Bethany High School - Reverie Yearbook (Bethany, IL)

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THe 5Eniar “ULIan't I. kHly Adams, will Stephanie Shelton the ability to sneak out of 7th hour to play with the fire extinguisher without getting caught and also to Colin Moon and Derek Fultz to be mischievious during 7th hour without getting yelled at I. k hn R Alexander, will the ability to be crazy in Sullivan and elsewhere without getting into trouble to my little big brother lames I. Jody Bates, wi nothing to the underclassmen of B H S but the door out. since that is my favorite part of the school I, David Bone, will and probably have, and if I haven't. I probably will I. Linda Boomer, will my ability to keep al the girls sports stats organized to anyone who thinks that they can do it Good luck to my successor I, Chris Brewer, will to Mike and Jaime all the fun and great times that I had in my four years at BH.S. Also, to Jaime. I will my basketball uniform 35 I also will to anyone who can get away with it, the ability to set off the fire alarm and have everyone believe it really was an accident I. Margarett Bromm. wiB my lady-like. quiet behavior to Micci Hunt in hopes she! shut her mouth and become a woman I, Cara Carter. wiB my abdity to live through an Iron Maiden concert to any grl who risks going to one I, Rob Dickens. wiB to all the sophomore guys a pair of regular Levi leans in hopes that they will burn their Gl Joe pants To Rusty Bromm I will my green car even though he uses it more than I do And lastly. I will all the tapes, clothes, money, and odds and ends left m the back of my car to whoever left them there, (probably one of the Kefly boys) I. JoEllen Faith, wi to Shelly I, Monte B , Chris B . and Paulette B, the ability to have as much fun next year as we al have had this year I also will to the class of '85 to have fun in their last year at B H.S. Good Luck Always I, Michelle Fitzgerald, will give back to Todd Atkinson all of the alto saxophone crap that I have forced him to hand over to me I also will him the ability to open doors so that he won't be laughed at by the mean men at bowling alleys and bars And lastly. I will see you next year at U of I I. Abby Ford, will all my pulled off pony tails and brawls to Paul Williams and Daren Nelson so they'll have something to play with when I leave Also, to Roger. Toddae and Mikeae. the 1-2 3 clap family tradition'' in hopes that they will continue to cause mass hysteria and confusion, and make everyone wonder what they are doing Lastly. I will my ability to have two arguments with the same teacher and not get kicked out of school for it I. Jana Foster, will my singing abity to anyone who reaBy wants to sing but can't learn because they dare not go mto 7th hour's mass hysteria And to Teresa O'Brien, my little sis', I will my mother, for I don't know what she'd do without a daughter on the team’ I. Rhonda Gregory, being of sound mmd. wiB my ability to know the difference between Chicago and com to Todd A , who apparently doesn't To my bttle sisters JiB G and Lori H . I wi my basketbaB career Last, but not least, I will my basketball uniform to anyone who has the guts to wear it I. Chuck Grove, will my over-used, monotonous, yet briiant cliches to Mike Tipsword with hopes that he can learn how to use them correctly I, David Hagerman. will my ability to goof-off in chorus without getting into trouble to all the other guys in chorus, especially John Bartimus. Larry Kesterson, and Dave Kirkwood Also, because Joe Keller has always envied my athletic ability, I will it to him And finally. I will all the good times I've had in Mrs Duncan s class to the underclassmen who are stupid enough to believe that anyone ever has a good time in Mrs Duncan's class I, Kan Harmon, will a case of Pampers to Stephanie Shelton. Billie Moon and my sister Stacy in hopes that they will put them in good use And also to my brother Wayne all the good times I've had my senior year in hopes he will have the same I. Jacque Harris. wiB my Michael Jackson glove to anyone who is a true fan and is willing to wear it I also wiB to all the true Elim Lakies to keep up all the great times we've had m the past I. Darryll Kelly, being of sound body and not so sound mnd will the following first, I will my penny collecting abilities to anyone in the class of '85 who pops popcorn without permission Second. I wi my Led, Hendrix. Who. Stones, and Yardbird tapes to Michele Harris and Todd Atkinson in hopes that they will stop listening to the Culture Scrubs . I will my Led Zeppelin tapes to the track team in hopes that they will keep those hallowed anthems blaring at the meets I will the fag game to Dogwood. T. DC . and Tim Bunting in hopes they wdl keep the tradition alive And last but not least, my lemon to any Led Head who nows what one is I. Renee Lash, will to my sis. Shawna and aB her crazy friends. aB the good times I’ve had here at B.H.S., even though they've got a great start already I. Tamra Lilkco. being of sound mnd and somewhat sound body, will my abity to put up with all the crap I have taken from certain people to my sister who thankfully may never need it! I. Jill Miller, will to Mudd W and David K the ability to stay away from mud puddles And I also will to Kathy Low my quiet disposition in the hopes that she will keep her big mouth shut and her comments to herself I. Tony Moon, will all my clothes to the class of '86 guys so they won t have to wear their camouflage clothes all the time I. Timothy Donald Moore, wiB if I could, but I won t I. Paul Nation. wi my bad knee to Joe Keller who gave it to me in the first place I. Bob Orris, will my brother. Brad, the ability to con Mrs Duncan out of the keys to the concession stand every day. whether it needed to be fiHed or not I. Jeff Rauch, will all of my hair to “Randy Bob (Mr Inman), who always wanted me to get it cut for him I. Danny Snyder, wi my strange and extraordinary body contortions to Nick Aukamp. who already has a good start. I. Dean Utsler. will all my tapes to my sister Regma And all my good times at B.H.S. to Jim B. Brian W , and Tom R I. Susan Vimure. will any of the upcoming seniors to go on their class trip and to get away with as much as me, Sheli, and Renee did. without getting caught by the (ha perones I Teresa Webner will all the headaches, and crap I've taken from other students, of being yearbook editor to Todd Atkinson. Also, I will all the fun times I've had my Junior and Senior year to my basketbaB little sister —Deana Ray —in hopes she will have just as many great times as I have I. Darin Yarnell, wi my purple hair brush to Theresa L and I hope she doesn't wear it out. and my great driving ability to Stephanie S and I hope she doesn't crash as much as I did I. Renee Yates, wi aB the jokes about my chest to Marsha Clark, since she has a good start anyway, and the same to Lon Hite and Kathy Ray in the hopes that they get one I. Steve Young, wi my ability to keep my mouth shut to my brother; and my contempt tor communists to Todd Atkinson who doesn't have any; my ordnary clothes to Michele Harris, who doesn t seem to have any and last, but not least, my budd to Kathy Ray because she doesn't have one. 14

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Prettiest Eyes: Renee Yates and Tony Moon Best Personality: Abby Ford and Paul Nation Best Drivers: Tamra Lillico and Rob Dickens Best Dressed: Danny Snyder and Chris Brewer Wittiest: Abby Ford and Rob Dickens Most Likely to Succeed: Michelle Fitzgerald and David Hagerman Most Athletic: Tony Moon and )ana Foster

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Jeff Rauch, our local Skoal Bandit, is disappointed because he thought this was going to be a high-class party, but all he got to spit in was a regular glass instead of a fancy spitoon. Renee Lash said she'd be here after she finished shopping. Kari Harmon is in another room watching Friday the 13th part XXI. Hope it's not too scary, because Kari's a long way from the bathroom. Bob Orris is outside showing off his very own limosine which he drove from his very own airport which he land- ed at in his very own jet, all of which his parents got him for Christmas. Bob says that for his birthday, Mommy and Daddy are going to take him to a street corner and find him his very own girlfriend. jody Bates is over in the corner talking to some guys. Wait a minute, those guys are from Sullivan! She'd better get them out of the house, because here comes the destruction duo, Darryll Shut Me Up Kelly and Tim Whatcha Going To Do, Kick My Butt? Moore, and we all know how they feel about anyone from Sullivan. Sheli Wizo-Waty and Susan Vilmure are here tonight. They are currently running around a successful hair salon called Blondes Have More Fun. Darrell Hacksaw Reynolds is demonstrating his new cough suppressant. It really works, because he hasn't had a Hack Attack all night. Dean Utsler just came in. He has bought the Hickory Point 6 Theaters so he can watch movies whenever he wants. jill Miller and her husband, Roger, are going to be a little late. They have trouble finding babysitters for their 18 kids. David Hagerman has finally been taken over by his Mr. Rogers personality. He was arrested while going up to little boys and asking them if they would like to come over to his house and feed his fish. Poor Margaret Bromm has broken her glasses tonight and can't see a thing. Hey, Margaret! That's not your coke glass, that's Jeff's spitoon! |ohn Alexander, Seaman 1st class, is here on leave tonight. He says he likes everything about the Navy except they make him shave each day. Michelle Fitzgerald is mad at her husband Chick tonight because when all the men were asked to use one word to describe their wives, all Chick could say was Cheep Cheep. Linda Boomer is showing of her bestseller book, I Did It My Way in which she disproves the quadratic equation, the laws of exponents, the Pythagorean Theorem, and other famous mathematical formulas. Rob Dickens has arrived at the party. It seems he ran out of gas and had to walk four miles to get here. The graduating class of 1984 is holding their 20th year reunion at Danny Snyder's hospitable home. After learning a few moves from Diane jenkins, a Double Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, Danny has finally done something about Tony Moon bugging him all these years. Don't worry Tony, the ambulance will be here soon. Chuck Grove nas just returned from his job as a roadie for Hall and Oats on their world tour. He now plans to resume the work on his latest Dirty Harry novel entitled Yeah, Take It. lana Foster, the famous Fox Harbor lifeguard, is telling us all how she dragged Paul Hands Nation in from drowning, jana said it would of been a lot easier to save him if he could have caught the life preserver she threw to him. But, Paul thought it was a football and of course, it bounced right out of his hands. Chris Brewer refused to attend our party tonight because she didn't have the right pair of shoes to wear to a class reunion. There's Rhonda Gregory. She has become a ski instructor at Lake Geneva and hasn't run into a fence for 20 years. Where's Kelly Adams and Abby Ford? Oh, they're outside gazing at the moon, thinking back to our senior class trip when the moon came out unexpectedly for them and glowed with an unusual beauty. Darin Mel Yarnell is here with nis beautiful wife and children. You would think Darin would be the last person in the world to settle down and raise a family, but he says he has given up his wild and rowdy days of high school. However, his wife still can't figure out why he gets a Christmas card from Sullivan Package Liquor every year. David Bone is really rolling in the dough. He makes commercials for razor blade companies because he's the only person they could get who always shaves more than once a day. Wow! Look who just walked in! It's Tamra Sounds Like A Prop From A Science Fiction Movie Lillico, that voluptuous vixen who was this year's Playboy Playmate of the Year. Everyone is crowding around her trying to get one of her autographed centerfolds. However Renee Yates, a rival model, is jealous of Tamra's success. The only job she's had was a feature in the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. In all other modeling jobs, Renee was told that she was over qualified. Cara Carter is here tonight showing off her new concert T-shirt she got when she took her brother to see Quiet Riot last night. lacque Harris is showing us some of the steps to the latest Michael jackson video, which she herself choreographed. Wait! Where's that horrible demonic growl coming from? Oh, it's just Teresa Webner laughing again. The delicious roast beef sandwiches we're having tonight are furnished by Paula Hower, owner of the local Rax restaurant. loEllen Faith is here looking a year younger than everyone else. Wait a minute! What's happening? Everyone being rushed out of the house because we've just received a bomb threat. It seems that Steve Young, founder of the K.F.P.O. (Kill For Pleasure Organization), has suspected someone at the party of being a communist. Prophecied with good intentions but not necessarily good taste by Hegs Hands 15