Bethany High School - Reverie Yearbook (Bethany, IL)

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WhC1l Will I Be Doing In 2001? The graduating class of 1981 is holding their 20th year reunion at Granny's Pond and Grill, owned and operated by nuclear physicist Rhonda Goetz. Almost everyone has arrived except for Brian Elder and Paul Bone. Brian couldn't attend tonight, but ev- erything is fine, Bubbles Roby excused his absence. Seems Brian had another case of 24-hour polio . As for Paul, alias Wally Mallard, he's flying south for the winter. Suddenly we hear screeching tires and breaking glass-Boom! Jana Holthaus must be here. Dan Vilmure is looking pretty depressed. Dan got a dishonorable discharge from the Navy. Seems he shot a torpedo through his own ship. Amy Ford stopped in to say hello, but she couldn't stay because of all the drinking going on. Chet Swarms sent word that he will be a little late tonight, seems Chet finally caught a girl in one of his traps. jeff Bone is here from Hollywood. Ieff is now a famous actor and he's just completed his latest film, Bethany Gigilo . Elaine Lewis is also famous-she's a top model for Prehistoric Magazine . Way to go, Cavey! Ieff Utsler and Roy Iones won't be able to attend the reunion. They had a little trouble putting the head- ers on Uts' jeep. Sheryl Sheehan, who is quite familiar with the Jeep, is going out to help them. Dana Bond was arrested for conducting a Chinese firedrill in the parking lot, it seems Dana was the only one in the car at the time. Rick Grove has arrived with his co-star of the Buff 8: Jody Show . Lynn Shafer was recently employed with Illinois Bell Telephone Co., until he was fired for punching down the telephone poles. Sue Sharp is here, but she isn't talking much. She's in the corner doing her American Government notes. Iackie Root is here tonight accompanied by none other than her sister, Tina. Kathy Moon, notorious 1st grade fish murderer, was last seen dumping fish food in the pond. The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime. Marcia Dick is also seen near the pond, she wanted to go swimming, but she didn't have a bathing suit. The entertainment for tonight is Dawn Bone, she is singing her new hit single, Music, Music , arranged by Mrs. Patrick. Tammie Stirrett will be here, but she too will be a little late. Her new shipment of hairspray hasn't come in yet. Michelle Brown and her 6'6 daughter Amber are here. Michelle used to carry Amber, now Amber carries Michelle. Pat White is now the national spokesman for Ragu Spaghetti Sauce . After the reunion everyone is invited to the back of the pond to see Sally Boyer and Sherry Coon in the greatest female mud wrestling match of all time. Lori Kates, Darci Gordon and Steve Mayberry aren't here. They went to the 1980 class reunion. Kathy Richardson and Rick couldn't be here, they are on their honeymoon. Iohn Barter is a national hero for solving the energy crisis. john has invented watered down gasoline. A man wearing a black and white suit and a whistle just came in. He's looking for Cheri Lambird, and he has revenge in his eyes. David Hite is here, but he's spent the evening in the bathroom combing his hair. Donna Calhoun now holds the Guiness Book of World Records title for most hiccups in one lifetime . Theresa Compton is in the corner trying to start a card game. Iulie Dudley can stay only until 8:00, then she has to go home to watch the Waltons . Cindy Roxanne Doris is busy trying to keep all the guys away from her BEAUTIFUL BODY. And finally, LeAnne Bone, Dan, and their 25 children are still outside looking for a place to park all those semis. Finished by Cheri 8: Cat 4!28!81.

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Ieff L. Utsler Urs, Utsman Become a rich farmer and party Daniel R. Vilmure Patrick Henry White Booner, Baggy Pants V Stallion, Moose Navy, party A career in aerospace engineering This is it ................ Senior year ............... The big one ....... First priority ................... Upperclassmen ........ Balcony seats and morning assemblies ........................... Senior skip day ................. Black and Gold ........ .....................forever etched into your memory.................. College preparation ........... and how does that song go? ........ ..-...N....-.............-........... Seniors never fall! ................................ .....Sing the Alma Mater.............. one more time .......and remember when ...............So, what do you want to do when you finish high school?...................... ............Measurements for caps and gowns........... Pomp and Circumstance, Graduation Day! .......Let's have a Class Reunion-Real Soon! ................These are the best years of your life .......We'1l keep in touch .........Okay? .........Turn around...... blink your .......It's passed you by......

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Seniors Will, If You Just Give Them A Chance I, john Barter, will to Steve Austin, all my tapes, to Susie Cole and Cindy Snearly. I will my ability to get along with Dan Vilmure and jeff Utsler. To Cheri, I will the ability to make it through her last year at B.H.S. without going crazy. I, Dana Bond, will my short legs to Chris Brewer in hopes that her ankles won't show! Also, my heighth to David Hagerman so he doesn't Iiave to look down at anyone anymore! I, Dawn Bone, will my eight years of cheerleading to anyone who willvenjoy them as much as I did. I, jeff Bone, will my ability to chew tobacco without anybody know- ing it, to Greg Brown, for everybody knows he does. I, LeAnne Bone, will to my brother Steve, the FLIRMOBILE, which he has been driving anyway. I, Paul Bone, hereby will my nickname to anyone who loves to hear quacker jokes and duck calls. I, Sally Boyer, will my patience at B.H.S. to Teresa Bushert, who doesn't have any. I, Michelle Brown, will to Sue Alexander, the Green Klunker, and to Sue A., Teresa B., Lisa T., Cindy S. and Mindy Bone to keep up the good 'ole tradition. I, Donna Calhoun, will my coordination and ability to remember things, to my sister, Leann, who needs all the help she can get. I, Theresa Compton, will my musical ability to any underclassman who can get along with Mrs. Patrick for four years. I, Sherry Coon, will to all oncoming classes, better school years than I had and to most students and faculty A.M.F. I, Marcia Dick, will to the English IV class of '81-'82, the ability to arrive at school at 8:30 and still get into Mrs. Harshman's class with- out having to get a pass. I, Cindy Doris, will and only will, if Lulu can, and she will if she can. I, julie Dudley, will all of my good times with my good friends to jackie Mac in hopes that she will have as much fun as I did. I, Brian Elder, will my ability to fool Mrs. Roby and leave school at any time to Roger Doris, and my ability to play Q.B. to Coach Bundy in hopes that he can turn one of his monsters into a good Q.B. next year. I, Amy Ford, will my driver's license to jennifer Taylor so that may- be now she can drive herself home from school, and I will my fun and crazy times here to Abby. I, Rhonda Goetz, will my nickname t'Rowd to any one who can keep it up as well as I did, and all of my fun times at B.H.S. to my sister, Marilyn, in hopes that she will have as much fun as I have. I, Darci Gordon, will to Cindy S,, Kim G., Teresa B., Cheri F., and Annette B., the ability to stay in school and to have fun in their last year of school that I am so eager to get out of. I, Rick Grove, will to Mike Carrol and Scott Martin, who are willing to accept this will, the will that will enable them to be as willing as I am to do good will. I, David Hite, will my basketball ability to Lyndall Rawlings in hopes that he can stuff it next year, and I will my ability to Doug not to get caught by Mr. Knight in the halls. I, jana Holthaus, will to the 8th grade girls going out for basketball, my uniform, in hopes that they use it more than I did. I, Roy jones, hereby will my smarts to joe Moon, my switch blade to Brett Robinson lin hopes that he can get a two week vacationl, and my great football ability to Rat, and my smell to Cindy D. lLast but not least, my ability not to be the first one to get sick at a party to Chris DJ I, Lori Kates, will my ability to put up with all the smartalic people at B.H.S. to my little sister Missi, who's going to need it. I, Cheri Lambird, will my sense of humor to Mindy Bone, who ap- parently lost hers somewhere. I, joanna Elenamarie Lewis, being of sound mind and always injured body, will to my basketball underclassmen the dedication, spirit and pride of the Flying Fillies that I have carried throughout my three years of warming the bench. To Abby Ford, I want to leave a prayer, that she will be able to achieve all the goals in basketball that I never could. I, Steve Mayberry, will my ability to infuriate Mrs. Patrick, by sim- ply doing nothing, to any one who can uphold it as well as I. I, Kathy Moon, will to my brother Tony, full ownership of our joint nickname Moonie . Also I will miss my good friends Bill, Rich, Roger, Eric, jon, Danny and Pablo. I, Kathy Richardson will all my unused tardy passes to Susie Cole, in hopes that she will use them wisely. I, jackie Root, will the ability to stay out of trouble to anyone who wants it. I, Lynn Shafer, will be glad to leave this prison! I, Sue Sharp, will my dad's lane to Cheri Funk and Annette Barter, who spend alot of time there, my brain to Lulu Calhoun, and my Merle Norman makeup to Kim Gregory. I, Sheryl Sheehan, will my ability to come up with reasons to stay in town to Doug Hite and all the other unlucky people who live seven miles away. I, Tammie Stirret, will my good times here at B.H.S. to Laura Comp- ton and Diane Foster, in hopes that they can have as good of time to- gether as Donna and Sherry and I. I, Chet Swarms, will my ability to catch farm dogs in my traps to Greg Brown, who already has some experience in this field. I, jeff Utsler, will all of my skulls and crossbones on my football helmet to anybody who thinks they can get more of them. I, Dan Vilmure, will my ability to play the line to Doug Hite, in hopes of a winning football season. I, Pat White, will any future student of B.H.S. the hope that they are on good terms with the Lord because they will be talking to Him a whole bunch.