Bethel High School - Beacon Yearbook (Bethel, MO)

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Grandpa: 4'Mebbe, rnebbe, but it wasn't so blamed dangerous. I never heard of a parlor sofa running off the road and smashing into a light pole. .i Johnny: I wish I had a nickel for every girl I've kissed. Barbara: What would you do? Buy a pack of gum? l Many so-called wolves are just worms wriggling around in the grass until some chicken or old hen comes along and picks them up. You can tell a Freshman by his look of great alarm. You can tell a Sophomore by the books under his arm. You can tell a lunior by his manners, dress and such. You can tell a Senior but you sure can't tell him much. .. Ronald: '6What would I have to give you for just one kiss? Dorothy S.: 'sCh1oroform. Margaret, have you whispered with- out permission? Only wunst. Marie, should Margaret have said wunst? No'm, she should have said twict. Lyda: Is it dangerous to drive with one hand? Wendell: You bet. More than one fellow has run into a church doing it. Miss Mac: 6'Did you take a shower? Wilma: No, is there one missing? He put his arm around her waist The color left her cheek, But on the shoulder of 1unior's coat, It stayed about a week. Madline: 'gWhat's an oper- etta? Dorothy Pope: It's a girl Who works for the telephone company. Edward: s'Wouldn't you marry a girl with a picture face? Junior Miles: Sure, if she had the right kind of a frame to go with it. Mary Lou: Why was your letter so damp? Kathleen: I don't know. Postage due--I suppose.