Bethany High School - Reverie Yearbook (Bethany, IL)

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Senior NAME NICKNAME Favorite Singer Favorite Song Kelly Adams Big Kel Loverboy Hello John Alexander Crash Van Halen Crash and Burn Jody Bates Billy Squire Smoky Mountain Rain David Bone Studboat The Who Let's Spend The Night Together Linda Boomer Beulah Air Supply Knights In White Satin Chris Brewer Brews Rick Springfield Sometimes When We Touch Margarett Bromm Margy Michael Jackson Lead Me On Cara Carter Michael Jackson Let The Music Play Rob Dickens Dick Keith Richards Behind Blue Eyes Jo Ellen Faith Jo Michael Jackson We've Got Tonight Michelle Fitzgerald Mitch Rick Springfield Hard To Say I'm Sorry Abby Ford Abbs Mick Jagger 1 Came For You Jana Foster Jan Barbra Streisand Over The Rainbow Soni Gibbons Open Arms Rhonda Gregory Reener Barry Manilow Read 'Em And Weep Chuck Grove Hall And Oates Private Eyes David Hagerman Hegs The Who Won't Get Fooled Again Kari Harmon Karibear Michael Jackson Back Where lacque Harris Duran Duran Thriller Paula Hower Journey Footloose Darryll Kelly D Led Zeppelin The Lemon Song Renee Lash Nay-Nay Eddie Van Halen If I'd Be The One Tamra Lillico Tammy Faye Lionel Richie 99 Red Balloons Jill Miller Air Supply Hello Tony Moon Moonie Queen Time For Me To Fly Tim Moore Hey Moore Jimi Hendrix How Many More Times Paul Nation Hands Queen Bohemian Rhapsody Bob Orris Scorpions Old Time Rock And Roll Jeff Rauch Mutt Judas Priest Walk This Way Danny Snyder The Duke David And The Giants Please Don't Give Up On Me Dean Utsler The Dream Van Halen Jump Susan Vilmure Sue-Marie Billy Squire Every Breath You Take Teresa Webner Webinear Air Supply How Am 1 Supposed To Live Without Darin Varnell Mel Air Supply Making Love Out Of Nothing At All Renee Yates Bernice Scorpions Rock-n-Roll Party In The Streets Steve Young The Mercenary Led Zeppelin Stairway To Heaven

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Jeff Rauch, our local Skoal Bandit, is disappointed because he thought this was going to be a high-class party, but all he got to spit in was a regular glass instead of a fancy spitoon. Renee Lash said she'd be here after she finished shopping. Kari Harmon is in another room watching Friday the 13th part XXI. Hope it's not too scary, because Kari's a long way from the bathroom. Bob Orris is outside showing off his very own limosine which he drove from his very own airport which he land- ed at in his very own jet, all of which his parents got him for Christmas. Bob says that for his birthday, Mommy and Daddy are going to take him to a street corner and find him his very own girlfriend. jody Bates is over in the corner talking to some guys. Wait a minute, those guys are from Sullivan! She'd better get them out of the house, because here comes the destruction duo, Darryll Shut Me Up Kelly and Tim Whatcha Going To Do, Kick My Butt? Moore, and we all know how they feel about anyone from Sullivan. Sheli Wizo-Waty and Susan Vilmure are here tonight. They are currently running around a successful hair salon called Blondes Have More Fun. Darrell Hacksaw Reynolds is demonstrating his new cough suppressant. It really works, because he hasn't had a Hack Attack all night. Dean Utsler just came in. He has bought the Hickory Point 6 Theaters so he can watch movies whenever he wants. jill Miller and her husband, Roger, are going to be a little late. They have trouble finding babysitters for their 18 kids. David Hagerman has finally been taken over by his Mr. Rogers personality. He was arrested while going up to little boys and asking them if they would like to come over to his house and feed his fish. Poor Margaret Bromm has broken her glasses tonight and can't see a thing. Hey, Margaret! That's not your coke glass, that's Jeff's spitoon! |ohn Alexander, Seaman 1st class, is here on leave tonight. He says he likes everything about the Navy except they make him shave each day. Michelle Fitzgerald is mad at her husband Chick tonight because when all the men were asked to use one word to describe their wives, all Chick could say was Cheep Cheep. Linda Boomer is showing of her bestseller book, I Did It My Way in which she disproves the quadratic equation, the laws of exponents, the Pythagorean Theorem, and other famous mathematical formulas. Rob Dickens has arrived at the party. It seems he ran out of gas and had to walk four miles to get here. The graduating class of 1984 is holding their 20th year reunion at Danny Snyder's hospitable home. After learning a few moves from Diane jenkins, a Double Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, Danny has finally done something about Tony Moon bugging him all these years. Don't worry Tony, the ambulance will be here soon. Chuck Grove nas just returned from his job as a roadie for Hall and Oats on their world tour. He now plans to resume the work on his latest Dirty Harry novel entitled Yeah, Take It. lana Foster, the famous Fox Harbor lifeguard, is telling us all how she dragged Paul Hands Nation in from drowning, jana said it would of been a lot easier to save him if he could have caught the life preserver she threw to him. But, Paul thought it was a football and of course, it bounced right out of his hands. Chris Brewer refused to attend our party tonight because she didn't have the right pair of shoes to wear to a class reunion. There's Rhonda Gregory. She has become a ski instructor at Lake Geneva and hasn't run into a fence for 20 years. Where's Kelly Adams and Abby Ford? Oh, they're outside gazing at the moon, thinking back to our senior class trip when the moon came out unexpectedly for them and glowed with an unusual beauty. Darin Mel Yarnell is here with nis beautiful wife and children. You would think Darin would be the last person in the world to settle down and raise a family, but he says he has given up his wild and rowdy days of high school. However, his wife still can't figure out why he gets a Christmas card from Sullivan Package Liquor every year. David Bone is really rolling in the dough. He makes commercials for razor blade companies because he's the only person they could get who always shaves more than once a day. Wow! Look who just walked in! It's Tamra Sounds Like A Prop From A Science Fiction Movie Lillico, that voluptuous vixen who was this year's Playboy Playmate of the Year. Everyone is crowding around her trying to get one of her autographed centerfolds. However Renee Yates, a rival model, is jealous of Tamra's success. The only job she's had was a feature in the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. In all other modeling jobs, Renee was told that she was over qualified. Cara Carter is here tonight showing off her new concert T-shirt she got when she took her brother to see Quiet Riot last night. lacque Harris is showing us some of the steps to the latest Michael jackson video, which she herself choreographed. Wait! Where's that horrible demonic growl coming from? Oh, it's just Teresa Webner laughing again. The delicious roast beef sandwiches we're having tonight are furnished by Paula Hower, owner of the local Rax restaurant. loEllen Faith is here looking a year younger than everyone else. Wait a minute! What's happening? Everyone being rushed out of the house because we've just received a bomb threat. It seems that Steve Young, founder of the K.F.P.O. (Kill For Pleasure Organization), has suspected someone at the party of being a communist. Prophecied with good intentions but not necessarily good taste by Hegs Hands 15

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 Favorite Expression Usually Found Main Interest Want To Be Ha-Fa-Na-Fa Sullivan With Abby Chasing Guys Accountant Life Coes On Sullivan or Atwood Living To Be 20 Admiral in Navy 1 Don't Know With Mitch Mitch Accountant Take It! Methodist Church Parking Lot Music And Sports Myself Home Math Homemaker Ha-Fa-Na-Fa School or Sullivan Mike Fashion Merchandiser 1 Dunno In The Bathroom Guys Accountant Ya Know Brushing Her Teeth Music Happy No Doubt Methodist Church Parking Lot Football Me 1 Dare You Sullivan Becoming A Veterinarian Veterinarian Oh My Card! Chick's House Chick Attorney At Law Ha-Fa-Na-Fa Sullivan With Kel Looking At Guys Zoologist Geeeez! Shelbyville with David David Freeze Rich . . . Very Rich Home Rich With Rich What's Wrong Home Athletics Physical Therapist Take It! Home Sleep Baseball Player Make Love Not War Joe Keller's House Rock Music A Groovy Guy 1 Wish . With Bill William Robert Younger P.E. Teacher I'm Sure Ballet Arts School Guys Nurse Well, Peter Piper Picked Methodist Church Parking Lot Eddie Cosmetologist 60's Rock Music Successful 1 Don't Care Home Ion England Rich Thank Cod It's Friday Library Art Nurse You Are Bugging Me Sullivan Roger Bragg Medical Secretary Excuse Me Sally's House Sports Rich W-e-l-H! Methodist Church Parking Lot Lifting Weights 57 Don't Make Me No Never Mind Cheri's House Doing Well In College Loaded (as in Money) Riiight Home Baseball Farmer Buddy This Anywhere But Home Girls Auto Mechanic Hi! Cuy! Hard Tellin Basketball Farmer Co Ahead, Make My Day Home Listening To Music Electronic Technician 1 Don't Care Sullivan IGA Guys Millionaire I'm So Sure Babysitting Trying To Find Mr. Right Nurse You ----- Pizza Hut Riding Motorcycles 6'4 , 225 lbs Whatever With Doug Doug Hite Housewife I'd Rather Be Killing You Home Military History Out Of Here