Bethel University - Spire Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

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1922 - Blue Gray - 1922 to be none other than George Ferre, formerly a minister of the Gospel, but at the request of his multitudinous friends, he consents to run for mayor’s office. The great auditorium rings as he announces his platform which is death to the tobacco industry and a strict Sky Blue Sunday. Next Miss Williminc Thompson is introduced as candidate for Police Commissioner’s office. With snapping eves, she denounces the present loose system, and offers a thorough clean-up and a white-washed town. “While in New York, I may as well visit the studio of Bertha Rask, sculptress. She has recently risen to prominence by her marvelous work, ‘The Schoolmaster,” immortalizing the great professor of Twentieth Century English of ’22. Odd, but true, as I look upon the statute the Bethel spirit radiates from that humanized countenance. “My attention is all at once caught by a scene I sec in an Omaha home. Here sits Eleanorc Bondc, my old friend, with her foot she rocks the cradle, and is queen of all the world, and with her pen she writes down thoughts that have raised the ideals of her sex to a level never before reached. “A great steamer is entering the harbor of Chicago from New York and Europe. Pacing the deck, I see an outstanding figure, evidently a statesman, judging from his frock-coat and tall hat. In his arms arc two dark-skinned babies. I recognize Claus Hammarstrom, United States minister to Turkey, coming home for a conference. It appears that he is a confirmed bachelor and that he has just adopted a pair of Turkish twins of whom he is very proud.” Next Father Time turns to Congo, Africa, where Bethel has her representative, Carl Ackerman and Ernest Ellstrom arc doing a great work as missionaries. He finds that Carl is called the “Second Livingstone” because of his and Earnest’s labors in this field. Back to New York City, to a great mass meeting, Father Time turns his gaze, Dr. R. 0. Palmquist is standing on a raised platform gasticulating as is his custom. His profusion of curls have miraculously disappeared from his head, and instead, have found a permanent abode upon his upper lip. The cause of his enthusiasm is the repeal of the Nineteenth Amendment: “Women of the world, I appeal to you to return to your desolate homes, and carry out the mission which was given to mothers.” “Far out on the steppes of Russia, I find a sandv-bcarded, gruff sea captain, whose occupation has sadly bowed his legs. He is sailing his small schooner under the flag of the Norwegian Soviet Government in quest of the lost bridge between the eastern and western hemispheres. The old salt is none other than Ernest Hassclblad. I hear a call from the cabin: ‘Oh, captain, I have found a new chord on the organ! IIow I bless Bethel for donating to us that pipe organ, and Providence for giving me little Jack to pump it!’ The voice is none other than that of Elvira Scherling, the wife of the captain's second mate.” Father Time now closes the chapter twenty-eight of the record book of the class of ’22 with the satisfaction that its members have contributed their share toward world progress thus fulfilling their class motto—“Simplicity, Sincerity and Service.” 26

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1922 - Blue Gray - 1922 how the audience is becoming electrified with attention for‘Pete’ is puckering his lips as he used to do, which always meant some inimitable witticism. Well up in front, a face draws my attention, and it proves to be none other than Edith Larson, who seems to be taking notes on the address. Yes, Edith is a well-known contributer to literature and is nationally recognized as one of the foremost literary critics. “Bethel has grown till it is one of the largest Universities of the Northwest. It is remarkable how it has advanced from an academy of a few hundred students and small equipment to an institution with a score of beautiful buildings and an enrollment reaching up into the thousands, but this is greatly due to the interest of the many alumni. “And here—do my eyes deceive me—I recognize a graceful, womanly form entering one of the buildings. Upon my word, it’s Dora Wallcndorf, who is Dean of Women and head of the Economics department of the school. “Perhaps I should find some others of that special class should I visit Minneapolis. On the corner of Ninth and Nicollet I at once notice a large white stone building. In large letters I read the familiar names, Mac Millan-Hagstrom Clothing House. I need go no farther, for right here my penetrating eyes can see the richly furnished offices of two of my former student friends. Immediately next door I sec another high building. Evidently this is a community house. In the front are large lobbies and in one corner I see the familiar face of Margaret Olson welcoming the weary wayfarers. Her hair, also, is tinged with gray, but her beauty is not marred. My eve is held by a name I sec on the desk beside her, ‘Harold Martinson, President!” Father Time strokes his beard, then continues: “But where is Edward Viren? The last record I have of him was when he received his degree in astronomy from Oxford. Behold, a large tower, an observatory in the northern part of Minnesota near his birthplace. Here I find him gazing through the telescope, traveling up the cloudy speck in the handle of Orion’s sword. Along a shady bank of an isolated stream in the Minnesota wilds, I find two shaggy-bearded fishermen. Suddenly one says, ‘Hank, have you heard this one?’ The speaker is Dr. Reuben Tanquist, now resting up after a world-wide lecture tour. He is speaking to Henry Johnson, lately returned from a visit to Mars. Henry Johnson is a special representative of the Government, whose business it is to establish diplomatic relations with newly discovered populated planets. “Next my attention is called to the United States Patent Office in Washington. Here I sec the electrical wizard, Roland Miller, from the Corn state petitioning for a number of patents, chief of which seems to be a pompadour bcautificr and hair wave creator. His face has a look of resignation in it as he sits in the office of Patent Examiner, listening to the eulogy of the lost town of Little Falls as expounded by the examiner, David Larson. While in ashington I am attracted to the aviation fields where multitudes are gathering. A new method of travel has been invented—that of a boat which travels on the wireless waves. Suddenly something darts from the sky and drops into the outspread net. It is the new invention and from the boat steps Carl Swanson and Adolph Johnson. It is announced that they had left Peking, China, only a second before, and that the trip was entirely successful. “Now my eyes turn again to the great city New York. Seeing a great auditorium, I may as well stop and follow the performance. The speaker is being introduced who proves 25

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m 1922 Blue Gray — 1922 LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF 1922 We, the Senior Class of 1922 of Bethel Academy, and of the State of Minnesota, being of sound mind and of legal age, do hereby, in our last will and testament, bequeath, to wit: First: Wc bequeath to the Faculty our appreciation of the few zeros and failure slips they have given us, and also bequeath the right to show to the Juniors the same consideration that we have enjoyed as Seniors. Second: To the Freshman, our youthful ambitions. Third: To the Sophomores, our example of studiousness and good manners. Fourth: To the Juniors, our seats in the English IV room and to each individual Junior as follows: Bertha Rask’s “ studiousness ” to Vernon Baxter. Margaret Olson’s practice hours at the typewriter to Arthur Nyborg. Eleanor Bondc’s hope chest to Allan Munson. Williminc Thompson’s flashy eyes to “Ole” Anderson. Russel Palmquist’s “rambunctiousness” to Gunnar Nordquist. Adolph Johnson’s athletic championships to Elvera Edstam. Lester Mac Millan’s “robustness” to Elsie Wik. Carl Swanson’s unsolved geometry problems to Ellen Carlson. Sigfried Sandberg’s melodious voice, which must be kept in perfect repair, to Emma Mossbcrg. Clarence Hagstrom’s limberness to Inez Sundbcrg. Herbert L. Peterson’s humor to Lois Thompson. Edward Viren’s uneaten desserts to Elsie Hagberg. Roland Miller’s unbalanced account books to Gene Dolpli, Treasurer. Claus Hammarstrom’s tardiness to Jewell Torkclson. Henry Johnson’s managership to Marcus Fritzell. Esther Bod in’s oratory to Archie Vetter. Hanna Wiggmann’s vocalizing to Harold Lindblom. Dora Wallendorfs book knowledge to Oscar Johnson. Elvera Schcrling’s basket ball enthusiasm to Carl Carlson. Edith Larson’s good nature to Alvin Pearson. George Ferre’s argumentative talent to Thora Loman. Carol Taylor’s position as chief monitor in library to R. Bcrggrcn. Ernest Hassclblad’s “Pomade” to Minnie Carlson. Ernest Ellstrom’s necktie to Arvid Hedbcrg. Burriss Richardson’s “class” to Robert Wellivcr. Carl Ackerman’s “stage-fright” to Gladys Rundquist. Reuben Tanouist’s story-telling ability to Ecith Palm. Harold Martinson’s eloquence to Carmelytc Nordberg. Theodore Anderson’s love for Latin to Ernest Olson. Enoch Johnson’s unfinished cartoons to Carl Hogfclt. Evangeline Landbcrg’s smile to Alfred Stahnke. David Larson’s eloquence to Vinettc Carlson. Fifth: We give, devise, and bequeath all the rest, residue and remainder of our real and personal property of every kind, whatsoever and wheresoever situated, to the remaining Juniors: Ethel Skoglund, Philip Turnwall and Albert Sorenson. Lastly: We appoint Principal A. J. Wingblade, chief executor of this will. Subscribed, sealed, published, and declared by the Class of 1922, the testators, who have to this our will set our hands and seals this sixth day of April, Anno Domini, One Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty-Two. (Signed) THE CLASS OF ’22. Witnesses: The Clarion Staff. (Seal) 27