Big Sandy High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Big Sandy, MT)

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CENTENNIAL mWMWWMWWW CLASS WILL We, The Senior (Mass of 1930, of Big Sandy High School, of the city of Big Sandy, County of Chouteau, and State of Montana, being free from dandruff, halitosis, and feeblemindedness, do make, publish, and declare this our last will and testament. First : We direct that our funeral expenses be paid from the Student Ac- tivities Association, General Fund. Second: To our Faculty, we will our gratitude and deep affection for their help and guidance. Third: To the Freshmen, we will with their trials and tribulations, the future joy of someday becoming a Senior, and the future happiness of at last being able to “look down” on someone. To you we bequeath the right to initiate the “Freshies.” Fourth: To the Sophomores, we will the right to be the most popular class in school, now that we are leaving. Fifth: To the Juniors, we bequeath the air of “Iamthemostimportantthing- inschool” feeling, Senior privileges with such limitations as prescribed by the Faculty. Sixth: Realizing our great responsibility in entrusting our unexcelled talent to younger hands, we solemnly make the following bequests: 1. I, Luella Larson, will my sunny disposition to Mr. Brawner who seems in crying need of it. 2. I, Violet Marty, bequeath my Palmolive complexion to Ivan Berg with hopes of increasing his popularity. 3. I, Ruth Svennungsen, bequeath my voice to any applicant who appears within sixty days after my departure. 4. I, Walter Porter, will my manly set of whiskers to Morton Larson, hoping he will be as proud of them as I. 5. I, Hope Walters, will my ever-ready purse to Mabel Shellhorn who is an- other addict. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. I, Mary Benbow, will my noneloquency to Retta Armstrong, which she may take or leave. T, Ann MacMillan, will my interest in the Diestler Drayage System to anyone interested. I, Gladys MacDonald, will my materials collected for my “Despair Barrel” to Elver a Arndt. I, Marion O’Neil, will my excess of slenderness to Dorothy Swanson and my ability as a messenger to Sig Dyrland, hoping that he will make use of it in the future. 1, Mildred Panchot, will my superfluous knowledge to Mildred Crofoot. I, Vera Nelson, will my studious habits to Pep Williford. T, Paul Christofferson, will my superior knowledge in class meetings to Harold Jenkins. I, Maybelle Bury, say that I have nothing to will and if I did have I wouldn’t will it anyway. I, Bernice Linn, will my specs to Ted Ritland, and my typing ability to Mr. Brawner hoping he make use of it in the future. I, Harold Stack, will my ability to get along with the opposite sex to Millard (Continued on Page 18) Paga Sixteen 1930 mmm

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W. CENTENNIAL 1930 Page Fifteen

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centennial SENIOR CLASS PLAY The class of ’SO presented “A Pair of Sixes” on May 10. Two men have a thriving pill business, but they can’t agree as to which is the more important member of the firm. The disagreement is becoming so marked that there is real danger to I he business if it can't be settled. At last they agree to dissolve partnership, call in their lawyer—and disagree most violently over the method of procedure. Finally the lawyer draws up a contract whereby each promises to abide by the outcome of a game of poker—one hand, the winner controls the business for a year; the loser becomes the personal servant of the winner, sub- ject to fines for impertinence for the same year. The subsequent embarrassment of the married partner, who wins, and the predicament of the bachelor partner, about to be married, cause gales of laughter. The loser's sweetheart helps him out of his predicament, and there is a suggestion that the business can best be managed by both men. The cast is as follows: George B. Nettleton - ----- - Harold Stack T. Boggs Johns ------ Walter Porter Krorne ------- Clarence O'Neil Miss Sally Parker ------ Violet Marty Thomas J. Vanderholt ------ Odin Blockhus Tony Toler - - - - Paul Williford Mr. Applegate ------- McClure V oung Office Boy -------- Ben Oliver Shipping Clerk ------ Paul Ohristofferson Mrs. George B. Nettleton ----- Maybelle Bury Miss Florence Cole ------ Ann MacMillan Coddles - -......................................Thelma Moe Coaches.......................Irma Brown and Luella Larson 193 0 Page Seventeen