Big Sandy High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Big Sandy, MT)

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make a excellent grade of lip stick out of left over barn paint. There is Ed Laulo,who is a represenat- ive of the museum of fine paintings and music at Kenilworth, He is going to Mars to teach the Mart- ians the art of painting. After talking to the pilot I find, tint he was also an old acquaintance of mine who also received his training at Kenil- worth. This man is none other than Cannon Ball Randall, It seems to be the general opinion of all the people that I have talked to from good old Big Sandy,that if it hadn’t been for their Senior day while in High School they would never have gotten so far in the world. Looking around some more I find that Mr.Welty and his young and lovely wife, Mrs. Ruth Eultin iVelty. There seems to be quite a story connected with their marriage. It seems Mr. Welty had a very difficult time In get- ing Miss Hultin to marry him, and this also came about from sneak day, Well here we are on Mars and down to meet the shop is several of the other members of the class of ’41, that had gone before us. There is Dorothy Frame. She is the conductor of an all-star band. They are now playing that popular tune of the day on both Earth and Mars i’ll see you tonight on Jupiter, I see a few of the members are also from the class of ’41, behind that hot trumpet over there leading the section is none other than that well known trumpet player Richard Jenkins0 Another class member that I came In contact with was Lawrence Matthews. He is running a school for boys. Their moto is ''making the best of ones, stary in school. After reading the papers this morning I find that Frank Petr has just been app- ointed ambassador to Mars. When I went to church this morning I was very suprised to see Kenneth Ch- auvet leading the chior of a hundred voices. Kenn- eht seemed so wrapped up in his work that I never Stopped to talk with him. Another thing that we can’t account for is what became of Alice Ifendersorw The last we heard she was teaching at Bozeman, As I was driving in the country yeaterday I saw a sign and it said Bob and Boh’ Inc. growers of Marathonian running beans. It seems Bob Tingley and Bob Martin had worked with the Mexican jumping bean until they got it to rim. As I was coming back from the country I snapped on the radio and low and behold I hear an announcer say Nov; ladies and Gentlemen it is my pleasure to bring to you ono of the most outstanding violen players of our time. Miss Angela Ingebretsen, v ho will play for you, I Came from Earth with a piano on my Lap,

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CLASS PROPHECY Good evening,-ladies and gentlemen. Today is the big day of all days. Pour years ago the World declared war on Mars and now it is all over- One week ago fighting stopped—very suddenly stopped when President Thomas A.. (Aristotle) Rolston and the Martian Ruler,. Orson X513,reached an agreement Iffcafc was a glorias day,a day that we forever will celebrate, ' . , T, . Ladies and Gentlemen, I don’t mean to be a wet blanket on such a joyous occasion as this, but X was merely telling you of our previous troubles. We are located on a specially constructed stand near the strato nlane take-off. Two days go President Rolston appointed a company of 24 dis- tinguished experts from every field of activity to leave for Mars in exchange for the same number who are now making a good will tour here, A cheer has arisen from the crowd—wait just a moment until I see what they are so excited a- bout. good Ladies and Gentlemen,the first member of that will party is coming,in fact, is here with a strato-plane. You guessed it, ne s Kenneth Robert- son, mine inventor-scientist, an old Yes sir, it was 10 years school buddy of ago that we gradu- hame most would that Ken- San- ated from Hi .h School there in that good old town. Big Sandy. Wo all knew that we were a remarkable class and that in a few years we all make our names household, words. Out of class there will be many going to Mars. Mr. neth Robertson and I will be on board when the dy Sorato leaves in less than half an hour.. There’s a roar from the crowd gathered hereto see the President of the United States who has flown from Washington D. C. to Kenilworth, Montana, the learning center of the world. And now the na- tional anthem for here comes President Rolston who is here ready for the trip to Mars. Two more have just arrived in a yellow auto- plane. Yes, thats right-Mr. Don Ccurtnage and his wif e-Helena Dixon C our triage and their young son- Cornelius Courtnage. Wo had better get aboard the strato-plane before they start for Mars or we 11 miss all the excitement of the landing on Mars. We ..ave been in the air for about a half hour now and I have had a chance to talk to several of the passengers. Amon them was Prof. Ray who thr- ough some strange accident discovered a way to

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Moe s.What It looks and a tr- uo in the Over there at a refreshment stand is the Jappe twins They are selling a new kind of hot dog ch- at they have created in there many years of school- ing at that-great cooking school at Kenilworth. It seems the dog is equiped with mouth and teeth so it can eat itself. Anything to save time and money that! s the moto now-a-days. Now driving up is a man who looks famaliar to me It’s Dick in the world is that thing he’s driving? like a car, a boat, a airplane, a truck, actor all combined. Something he cooked Ag. building in Old Big Sandy, no doubt, I have been around the City now for a day and I have noticed even more of my follow class mates There was Connie, who was running a school on how young girls should keep out of trouble and the best ways for a young girl to make the best of her time in school. There was also Elixabeth Sibra, who clamed she was making a very good living as a chorus girl in one of the leading theaters of Mars, Elizabeth also claimed that she used to work under Ruth Ophus, who was now among the most famous in this field of entertainment. There is one person that none of us have nor heard of for quite some time and that is Ingram. It seems that none of us have seen nor hair of him since Sneak Day. Miss Billie: My goodness, how did you get your hands so dirty? Dick Ingram: Washing my face. •shhhhhhh:--”- Ed Laulo: Daddy, have you any of those little white things in your head that bite? Dad: No of course I haven’t. Ed: Why, you poor toothless old man, i k 'i 'f ’ 't ce • t i •'i Policeman: Use you noodle lady, use your noodle. Alice: My goodness, where is the noodle? I’ve pushed and pulled everything else in this seen Dick hide car O (f rf 4 If you have a faded shirt, dye it. If you’re big and far, diet. If you want to pull a trick on the doctor, die it I VW V 'V « Champ: V hat is the shape of a kiss? Dorothy: I don’t know, Chamn: Give me one and I’ll call it square. -ikhksj-