Bethesda High School - Bethian Yearbook (Bethesda, OH)

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Are you wanting a place to eat'7 Why not try the little cafe Just around the corner A good fish dinner for S5 00 or a hamburger sandwich for S1 Z5 No wonder Don Warren gave up the title of the world s welter weight to go in for feeding people at those prices Why at the hot cake stand back in the old home town, Aulden Yaus will sell you a sizzling hot hamburger for ten cents Here is another picture Face looks fam lxar Well that s fine Always did think that the boys and girls had it in them New Life Insurance Company names Charles Wilson president and Evelyn Davis secretary The largest ranch in the world is said to be locat d in an unknown valley between two undiscovered mountain ranges of Utah On the ranch the largest seedless Juiceless peelingless oranges in the world are grown 9, 1352 car loads were shipped out last week The owner of the anch is Richard Zellers He made his money to buy the ranch by selling peanuts on the streets of Bethesda at a penny a sack The leading city at the South Pole There is a big celebration They have Just elected a mayor How Mayor Richard Kildow can take it And mayor A fashionable beach resort An afternoon tea is in progress The hostess for the afternoon is Betty Drake who is entertaining at her million dollar home lt seems that she married a rich old fellow and he died and left her his fortune Can she spend it? An exclusive fashion shop in Chicago Madam Barbara Murphy is the owner and active manager That cute looking stylist who shows 03 a the latest Paris creations is Dorothy Weaver An advertisement in the Chicago paper says that you can buy cellophane sluts made to order at the William Shepherd Cello suit Company on Shepherd Boulevard The suits are quite popular Save washing and cleamng bills They sell for S17 98, and last a lifetime I Just can t get over these bed time stories by Bertha Foraker O we always thought there were some smart gals in the world but for bed time stories we never accused any of them of ever going to write bed time stories They say it is a popular nuxnber, though A meeting of the President s Cabinet in Washington When we knew Jim Holland as a boy, no one would ever have guessed that one day he could b'e-Eazgztfi' of the treasury Look at him now, with his top hat and cane, sitting there with all the big statesmen Well, maybe there is a chance for all of us 19 there's his wife, our old friend, Shirley Spencer. My she seems proud of the ' . ' ' ll . , . . . h,

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Clan Prophecy How tmme flzes Here It IS May 3 1960 lt doesn t seem that long s1nce I stood wxth the graduatmng class that f1ne late sprmg mght and rece1ved my d1ploma from hxgh school The old gang certamly has scattered Wonder what they are all domg now? Our heavywexght champlon, Tom Lynn, knocked out the heavywexght champ 1n a half round last nxght At the end of the flrst half round the referee stepped 1n and stopped one of the most fxerce and hard poundmg fxghters of the r1ng The round was Just one fourth over when mt was evmdent that Tom would be the champ The crowd began cheerxng and yelhng The Badgersburg Yellowsocks have Just bought the Mudv11le N1nes accordlng to th1s Clarence Fxelds w1ll be the new manager He ought to be a good one He was always tryxng to manage the baseball team when he was 1n h1gh school The Walter s drug store advertxsements are works of art Nanette Balley wr1tes them l am told Alrplanes are gettmg cheap Here s a sale on them S1 60 each That new xnventxon of Davxd If11dOW s certaxnly gave everyone an a1rplane Walkxng down Broadway, New York, 1S the world s greatest comed1an, Dav1d Heskett He has made a fortune Just tell1ng funny stor1es and makmg the world laugh The medal of award for scxence serv1ce 15 to be awarded, we hear, t Ellzabeth Froehhch, the former Elxzabeth Kemp That httle bundle of brams d1scovered a way to extract energy from a snowflake, and make enough electrlc current to make the water flow uphxll at Nxagara Falls Wxll wonders never cease? A wmgless, motorless, axrplane w1ll be put 1n operatlon across the Pac1f1c shortly Promoters of the company whxch w1ll manufacture the plane are lmsted as Mxsses Peggy P1att, and Donna Orell A new school of learmng has just been establxshed on top of Pxke s Peak Everyone gets hxgh grades and there are no fa1lures Students fxnd much pleasure 1n study1ng at thls school The presxdent of the college IS .hm McFarland A mght club on Broadway 1n New York That head walter looks fam1l1ar What do you know about that? lt s Conrad Blaney, one of our old classmates, showxng our old frxend Gladys Flowers the former Gladys Stubbs to her table That must be her husband The Count of Barnesvllle 18 . . , . . I They're thicker than flies now. Think what they used to cost. . . . 0 . . , , 0 I . '

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Hum Looks as lf lt IS about tzme someone was xnventxng a new k1nd of alarm clock one that w1ll really work The kxnd of alarm clock we used to have when 1 was 1n hxgh school generally falled to work when we needed them and they always awakened us when we wanted to sleep I not1ce that a patent has been granted to Dean McBurney under patent mufnber 456789324 for a new s1lent alarm clock Well, anythmg to take the noxse out of th.1s world There s entxrely too much no1se Only yesterday a group of Semors stopped under my wxndow and gave some lngh school yells Pesky Semors Well wonder how the races came out yesterday at Colorado Sprmgs Ha Now wouldn t that Jar you Evelyn Holland s horse came 1n fxrst Guess she has a fme stable all r1ght Old Fleefast certa1nly made all the other horses take to the tall txmber Wxth Harold Snyder as Jockey evxdently the race was ln the purse before the horses started llrlvlllkliliklkllfilllk One day Peggy Platt and Gladys Flowers were havxng a quarrel and Gladys saxd Well all I can say IS that I d hate to be mn your shoes Don t let that worry you dear1e retorted Peggy you could never get 1nto them Dxck Kxldow crept slyly behmd Shxrley S shpped Ins hands over her eyes and announced lf you can t tell who tlns IS xn three guesses I m gomg to kxss you Let s see sa1d Shxrley, could It be Charlemagne Alexander the Great or Jack the Ripper, Betty Drake wanted to elope wmth a certam fellow Her 1rate father locked her ln hxs room She took hxs trousers escaped through the wmdow, and eloped The headlng ln the paper about the mcxdent was Flees In Papa Pants Nanette Balley applxed for a Job on a glrl s baseball team Can you catch? asked the manager I caught a fellow, she rephed Can you run? was the next questlon How do you thmk I caught hmm? mqulred Nanette Davmd Heskett offered to sell a used car very cheaply There s not a thmg the matter wxth lt, he assured, the only tlung I d advxse you to do 1f you buy mt xs to fxle the nurnber off the engxne Mr Comer once remarked, I m one bxrd who xsn t henpecked My wxfe goes her way, and I go hers Z0 , . . . . . . - Q -- . I n I o n , . . . n . . . , c 4 5 o 1 I ' I I ' ' s o o Q . U D o - an - I ' II tl 0 I I 0 ' ii bl ' Ol I I I ' 'I O4 I ' ' ' I I I I - ' 00 As I ll ' f nl ' ' I I ' II I . . ' I . . . . . -- 'S 0 s . . . . ' a lc it . o Cl II ' n It II ' . a ,A . . ,, . . o - tl 1 a -mm-.mmm . . . ,, .4 . , . . . a Ol I ' ' I u I ' I gn- .