Big Sandy High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Big Sandy, MT)

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W. CENTENNIAL 1930 Page Fifteen

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 @@(3i Science in a school in Stockholm, Sweden—perfumery is merely a side line. I think her vocation will soon be housekeeping as she mentions a certain well known Swedish visitor-----quite often in her letters. Marion O’Neil- -Chiropractor and Toe Specialist. As will he remembered, Marion also took up muses training at the Deaconess Hospital in Great Falls. She must have gotten into the habit of rubbing people “down and washing their feet, for she is now a noted chiropractor and toe specialist at San Domingo, Mexico. She is quoted as saying, ‘‘It is exhilarating work—the dear breeds show such platitude, 1 mean gratitude in my vissitudes, and yet are so afraid to protrude, 1 mean intrude in my work.” So far she seems to be quite successful in her work. Bernice Linn—Nurse. Bernice met wiili outstanding success in the profes- sion which she took up after leaving high school. After three years of hard work and practical experience she became a full fledged graduate nurse. For several years she worked at the “Pink Pill” Hospital in Big Sandy which was owned and operated by I)r. Paul Sonksen. Then she journeyed to Alaska to render her services to these northern folk. She is now located in Scagway doing her best io convince the most brilliant Eskimo students to go to Big Sandy High School as Mr. Bruner would welcome them heartily—to the new school he has built 1 here. Clarence O’Neil—Sheik. Clarence in his early years will be a sheik—1 mean a shreik, but later he will repent. He has become one of the noted collect- ors of the country, and makes it his business to collect cannon, bombs, and small arms, with his main office in Chicago. He has also become a highly suc- cessful manufacturer of especially cheap guns for suicide use, and will live to the green old age of Dl) years. Harold Stack—Smith-Hughes Instructor. He is now an accomplished In- structor of Agriculture. He claims that his unusually great success is due to Hie boost (or perhaps he meant “boot”) given him by Mr. Brawner. At present he is interested in establishing an agricultural experience station 33 1-3 miles due east of the north pole. He hopes to extinguish himself by means of these experiments, his latest success is the breeding of fine polka-dot hogs of various colors for ornamental and decorating purposes. The favorite breed seems to be green and white which he exports to Ireland for Parlor use. Maybelle Bury—Noted traveling lecturer and parliamentarian. At present she is working in the schools in Russia. She claims her great success is due to her early training as Pres, of S.A.A. in the Big Sandy High School and to the fact that she has taken as her motto “If they don’t like it make them like it.” She travels in the famous Porter airplane. Minne Madison—World renowned dancer in the Green-Witch Follicles. The craze for the dance “Instepitis” is due to her skill in interpreting it for the public. She made her debut in the Big Sandy Community Hall in 1935 for the benefit of the Starving Armenians. Mary Benbow —A novelist and dramatist of great promise. Her famous novel “The Silent Women” has been chosen as the best novel for the year 1940. Her latest Play “Where She Told Him to Go” is enjoying great success in the Big Sandy Opera House. The house has been so packed that it was necessary to give three performances a night. It has been noticed, however, that the greatest (Oantiimed on Page 18) Pagre Fourteen 1930

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CENTENNIAL mWMWWMWWW CLASS WILL We, The Senior (Mass of 1930, of Big Sandy High School, of the city of Big Sandy, County of Chouteau, and State of Montana, being free from dandruff, halitosis, and feeblemindedness, do make, publish, and declare this our last will and testament. First : We direct that our funeral expenses be paid from the Student Ac- tivities Association, General Fund. Second: To our Faculty, we will our gratitude and deep affection for their help and guidance. Third: To the Freshmen, we will with their trials and tribulations, the future joy of someday becoming a Senior, and the future happiness of at last being able to “look down” on someone. To you we bequeath the right to initiate the “Freshies.” Fourth: To the Sophomores, we will the right to be the most popular class in school, now that we are leaving. Fifth: To the Juniors, we bequeath the air of “Iamthemostimportantthing- inschool” feeling, Senior privileges with such limitations as prescribed by the Faculty. Sixth: Realizing our great responsibility in entrusting our unexcelled talent to younger hands, we solemnly make the following bequests: 1. I, Luella Larson, will my sunny disposition to Mr. Brawner who seems in crying need of it. 2. I, Violet Marty, bequeath my Palmolive complexion to Ivan Berg with hopes of increasing his popularity. 3. I, Ruth Svennungsen, bequeath my voice to any applicant who appears within sixty days after my departure. 4. I, Walter Porter, will my manly set of whiskers to Morton Larson, hoping he will be as proud of them as I. 5. I, Hope Walters, will my ever-ready purse to Mabel Shellhorn who is an- other addict. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. I, Mary Benbow, will my noneloquency to Retta Armstrong, which she may take or leave. T, Ann MacMillan, will my interest in the Diestler Drayage System to anyone interested. I, Gladys MacDonald, will my materials collected for my “Despair Barrel” to Elver a Arndt. I, Marion O’Neil, will my excess of slenderness to Dorothy Swanson and my ability as a messenger to Sig Dyrland, hoping that he will make use of it in the future. 1, Mildred Panchot, will my superfluous knowledge to Mildred Crofoot. I, Vera Nelson, will my studious habits to Pep Williford. T, Paul Christofferson, will my superior knowledge in class meetings to Harold Jenkins. I, Maybelle Bury, say that I have nothing to will and if I did have I wouldn’t will it anyway. I, Bernice Linn, will my specs to Ted Ritland, and my typing ability to Mr. Brawner hoping he make use of it in the future. I, Harold Stack, will my ability to get along with the opposite sex to Millard (Continued on Page 18) Paga Sixteen 1930 mmm