Bethpage High School - Blue Book Yearbook (Bethpage, NY)

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The year ns T976 the place New York Cnty Frnend Davy our nnvnsnble theme character sees some Bethpage Alumnn boardnng the Rocket Shnp BHS at La Guardna Anr port Destnnatnon the moon Purpose to see former class mates at the Class Reunnon held nn Unnverse Cnty The stewardess Patrncna Locombo puts us completely at ease whnle Captann Mark Germann and co pnlot Charles Rnker warm up the engnnes After take off the Rocket Shnp BHS speeds through space to the moon We land wnthout mnshap at Satellnte Anrport where Vnncent Tnnebra and James Mancuso chnef mechanncs rent us thenr double duty dual drnven space mobnle for a tour around the moon before the reunnon Headnng for Crater Canyon we antncnpate a vnsnt wnth Raymond McGunnngle on hns deluxe vegetable farm Its rumored among the planets that Ray has successfuly developed a leafless lettuce plant wenghnng 500 pounds' Meanwhnle hns nenghbor George Hayes has baffled the modern agrncultural world by puttnng hns seedless sknnless waterless watermelons on the market Thns new age has really produced many outstandnng nnnovatnons' The corn alone on these two farms ns as hngh as an elephants eye To the left lnes Anne Golden s famous Moonbeam Planleltatnon a beautnful expanse of land Anne nnhernted these fabulous acres from her grandfather one of the first pnoneers to settle here Leavnng Crater Canyon the spacemobnle hastens to Jumper the thnrd largest cnty and a famous resort Joan Waters Skatnng Champnon and Barbara Wolf Olympnc Star are competnng nn the Fourth Annual Roller Derby Oh there s Anna Lee Tallman and John Bothe' They ve lust flown nn from Mercury to enter the local stock car races here on the Super sonnc Speedway Sntuated approxnmately ten mnles from Jumper ns Lunar Space Academy where Rocket Rangers Arthur Waters Thomas Menten Brnan Johnson and Frank Andreoln are studynng Intense avnatnon courses under Manor Andy Vogeney To the north ns Unnverse Cnty the capntal and also the largest cnty lt ns here that the Alumnn are to meet nn two days for thenr get together Mayor Domennck Fnoravantn welcomes us and gnves us the keys to the cnty Word comes now that Larry Wnlson has lust taken offnce as Presndent and Chnef Counsel of thns fascnnatnng satellnte Head Justnce Melvm Black has sworn hnm nn whnle Barbara Dethlefsen and Florence Campbell take the mnnutes nn thenr ultra speedy shorthand Ace reporters Anthony Sabnno and Roberta Barleson send thns world shaknng news vna thenr ASS wrnst radnos to Edntor Barry Davns of The Danly Eclnpse A Cosmo Jet comnng from Earth has whnzzed by The pnlot ns Manor Raymond Doughty Cwho used to fly carsl and hns passenger ns Rosalne Walsh Former Ambassador to Ireland Rosalne volunteered as an emnssary of good wnll to the moon because she heard nt was green In Unnverse Cnty Barbara Aromando ns worknng as Busnness Manager of Better Yearbooks and Pernodncals lnc Evelyn Badame Jennne Audna and Docna Anderson are employed as bookkeepers nn thns same firm The Person nel Manager ns Barbara Ranknn and Glorna Prose ns worknng as head comptometer operator Onward we travel to Comet Beach where muscular Thomas Mac Callum ns startnng hns shnft as lnfeguard Vacatnonnng secretarnes Rosemarne Bozza and Eleanor Brussenskn and Joyce Dnnntz career gnrl enloy the sea breeze and the renowned Aquashow featurnng swnm stars Elaine Sknnner Judnth Beksvoort Robert Gary and Bob Pollnna They ve flown lnot swuml from Neptune where of course H O ns knng' Meanwhnle Edward Yanke has been named Inter natnonal Boatnng Champ by the Yachtnng Assocnatnon at Comet Beach and Edward Brown are worknng as mnssnonarnes among the natnves Hey you two' Get out of that stew' Explorers Donald Gray and John Holm have left on a safarn through these Everglades They are looknng for wnld annmals to take back to thenr Martnan Zoo Naturally thns trnp would not be complete wnthout stoppnng to see Carl Hauss and Louns Trematerra at thenr Solar Tradnng Post lt ns rumored that they sell goggles and flnppers to the moonmen Actually thenrs ns one of the busnest centers we ve seen nn qunte some tnme A weather report comes over the sound waves from meterolognst Roger Jasper He says that all s well on the home front and that some good weather ns approachnng Wnth thns nn mnnd we head for the beautnful metropolns of Athena Modernama ns located here and archntect Brnan Halms specnally desngned House for Better Lnvnng ns on dnsplay and has won first prnze The entnre cnty ns lnke that of another world lwhnch nt nsl and the Scnentntic Age ns present everywhere Whnle nn Athena the gnrls could not resnst stoppnng at Barbara D1 Roccos Famous Fashnons Salon Barbara Frnedman ns head buyer there and Arlene Babnsknn ns one of the top desngners The beautnful models vnsntnng from Venus Included Carmella Russo Karen Gear Jane . . ,, . . . . . ,, . . 1, I I ' I ' II ' ' ' II II I I ' ' 1 s u u n - I I ' I I I .- I , . . . . 1 - . 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roph ECy MIller and LorraIne Stec These gIrls put on a fashIon show complete Wllh the latest nn unIversal wear They walked on a revolvIng stage and glItterIng llghts swept over them showIng to advantage the luxurIous furs etc The spacemobIle now takes us to Copernncus CIty where the fabulous Star SlUdIOS are located Hollywood scores another first thIs tIme on the moon' Loretta Buccherl Janet Gummoe John Colby and Jack Mayo are enactung a scene from The Butler DId It a movIe adapted from the book by novelust Alegra Adamkm Bruce Fam IS the producer and Larry Bass the dIrector Robert Rosenthal and Gerald Martm meanwhIle are busuly engaged fllmmg the scene In Pluto vIsIon wIth Somcsound 17771 Oh h h drIvIng past the SlUdIO gates In her modern ISTIC classy chassIs IS the ravIshIng film actress LucIlle PerrI WIth her IS her dynamIc press agent Paul RlCCUlfl and Barbara Laurla Lucllle s hIghly tralned CHICIGDT prIvate secretary Much sought after glamour photographer Bob Moraghan completes the entourage And say' There s oh no It cant be' MOVIE star Rock Hudson and yes It IS hIs PflVGl8 secretary Glor1a RazzInIl At the Hollywood 81 VIne make up studuo beau tIcIan Rosemary De SantI IS PUTTIHQ a wave In the dark locks of matmee Idol BIll Koch MeanwhIle Rhoda Brandes and Mlchael Broclcman along wIth Joyce lskowItz run through a scene from an old Ma and Pa Kettle feature only thIs tIme the tItle has been changed from Back on the Farm to Return on the MIlky Way ln an adlomlng SlUdIO popular sunger Barbara Burke IS cuttung a dISC ProfessIonal gUIlClflSl Rrchard Pezold accompanIes her RIchIe tells us that whIle on ol man Earth he engoyed command performances at Peta quamsquot Kentucky and RunnIng Falls Arkansas lWell'D Ex football players James O Shea and Roger D1 IorIo make wIth some barbershop muslc In the background I th nk they call themselves the Moon dogs now In CIFOS we see debonaIr man about the moon Robert MOTFIS Down on the BasIn Street of COPGFUICUS Cnty musIcIans Sal ISatchmo2 Greco Fred lppollto Anthony Granatasro and Louls Aunemma are really hIttIng a boggIe beat Terry Koss Llnda Sue Mlslove and BIII Tremont members of the Saturn FollIes dance to the tempo Also from thIs metropolIs comes ErIc Harrrson s and Charles Wmflelds Dlsc Jockey Show featurlng progressIve lazz May we add that thIs lazz IS REALLY PFOQFGSSIVSQ COf course they also have a lIttle long haIr for the Mozarts among usb ln these modern days one must Interpret the musIcal straIns from the VGVIOUS degrees of vIbratIon by whIch they come over the hI frequency aIr waves Sayung good bye to our many frIends here we hop In the spacemobnle and travel to Uranus Unnverslty a haghly regarded InstItute of hngher educatIon WIllIam Black IS the PresIdent of the UnIversIty and Grace Gaughan IS the Dean of Gurls Whale walkIng through the corrIdors of ol Uranus U we see Dolores Barbrere and JanIce Feldman Professors of OrnIthology and HortIculture respectIvely Arleen LUICK IS Head of the Language Department here she specIalIzes In teachIng the natIve moon dwellers EnglIsh C771 Naturally blOlOglSfS Marlene Latella and Judlth Mazal would not be contented unless they were dIssectIng a gIgantIc lunar grown frog Barbara Mulshrne Patrlcla Reuter and Geraldme McHugh are studyIng here and apparently seem to be settIng the pace as far as collegIate stellar styles are concerned Malorettes VIrgInIa Myer Joyce Kessler and Ruth Sklnner are leadlng the UnIversItys hIgh class football band Out on the modernIs'IIc aIr condItIoned grIdIron wIth lumInous yard lInes Capt Adam Olcula IS gIvIng last mInute IDSTFUCTIOHS to hIs teammates among them muscular blocker Arthur Reed and roughn ready tackle Stuart Opdahl They are playIng In the Inter Moon ChampIonshIp Game agaInst CaprIcorn College Cheerleaders Barbara Braumann Ann Muratore Thea Jarres and Barbara Fern are leadlng the fans In a serIes of chants etcl Two Four SIx EIght Who do we apprecIate Uranus U Uranus U Rahll The cheerleaders from the other sIde Include Ann Grazrano PatrIcIa Gregusla and Edna Dletrlch Watchlng from the foam rubber cushIoned grandstands are Barbara Schnelder Roberta Kops and Joyce DIn1tz members of the faculty at the UnIversIty Leavlng Tl'YlSfCl'1fCSllCCllY new mode of hIgh school Ism we zoom to Mt OlympIa where the Annual AthletIc FestIval as held But of course' lts the two Cerasos Edward and Robert and George Vazquez All three are breakIng track records and ITS rumored that the track they practIce on IS none other than the moon s orbutl WhIz z z' What was that that flew by7 As you probably know everythIng In the lunar world IS bngger better faster etc than anywhere else Thus It IS not Wlfh SUFPFISS that we see 65 Thomas Thompson breakIng all league records as he paces the Perenmal Protons to theIr 65th straIght wml On the female snde of the plcture PGLVICIG Bradley and Suzanne , . 1 I . 1 I I ' . . . . 1 11 11 ' ' , . 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