Big Pine High School - Green and Gold Yearbook (Big Pine, CA)

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' ::CfJ? J :.: JOKES HELEN NAEF: Wh ' AT ' S the IDEA OF PAINTING YOUR CAR BLACK ON ONE SIDE AND TAN ON THE OTHER? CARLOS: IT ' S A GREAT IDEA. YOU SHOULD HEAR THE WITNESSES CONTRADICTING THEMSELVES. MR. FURU, SPONSOR FOR THE SPORTSMAN CLUB, WAS MORE THAN AMAZED BY THE SUPER MARKSMANSHIP OF ONE MEM- BER, BILL RUSSHING. All over the region WHERE HE WAS praCticinGj on tress, fences and posts were TRAGETS BULL ' S-EYES WITH HOLES IN THE DEAD CENTER AS EVIDENCE OF HtS UNCANNY SKILL. YOUR CERTAINLY ARE A SHARPSHOOTER 5 MR. FuRU SAIDp HOW DO YOU DO IT? EASY AS PIEj ANSWERED BILL, I JUST SHOOT FIRST AND THEN DRAW THE CIRCLE, An old MAN AT A MUSICALj GIVEN BY MRS. ROGERS STU- DENTS, WEPT CAPIOUSLY WHILE MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME WAS BEING RENDERED, BY B!LL BYE. AFTERWARDS, MRS. ROGERS INQUIRED TENDERLY; PARDON ME ARE YOU A KENTUCKIAN? NO MADAM THE TEARFUL ONE REPLIED, I ' M A MUSICIAN, BETTY STEWART: So YOU HOPE TO GRADUATE CUM LAUDE? JEANNE TOWERS: NOPE, I ONLY HOPE TO GRADUATE CUM SPRING. MR. MARKO: IS THIS THEME ORIGINAL? AGNES: OH, YOU MAY FIND A FEW OF THE WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY, LORRAINE HERRMANN ' S MAIDEN SPEECH ■AS I WAS SITTING ON MY THOUGHT, A SEAT STRUCK ME, LORENE LEIGH AND HEIDI NAEF TO AGENT IN FOREIGN TRAVEL OFFICE: ABOUT THIS ISLE OF MAN — IS THERE ONLY ONE?

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jOKtS MISS GRAHAM: ' VHAT insect requires the least food? LORRAII E HERRfvUNN: The moth — it eats nothing but HOLES . D.VIGKT SIMI.10NS: What ' s the date please? MR. DI£TRICK: Kever mind the date. The examination IS MORE IMPORTANT. 0.VI3KT SUM0N3: Well I wanted to have something Rl GHT on my paper. MIKE ROSSI: It ' s great speeding along like this, Don ' t you feel glad you are alive? JOY BR0A3Y: Glad isn ' t the word, I ' m amazed. PA: Well, son, How are your marks this month? BUD CYRUS: They ' re under water. PA: What do you mean — under water? Bill Bye ' s Maiden Speech V hen he stood up he was spellbound. The big and jubilant audience dazed him, and as he stammered and stuttered in an attempt to get started, one of THE members of the AUDIENCE YELLED: TelL ' EM ALL YOU KNOW, Bill. It won ' t take long. That was just enough to rile Bill. I ' ll tell ' em all we both know, he shot back. It won ' t take any longer. A GRADE school ENGLISH CLASS WAS ASKED TO WRITE A COMPOSITION of 250 WORDS ON ANY SUBJECT. LITTLE Dickie turned in the following brilliant effort: Charlie was driving his new truck one day last SUMMER AND HE HAD A TIRE PUNCTURE. ThE OTHER 234 ' i ' ORDS ARE NOT FIT FOR PUBLICATION.