Big Pine High School - Green and Gold Yearbook (Big Pine, CA)

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JOKES NOW STUDENTS SAID MR. MARKO, TELL ME THE SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC. YOU FIRST CLIFFORD, TAURUS, THE BULL. RIGHT. ' NOW, YOU JOEj ANOTHER ONE. CANCERj THE CRAB. . RIGHT AGAIN, AND NOW IT ' S YOUR TURN MERTON. MERTON LOOKED PUZZLED, HE HESITATED A MOMENT AND THEN BLURTED OUT; MICKEY THE MOUSE. MR. DIETRICKs BEFORE WE BEGIN THIS EXAMINATION ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS? FRANK COOLEY: WHAT ' S THE NAME OF THIS COURSE? HE Should have Studied his Business English One OF bill Robert ' s hamburger customers was noto- rious FOR his slowness IN PAYING HIS BILLS. IN desperation Bill sent the following letter? sir: Who bought a lot of hamburgers from me and did not PAY? YOU. WHO promised TO PAY IN SIXTY DAYS? YOU. Who IS A THIEF5 liar, and scoundrel? YOURS truly, BILL ROBERTS FEMIN INE AMBl TIONS Freshman Girl: She wants to marry a football hero. SOPHOMORE GIRL: SHE WANTS TO MARRY HER FAVORITE MALE TEACHER, JUNIOR GIRL: She WANTS TO MARRY A CAPITALIST. SENIOR GIRL: She wants to marry A MAN. HORSE SENSE, MAYBE. --LET HALF A DOZEN HORSES RUN AROUND A TRACK AND 50,000 MEN WILL TURN OUT TO WATCH THEM; BUT LET HALF A DOZEN MEN RUN AROUND A TRACK AND SEE HOW MANY HORSES EVENT, TURN OUT FOR THE IS ' ?