Big Pine High School - Green and Gold Yearbook (Big Pine, CA)

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CHUCKLES The newly married couple stopped in a local restaurant and after their meal a waiter asked: is there anything else? Yes, REPLIED THE BRIDEGROOM, BRING US A honeymoon salad, i beg your pardon sir, said the waiter, but what is a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone. Mro Dietrick: So you admit this young freshman WAS carried td the pool and thrown in with his clothes on. Now, what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? Eldred Richards; The left leg, sir « f t Barber? Will you have anything on your face when I ' ve finished, sir? John Baxter: I don ' t know, but I hope you ' ll at LEAST LEAVE MY NOSE„ Buddy: Do you want me to call you a taxi? Jeanne: Yes, I wish you would. Buddy: All right—you ' re a taxi. Traffic Cop: Use your noodle, lady! Bertha: My goodnessI ' »Vhere is it? I ' ve pushed and pulled everything in the car. Tilli e: AM A little stiff FROM BOWLING, Glenn: Shake hands, friend — I know that town WELL,

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CHUCKLES Betty; Have you ever taken chloroform? Carlos; No„ Who teaches it? f Dwight: Is that clock running? Bob: NOj it ' s just sitting still wagging it ' s TICKo Betty had a wad of gum, It was as white as snow, And everywhere Betty went, The gum was sure to go. It followed her to school one day, Which was against the rule, PURDfE took it away FROM HER, And CHEWED jt after school. Mro Marko: Jack, how long did you study your Hi story last ni ght? Jack: About an hour and a half. Mr„ Marko: Well you had better take your book home tonighTo You left it lying on my desk last N I GHT. Sallys You ' ve been wearing a strange expression lately . Ruth; Oh, yes, I ' ve been trying to resemble my PHOTOGRAPH IN THE 49ERo t -5 MrSo Purdie: Wherein does Shakespeare ' s strength and POPULARfTY Li E? Glenn; In the ground.