Big Pine High School - Green and Gold Yearbook (Big Pine, CA)

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' ::CfJ? J :.: JOKES HELEN NAEF: Wh ' AT ' S the IDEA OF PAINTING YOUR CAR BLACK ON ONE SIDE AND TAN ON THE OTHER? CARLOS: IT ' S A GREAT IDEA. YOU SHOULD HEAR THE WITNESSES CONTRADICTING THEMSELVES. MR. FURU, SPONSOR FOR THE SPORTSMAN CLUB, WAS MORE THAN AMAZED BY THE SUPER MARKSMANSHIP OF ONE MEM- BER, BILL RUSSHING. All over the region WHERE HE WAS praCticinGj on tress, fences and posts were TRAGETS BULL ' S-EYES WITH HOLES IN THE DEAD CENTER AS EVIDENCE OF HtS UNCANNY SKILL. YOUR CERTAINLY ARE A SHARPSHOOTER 5 MR. FuRU SAIDp HOW DO YOU DO IT? EASY AS PIEj ANSWERED BILL, I JUST SHOOT FIRST AND THEN DRAW THE CIRCLE, An old MAN AT A MUSICALj GIVEN BY MRS. ROGERS STU- DENTS, WEPT CAPIOUSLY WHILE MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME WAS BEING RENDERED, BY B!LL BYE. AFTERWARDS, MRS. ROGERS INQUIRED TENDERLY; PARDON ME ARE YOU A KENTUCKIAN? NO MADAM THE TEARFUL ONE REPLIED, I ' M A MUSICIAN, BETTY STEWART: So YOU HOPE TO GRADUATE CUM LAUDE? JEANNE TOWERS: NOPE, I ONLY HOPE TO GRADUATE CUM SPRING. MR. MARKO: IS THIS THEME ORIGINAL? AGNES: OH, YOU MAY FIND A FEW OF THE WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY, LORRAINE HERRMANN ' S MAIDEN SPEECH ■AS I WAS SITTING ON MY THOUGHT, A SEAT STRUCK ME, LORENE LEIGH AND HEIDI NAEF TO AGENT IN FOREIGN TRAVEL OFFICE: ABOUT THIS ISLE OF MAN — IS THERE ONLY ONE?