Big Pine High School - Green and Gold Yearbook (Big Pine, CA)

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jOKtS MISS GRAHAM: ' VHAT insect requires the least food? LORRAII E HERRfvUNN: The moth — it eats nothing but HOLES . D.VIGKT SIMI.10NS: What ' s the date please? MR. DI£TRICK: Kever mind the date. The examination IS MORE IMPORTANT. 0.VI3KT SUM0N3: Well I wanted to have something Rl GHT on my paper. MIKE ROSSI: It ' s great speeding along like this, Don ' t you feel glad you are alive? JOY BR0A3Y: Glad isn ' t the word, I ' m amazed. PA: Well, son, How are your marks this month? BUD CYRUS: They ' re under water. PA: What do you mean — under water? Bill Bye ' s Maiden Speech V hen he stood up he was spellbound. The big and jubilant audience dazed him, and as he stammered and stuttered in an attempt to get started, one of THE members of the AUDIENCE YELLED: TelL ' EM ALL YOU KNOW, Bill. It won ' t take long. That was just enough to rile Bill. I ' ll tell ' em all we both know, he shot back. It won ' t take any longer. A GRADE school ENGLISH CLASS WAS ASKED TO WRITE A COMPOSITION of 250 WORDS ON ANY SUBJECT. LITTLE Dickie turned in the following brilliant effort: Charlie was driving his new truck one day last SUMMER AND HE HAD A TIRE PUNCTURE. ThE OTHER 234 ' i ' ORDS ARE NOT FIT FOR PUBLICATION.

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JOKES BOB PETERSON WAS NOT PRONE TO OVER-EXERTION IN SCHOOL; THEREFORE, HIS MOTHER WAS SURPRISED AND PLEASED WHEN HE CAME HOME WITH THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, I GO 100 TODAY. THAT ' S WONDERFUL, DEAR, WHAT WAS IT IN? She asked, 50 in reading AND 50 IN SPELL ING. GARY ROBERTS: MAN IS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE WORLD. DICKIE NELSON: YES BUT woman is an improvement, GARY ROBERTS: YEAH THAT ' S WHAT KEEPS MEN OUT LATE LOOKING FOR IMPROVEMENTS. TEDDY HUNNEWELL: DON ' T WORRY ABOUT Diane, GIRLS ARE A NICKLE A DOZEN, COBY ROSSI : GEE. ' I ' VE BEEN BUYING CANDY BARS, SALLYS (after THE RODEO) A FINE RIDER YOU ARE I TOLD YOU DISTINCTLY TO COME AWAY WITH A RUSH AT THE CORNER, Why DIDN ' T YOU? GERALD: I DIDN ' T THINK IT SEEMED QUITE SPORTING TO LEAVE THE HORSE BEHIND. MRS. WASSON: HOW DID YOU happen to oversleep THIS morning eldred? ELDRED: There are eight of us in the house and tkc CLOCK WAS set FOR SEVEN. DURING A HISTORY LESSON MR. MARKO ASKED. RITA, WHAT ARE THE PHOENICIANS NOTED FOR? RITA: BLINOS FOREMAN: HEY, BUO, how COME YOU ARE SLEEPING ON THE JOB? . NICK BACOCH: GOODNESS GRACIOUS, CAN ' T A MAN CLOSE HIS EYES FOR A MINUTE OF PRAYER?