick energy; so remember, always carry Crunchies” with you. They may come in handy.