Bethel High School - Beacon Yearbook (Bethel, MO)

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Classroom Conduct Dept. Freshmen: I don't know. Sophomores: I'm not prepared. Juniors: I don't remember. Seniors: I don' t believe I can add anything to what has been said. Noble Lee: I can go with a.ny girl I please. Maureta: Why don't you go then? Noble Lee: I don't please anyf: Floydez The first time you contradict me I'm going to kiss youjr Marie: ' You are not. I Kenneth Miles: Bob, do both of your dogs have licenses? Bobby Watson: Oh, yes, they are just covered with them. SILLY DEFINITIONS Kleptomaniac: One who helps himself because he can' t help others. Mechanized dandruff: Known to G. I.'s as 'cooties'. Cream puff: The flakiest, puffiest of puffs, crammed full of creamy mustard. Boys: A pain in the neck when he's around--a pain in the heart when he isn' t. Life insurance is betting that you'll die before the insurance people think you will. Football season: The only time of year when you can walk down the street with a blonde on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows. Temperament: A temper too old to be spanked. ' Girls: Creatures who can make up their faces more easily than their minds. Professor: Textbook wired for sou.nd.

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