Bethany High School - Reverie Yearbook (Bethany, IL)

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Welcome to the 20 yeor reunion of the closs of 1983. The yeor is 2003 ond we ore meeting ot the Sullivan Pizza Hut, owned and operated by Jim Kelly. There he is now over in the corner keeping everyone up-to-date on what has happen- ed to all the old Sullivan and Lovingfon guys and girls. No one really cares. Dret Done was the first one here tonight so he could inspect for fire hazards. Jim O'Brien refused to come tonight because he was sure no one would remember him. Joylene Kidwell must be here tonight, we can't see her but man can we sure hear her. Larry Gregory is unfortunately in the hospital after walking down Cerro Gordo St., Decatur with his Ku Klux Klan suit on. Lori Suddarth came here tonight with her husband but is presently looking for Dill Cornfield. Speaking of Dill, he and David Luck are out in the parking lot bowling, but with no balls or pins. Mr. Car himself, Eric Harris, just walked in with a dozed look in his eyes, mumbling about a 454 hi-rise turbo something or other. Peggy Brewer won't be here tonight since Sullivan is having their reunion tonight, too. Steve Hozee came in accompanied with his date, a former member of our faculty. Dethany-loyal Lisa Tipsword and Sue Alexander showed up wearing their Sullivan Redskins T-shirts. Rich Cornfield left already to go look for a fight. He was with his good friend ond inspiration Jack Daniels. Steve Austin came tonight wear- ing on outfit from his new line of clothes. It's called. The Pookie-Bear look. Laura Craig is here and is now a successful business woman with the Charmin Toilet Paper Co. Don Apke. now rich and famous, is here tonight just after releasing his new hit single, ”12-votes, 6-votes it don’t Make!!! Angie Butt, now owner of Bethany Sales Co., is accompanied by none other than the notorious Pete Fowler. On a more serious note, Christina Carroll, Mindy Bone, and Jennifer Taylor are in the corner arguing as to who's been most successful these 20 years. Jackie Sheehan stayed home tonight so she could watch the soap operas her mother taped for her. Boy, there's a depressed looking Dr. Chris Davis. Small wonder why either. He tried to donate his body to science and the only group interested was a garbage company. Diane Waggoner and husband Jim barely made it here tonight. It was awfully hard trying to get away from the Rooster Farm. Lori Wiszo-Waty is inquiring as to if anyone knows a good lawyer. She's dying to change that last name of hers. Greg Waggoner and Brett Robinson.'famous authors, are discussing whose book is better. Greg's book is based on his life and is entitled Just Showin' Off, while Brett's book is entitled, Dealing with the Unexpected. Marilyn Goetz is here tonight but hasn't been able to say much because her mouth is crammed with food. Dill Younger was here earlier but had to leave because his mother didn’t wont him out too late. Rita Kesterson would like for everyone to hurry and finish eating so she can get those dishes to the Bethany High School cafeteria and start washing. Brian Coleman is just standing around letting all the girls remember why he was voted Best Looking Boy in our class. Atta boy Hugh, Jr. Well look over there. There's Leann Calhoun telling everyone the exciting story of how she tripped over the half-court line at the sexual against Jamaica-Sidell. Ooooh, Lori Dorris is badly limping. She sneezed earlier and threw her knee out. Why, Lisa Potillo is just sit- ting over there by herself. Oh, no wonder, she's engrossed in another one of her Harlequin Romances. Barry Coleman came tonight only so he could tease and make fun of everybody. How did he get voted Best Personality anyway? This is terrible but Jackie McMahan is in prison! She was sent up the river for dating a man who appeared to be three times her age. Tracey Wehner and Cathy Hutchinson are over at the snack bar eating all the green M M's. Susie Cole has a job she can handle. She's inspector 42 double B at the Playtex factory. Nurse Laura Compton is here tonight wearing a rubber glove. She's trying to get all the boys to turn their heads and cough. Junior Throneburg came in dribbling a basketball but after a few hours at the bar he is once again dribbling, without the basketball. And last but not least. Gayla Shain came tonight with all her children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren. Gayla doesn't work in a store but she is into produce. Written with Total Respect but not Total Sincerity, 22 Chris, Waggs and the Rat.

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Junior Closs . . . Kelly Adoms John Alexander Jody Dores David Done Unda Doomer Chris Drewer Margareff Dromm Coro Carter Rob Dickens Todd Enz Michelle Fitzgerald Abby Ford Jana Foster Soni Gibbons Rhonda Gregory Chuck Grove David Hagerman Karl Harmon Jacque Harris Paula Hower Diane Jenkins Darryll Kelly 24