Bethel High School - Beacon Yearbook (Bethel, MO)

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Mr. Ballance: Unsel.f1shness means going without something you need voluntarily. Can y.ou give me an example of that, Junior? junior Smoot: Yessuml Some- times I go without a bath when I need one. KC Rosa Lee on the telephone! I'd loved to go, but I feel I should stay home and help my father with my homework. Marion Smoot: 'Tll bet you were mad when you ran over that skunk. Billy Holderieath: Mad? I was highly incensed. The hotdog never bites or howls When anybody sights it. The hotdog never bites or growls But feeds the hand that bites it. Joe Miles says: Next to a beautiful girl, sleep is the most wonderful thing in the world. I love you more than 335555 I love you more than EEEE I 'P if another's love Could 112 so thoroughly please. Our big 95 of happiness ations cannot telll This . of our first love Casts an un,n spell. English Teacher: Harold give me an illustration of the difference between prose and verse. Harold: There was a lady named Leigh, who waded out up to her ankle. That is prose. If she had waded further out, it would have been verse. She'd never really had a chance Long years had Annie waited But when a camp sprang up close by Oh boy, was animated iAnna matedl. No wonder the little duckling Wears on his face a frown. For he has just discovered His first pair of pants is down. George: What would you do if you were in my shoes? Kenneth Miles: Polish them. Man is like a sausage Fair upon the skin. But you can't tell by the outside How much hog there is within. Nothing ages like laziness. My breakfast lies over the ocean My dinner lies over the sea My tummy lies in such commotion Don't mention my supper to me. Richard S.: 6'Girls were harder to kiss insyour day, weren't they, Grandpa?

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Grandpa: 4'Mebbe, rnebbe, but it wasn't so blamed dangerous. I never heard of a parlor sofa running off the road and smashing into a light pole. .i Johnny: I wish I had a nickel for every girl I've kissed. Barbara: What would you do? Buy a pack of gum? l Many so-called wolves are just worms wriggling around in the grass until some chicken or old hen comes along and picks them up. You can tell a Freshman by his look of great alarm. You can tell a Sophomore by the books under his arm. You can tell a lunior by his manners, dress and such. You can tell a Senior but you sure can't tell him much. .. Ronald: '6What would I have to give you for just one kiss? Dorothy S.: 'sCh1oroform. Margaret, have you whispered with- out permission? Only wunst. Marie, should Margaret have said wunst? No'm, she should have said twict. Lyda: Is it dangerous to drive with one hand? Wendell: You bet. More than one fellow has run into a church doing it. Miss Mac: 6'Did you take a shower? Wilma: No, is there one missing? He put his arm around her waist The color left her cheek, But on the shoulder of 1unior's coat, It stayed about a week. Madline: 'gWhat's an oper- etta? Dorothy Pope: It's a girl Who works for the telephone company. Edward: s'Wouldn't you marry a girl with a picture face? Junior Miles: Sure, if she had the right kind of a frame to go with it. Mary Lou: Why was your letter so damp? Kathleen: I don't know. Postage due--I suppose.