Berwick High School - Blue and White Yearbook (Berwick, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 88 of the 1924 volume:

. '-,J 1. , ' A -tial 'I V ,I ? .'E'gF5365?f?EZ3?5ii :Af WILKES-BARRE BUSINESS COLLEGE Hn cgccredited :School . WHAT IT MEANS TO THE STUDENT TO ATTEND AN ACCREDITED SCHOOL T. The opportunity to stuctq stanctarcl, accredited courses Q. The use ot modern, approved text hooks. 5. The opportunitq to earn the H. G. B degree--Honor Graduate in business. This degree is conferred onlg hu Accredited Schools 4. The benefit ot membership in a nation-wide Emplogn-Lent Bureau 5. The privilege ot having grades made in one school transferred to another school. 6. The opportunitg to have unused tuition transferred to another school in case ot change ot residence. Definite knowledge that the school in which he is registered maintains high business and educational stanclarcls, .and that its aclvertising is never exaggerated and never contains misrepre- 7. sentations. 1924 Catalog is gours tor the asking It png: to attend a school that is fullq accredited bg the National Association of Accredited Commercial Schools, Look for the trade-mark. CUiftor .fee QDoa'son Qrincqvals cgbomas .761 gfeiser Cgemple Cuniversity Broad Street and Montgomerg Avenue PHILADELPHIA, PA. ' College ot Liberal Arts and Sciences. Teachers College. School ot Commerce. Professional Schools: Theologg, Law, Mecliciize, Pharmacq, Dentistrg, Chiropoclg. School ot Music 'Summer session of the College, the Cgeacllers College, the :School of Gommerce and the :School of e7Vfusic open july 7 1924 Send for bulletzn , . I v g V ' 'fy' MV .Wi-1' ,:2v::.,, K . e:. ,J Y' KW, V ,- -:V V 1 V g 'R 7 ', 2' I rr Xe. 'b THE MIRROR -:- REO -1- THE coLD STANDARD or VALUES Balloon Tired Roos represent tlle supreme motoring comfort, tlxe peak point of safe travel, the maxi- mum of car longevitg aucl greater tire GCOHOITILJ. . . . Berwick Store Co SALES ROOM AND SERVICE STATION --next to Post Office P ge 'Z TI E MIRROR Berwick Savings . . and . . Trust Colnpang Will welcom J u in their new Bank Building A Good Bank in a Good Town A. G. BITTNER, TREASURER . E MIRROR Page Ccrnplintents ot Edna fkgfoe Milliner YEAGER BROS. iii Dil Electrical Contractors and Dealers lilfil West Front Street Berwick, Pa. I'Ii3h School .Jewelrg an Announcements rt ,Q gm i x 'v Q. gf: si! ifwkiwff' Exclusive designs in Connnenieinent Gifts A full line ot Wa'cl1er, Diamonds, Jewehfg, Etc. ' M. SHERMAN 109 W. Front St To have an IDEA is a good thingg hut the method of cle- livenj is anotherg some make their cleliverq log FREIGHT, others hq EXPRESS If gon have an 'qou are in neecl ot Tinning, Plumb- in8,an Oil Stove or Range, dont forget us. We 'sell the Clark Jewel oil stove gun!- anteecl for ten nears, and the Pittston range. Express gon! IDEA and we will he on the joh, at once. G. W. JOHNSON Bell Phone 556-R 425 LaSalle St. P 4 THE MIRROR FREDERICK M. FREAS l'llut0Ql'zlphs BERWICK NA'l'lnN.-xl, HANK l:Ull,lJlNu Berwick. Pu. Young Men like to wear our clothes because tlieu can pick a suit or topcoat that is time latest thing in good stLJle,anc1 at the same time has so much more than just stqle to recommend it. Young men appreciate the in-built qualitu of fine materials fiuelu tailored. The wail our clothing holds their shape and good looks brings ti-mem back for a1iotl1er ' BERWICK STORE COMPANY Home of Good Clothingi' E MIRROR P03 R. U. I30YVQl' 7. . We 1s11n our new hIOCll'l'll Slim- Drink Howdy The Friendly St,,,.,, Drink Berwick Bottling Quall.ilfyQi1i1'clvi':i:1m X I iiu1'LBl0lhi Why Mother Stopped C I of Baking B , 1 WHITE AND WWW 5 RYE BREAD y Creamery Dedo Bake-rg Front Sf. E. Ciewe-ii, P p Page 6 THE MIRROR The Sflllll'l1t'S know sonu-thingi about the Boston Candy Iiitohcn That the purity and quality of our pro- ducts can llevt-1' be illlitlltlxll. It is not vc-ry ll2ll'Cl to copy our products in np- lN'2ll'HllUl' put what 21 lliffl'l'0llUl' when you bite in the substitute. x1Elk0l'S ol' c:ANn11f:s ov lJIS'l'INC'l'l0N JERRY NICKAS, Mgr. Own uour own Home, hecause gon get more respect from everuone than a renter cloes. Everu time Ljou pau S25 rent gou actuathj lose 350. It is no more sensible to rent another mans house than it is to rent his clothes, and qou have no rent to pau. Choicest building lots in town, now being solcl, at veru attractive prices, cash or pauments. WValt01' A. Huglles Berwick. Pa. . lil'Il.I. PHONE 59-.I I550 NV. l RUN'l' ST. TI E MIR OR P57 Since bread is your cheapest and best food why not get the best bread? '6Daint Bread A treat in Wheat Saliitdrg Bdkerg Home of Dainty and Berwick Bread G. A. VAUGHN, PROPRIETOR 530 West Front Street P808 THE MIRROR C oinpliments ot illard F. Kelclaner Prest-O-Lite Service Tlie lcleal Stop tor Tourists Batteries ot all sizes ancl for all cars Rental BC1ttGl'i9Sl3LJ request Tires ancl lulnes Vulcanizecl Stop in ancl see us Ranger Garage Berwiclc, Pa. ' .lolan Sclmrl, Prop. Insurance and Real Estate Eshleman Insurance Agency 1429 W. Front St. Berwiclc, Pa. Williamsport Commercial College A relialole business training school that lielps ijoung people wlxo wislm to enter lsusiness ot- tices as boolclceepers, steno- graplmers ancl private secretaries Excellent courses for post grad- uate worlc. Over C200 calls received everq gear for grad- uates. Open all the near. Sencl for catalogue. F. F. HEALEY, Proprietor E MIRROR Page 9 We can furnish evergthing LJOLI neecl to build ex home like H A R H Y FA H R I N G E R 'l'Hl'I LUNYHICIC M ICRC HANT Unk Stu-vt, nvar Front Berwick. P1-nn 1 this FASHION PARK CLOTHES have thx- Sl'ylv and Pc-p A y0unQ nmn- likes in his clothes Lerch Sc Co. P ge 10 THE MIRROR . Compliments ol The MITIOT Rvflc-cts you in Heiczklelfs BIQS, Clothes Jacob Heicklen 6tl1 Avenue Tllli HUB Brobst Successor to PYOP S T. Harvey Doan R11-11's and Boys CllltlliI1QfllI'l1iSll' inigs and shoes for the entire family 127 West Front St. Branch Store Flal lron Bldg ljope-mlablo Sport- ingi Goods and Ha rd Wa 1'1- THE MIRROR Page 1 1 I Peirce School of Business Administration Tx.. ' V i ': O 5f?f?y H ' :ff f. -- N151 ,j i.,, iff ' ,lvll V 7 fi ' .fn' if gil Q-. ,Q E IQ-1 Elttil- iL ' f' X L ,Qi Q ,, is A, i iii' M- v ,I ,,-,.-g . - fax?-,rx 1 1 - 14 f- fr.-Q X . .. 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Dealers in Hag ancl Saraw, Golcl Medal ancl Pillslaurg Flour Our Serateli Grain and E252 Producer Masli l11EllCeS IJOLII' 119115 16111-Glld pO'Lllt1'LJ P6111 PHONE YOUR NEXT ORDER TO The Community Flooring Mills 904 Orange Street 13110116159 Pge I? THE MIRROR Complete line of Fresh and Smoked Meats All Varieties of Groceries, Fruits and Green Grocenes Flour and Feed, Drg Goods and Notions All mercl1auc1ise guaranteecl Qliaiiimj and Service SILAS MCHENRY Cor. Secoucl and Mulluerrij Sis. Free Deliverg isuccessor to Cul Roqerl Phone 256 L EA R N A Good Word for Printing Primers of The Mirror THE MIRROR Page 15 L Board of Directors and Faculty lui.: BOARD OF DIRECTORS T. R. Buck, President Henry F. Trauglzi Waller A. Hughes, Vice-Presiclent M. L. Th0l'l'ldS G. B. Vance, Secretarq Treasurer: A. B. Creveling Dr. F. R. Clerk Artl-zur W. Heruieu Robert Seliooleq. . Stanley R. Davis. Robert Mercer . Dorothea Jones. . . Emily E. Wuiiderlq Paul Wligtoclc . . . Hulde Frisluie . . . Marg Aller. . . Olive Salem . . . Ruth Welch. . . . Ruth Erli . . . . Mqrna Striekler . Helen Stout .... . Marie Del-mer . D. H. Lewis .... . Helen Lesher Adams Russel Zi iiiiii e riii an . Joseph McCracken. . , Berwiclc National Bank M, E. Houclc, Superinienclenl FACULTY . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Principal of High SCl100l . . . ...... Science . . .General Science . . . Metlmeniatics . . . .MdthGl11dtiCS . . . . Commercial . . . Coniniercial . . .,.. English . . . , . . . ..En8lisl1 . . . .Historq ancl English Hisforg ancl Biologg ...........Civies ........Leiiu . .Letiii end French ........Freneli . . ...... .Music .lzreelaancl Drawing . . . . . .Peumansluip . . Plujsical Education page I4 THE MIRROR . 'Z A c IN I 13. 55, mm E.- E? H.. f: ,lm nm E E u-. -E E2 ':u Q: Ou ,vi , m all Q L 1 1 C-I 0? Z ., 52 I3 .1 E. .3 v x: Q Q: 14 mi E2 Zi it .-I 32 E Y m E 5 ,E ji 4 rf: 2 E m -1 S .E E. P 2 u -Q is II E I 33 i QU -vi O :C T .IE c T 2 nn L sa. 4 w lv- nn 2: O K -- an E 5 04 -L, E 1 E' .1 WU .52 1-' 'Z 1 E ,S 3 5 .5 L' oz. S n E 3 U w 4: H1 :a av -4 S Z E THE MIRROR Page 15 Staff ana' Gontents Jessie Zimmerman '24 Editor-in-Chief Margaret Clewell '24 Mary Macdonald '24 Associate Editor Literary Editor Miriam Warntz '24 Ruth,Baxter '26 Annie Walton '25 Lucille Martz '27 Class Editors Mabel Krug '25 Frank C. Elmes '24 School News Editor Alumni Editor Robert Mears '24 Christine Hons '24 Athletic Editor Rub and Rubbish Editor Clarence A. Ruch '24 Business Manager I Leroy Baer '25 Mae Lowry '24 Assistant Business Manager Stenographer Floyd Garrison '24 Wyatt Williams '24 Circulation Managers Mr. A. W. Harman Miss Huldah Frisbie Miss Mary E. Aller Miss Olive Salem Faculty Advisors Miss Frisluie, Miss Aller, Miss Salem, Prof. A. l'lnrmnu C9241 Contents Ecltiorlal , . I6 Lllerarq . . . 19 Jsleepq Williams , QA Stonjj Dorotluj Stout, 24 19 Radio Racket , Wsjait Willlnnmxs, lQ4 27 On ilme Rive-ru, KA Poemj Lee Falxrlnger, '24 28 Mal: .lnxagg-A11 Interpretation, Mae Bonl1mu,'Q4, . 29 Mack Bgtl-1 ,Non-Sl-mlsespearlnn, Wqatt Willian1s,'Q4 50 Concerning a First Hair Cut , Jessie Zhxmiermanz 24 52 HTI1. Tl-Arills of a Senior Commercial Evelyn Harris, '24 . 55 Sqrnputl-nj Ke ixxx etlm Tl-xomas, 24 . A . 57 Uconceming the Plxqslclaifs Office-Girl, Elem-more Davis, '24 . 58 Ou Axntoniobiles, Wqatt Williams, '24 . 59 School News . . 41 With ilxe Classes . . . 42 Atlxleilcs J, 46 Alun xmim i . . 5? Ruln and Rublahl-A 55 Page 16 THE MIRROR Editorial C241 CLASS SPIRIT vs. SCHOOL SPIRIT The admitted aim of every class in a high school, of every group in the class, and of every member of every group, is to evince his class spirit to the onlooking world. The methods of proving this possession to the interested or indifferent public Qas the case may bel are many and var- ied. High School students the world over, have had im- pressed upon them time and again by lecturers, essayists, and many others, the importance of, and method of show- ing. class spirit. However, these speakers and writers have failed to prevent very objectionable practices by which some members of every student body Qand we are sorry to admit that ours is not an exceptionl attempt to convince us of their class spirit. For example, at High School games, a certain group considers that their class is not sufficiently represented in the school team. Perhaps they do not believe that they have as much control as is their just due, over the cheering and supporting of the team. Therefore, they acquire a se- vere case of sulks and refuse to help support the teamg either by not attending the games or by attending and re- fusing to cheer with the other students. This is just one example of so-called class spirit. But this certainly is not the proper way to show it. It is not the kind of spirit that builds up a school, but on the contrary, the kind that undermines that more important factor of school life-School Spirit. THE MIRROR Page 17 AN APPRECIATION We consider this a fitting opportunity to express to our Board of Education our appreciation of the department of Physical Education which they have added to the High School curriculum. We are sorry to have had our Domestic Science de- partment eliminated, but, judging from the attendance at Physical Education classes, just as much, if not more inter- est has been aroused in this new form of education. Then, too, it provides a class wherein the boys as well as the girls will be profited. b So, to the students, go to gym class. Don't cut it be- cause you think you won't like it, but go and find out. We know from experience that it is interesting as well as bene- ficial. And, to the School Board. We thank you. C341 SENIORS Then, last but by no means least, to the Seniors, for somehow, at this time of year, the Seniors seem to be the all important class, both to themselves and to others, Qper- haps more to themselvesl. Little do you now think of your green and callow days as Freshmen, your year as Sophomores making life mis- erable for everyone in general, or your Junior year, when your one ambition in life was to be Seniors. Now you have attained the coveted position of Sen- iors, and have held it for the school year. During this time, you have found that it was not entirely the frolic that you expectfd, but that it encompassed concentrated work pre- paring you for life after High School days. - Now that you are about to enter upon that life, we wisltyou allgfutuure happiness, prosperity andvsuucces-s. Page 18 THE MIRROR C50 the GICZSS of 1924 In aclclition to Icnowing how a thorough eclucation aicls in increasing the amount opposite one's name on the pau roll, clo uou Icnow that-- Less than I per cent. ot American men have heen college gracluates. Yet this group ot men has turnishecl. 55 per cent. ot our Presidents 54 ot the Vice-Presidents 56 ot the IVIeml3ers ot Congress 6? ot the Secretaries ot State 50 of the Secretaries ot the Treasuru 69 ot the .Iustices ot the Supreme Court Witli no schooling 51 Americans out ot 5,000,000 reach- ed distinction. With elementaru schooling, 808 out ot 55, 000,000 reached clinstinction. Witli high school ecluf a- tion 1,245 out ot 2,000,000 reachecl clistinction. With college eclucation 5,768 out I,000,00 reachecl clistinction U. S. Bureau ot Education IN WI'IO'S WHO 1917 The biographies ot more than 20,000 people are given The percentage is as tollows: College gracluates 59 per cent. other college trainecl 14 percent. 1 No college training '27 percent. Woiivt uou malce up uour mincl to get the hest educa- tion ihat it is possible to have? We want to see qou make ot uour lives the greatest success possilale. Nothing Iess than such success will do tor uou, ancl it it is possible tor us in ang wag to influence or aicl uou to go through college, we want to cIo it. The Qerfwick gtolary Glub THE MIRROR Page 19 .Hterary Ncsleepyf' Cf.Q2illz'am5 Qlorolfvy Stout .24 He weighed two hundred and thirty pounds and his shoulders scraped an ordinary doorway when he passed through. He regarded a six-footer as more or less of a runt. A tremendous youth was John Clarence Williams, and at first glimpse of him crossing the Westmore campus the football captain forgot an important engagement and sprinted in pursuit of the prize. The interview was brief and unsatisfactory. Captain Fred Varney, a morose person of very few words, grasped the arm of the boyish colossus and exclaimed: Freshman squad reported yesterday. - Where were you? Th1'ee o'clock this afternoon. Be there sure. What Prep school? Did you play? John Clarence Williams gazed down good-naturedly at the gaunt, almost insignificant figure of the greatest of end rushers, and answered, in a lazy booming voice: The masters made me play at school. I didn't like it, and I guess I can get along without any football in col- lege, thank you. Football doesn't propose to get along without you, growled Varney. You look less clumsy than most of these great big over-grown infants. Aren't you ashamed of yourself ? Not a bit of it, grinned the freshman. There is some distinction in it when a man of my size refuses to be all bunged up on a football field. This extraordinary sentiment so annoyed Varney, flfwliose temper was by no means pacific, that he retorted: Your class will rlisown you. I thought you were a man, you useless carload of blubberf' You are keeping me from a recitation, said John Clarence Williams, still with the same vast amiability. As he spoke he put out a hand. It no more than touched Varney on the chest and he sat down so abruptly R333-Q0 THE MIRROR that his teeth clicked and he bit his tongue. While he picked himself up from the turf, the mountainous freshman moved away in a leisurely manner, nor glanced behind him. Amazed anger hampered the active captain, who knew not quite how to retaliate. He might tackle the of- fender by the knees and pull him down before punching him, or hastily climb within reach of the youngster's jaw, but either procedure would be undignified in full sight of the campus. For once the melancholy Varney grinned, ac- cepted the joke as on him, and concluded to become better acquainted with this singular freshman. John Clarence's parents had taken pains to Ht him out with a name worthy of the family station, but his class- mates promptly discarded it, and not as John Clarence was he known, but as Sleepy Wlilliams. He accepted the taunts inspired by his total lack of athletic spirit. In other respects he was no laggard. His mind was both keen and rctentive. although he seldom seemed to employ it in study. It made the hardworking students indignant, when, at the end of the term, Sleepy Williams received a higher rating and was considered a safe bet for the intellectual comrade- ship of the Phi Beta Kappa. The Christmas vacation depopulated the campus, and among those westward bound were Captain Varney and the left guard of his eleven, Bob Sedgwick. Varney was silent and gloomy as usual, but conversation was never expected of him, and Sedgwick, a sociable person, sought other di- version. Strolling into another car, he discovered the rosy giant who had scorned his duty to the gridiron. Sleepy sat alone and filled a seat, beaming, placid, no more than half awake. As a sophomore, Sedgwick was supposed to disdain the company of this somnolent Williams, but the barrier of college caste was brushed aside for the sake of sociability. Hello, little one! was Bob's greeting. How far does this railroad take you, and what is the tariff per ton a mile ? I live in Denver, genially replied the freshman. getting the better of a yawn. I lost six pounds this fall. Don't I look it? You have wasted away, I see, after examining you closely. What did it? Fred Varney is in the next car, added Sedgwick, with a chuckle. Why not have dinner with us? You have met him, I'm sure. THE MIRROR Page 21 Yes, but he has no use for me, replied the fresh- man, his face a vivid red. I wouldn't know what to say to him. That makes no difference. He is the original hu- man clam. You needn't feel obliged to waste language on him. He isn't hostile, even if you did tip him off his pins with a gentle tap. How nice of him! smiled Sleepy . I was aw- fully sorry. He doesn't weigh vcry much and looks all shot to pieces. It's a mystery to me how he can be such a terror in football clothes. Of course I shall feel flattered to dine with him. Bob Sedgwick strolled into the rear car and broke the news to Varney, who was regarding the landscape with glum indifference. He grunted and was gracious enough to remark: Not such a bad kid, although he ought to be booted all the way out to Westmore field and back again. They tell me there are no cobwebs in his attic. His professors think him a wonder. We can get on together unless he playfully pushes me through a dining-car window, glass and all . There was no discord at the table and Varney even thawed a trifle. The mighty freshman appealed to his sar- donic sense of humor. He was so essentially a jovial boy, filled with tremendous enthusiasm in spite of his lazy de- meanor, laughing at his own jokes, ludicrously in awe of Varney's opinion as coming from the greatest man in col- lege. He was patterned after Bob Sedgwick's own heart, and these two were famously congenial. The evening passed without boredom, and it was agreed to meet for breakfast. It was during this latter meal that the train made a long halt at an unimportant station and the passengers be- came curious to know what had caused this delay to the Golden Gate Limited. The conductor was heard to say something about a washout and a damaged bridge. Sedg- wick and Va1'ney went out to interview the station agent, leaving the freshmen to his own devices. It was presently announced that the train could not proceed until afternoon. A sudden flood had dangerously weakened a span of the steel bridge near Wentworth, and traffic was blockaded while crews made temporary repairs. There was a deal of ill-natured sputtering among the trav- ers. but young Sedgwick was undismayed. Wentworth, only twenty miles beyond, was his home town, and he proposed Page 2? THE MIRROR to waste no time in getting there. I can find somebody with an automobile to make the run in an hour, he said to Varney. Why don't you come along? Have luncheon at my house, inspect the busy little burg, and jump on the train when it comes. My folks will be delighted. Thanks It would be stupid waiting all day at this jumping ofi' place. Good enough. You go fetch our bags, and I will hustle the transportation, and telephone home that we are on our way. Sedgwick dashed to the highway and commandeered a farmer who was driving past in a noisy, mud-covered relic of an earlier age of gasoline. There was no haggling over terms, and the enterprising sophomore galloped back to the train, meeting Varney, who said: Better bid the big Williams child goodbye. Lone- some for him, but perhaps he can amuse himself by eating all day. I'1l ask him to join us, if you don't mind, suggested the warm-hearted Sedgwick. It does seem unkind to de- sert him. I may have to buy the farmer a new set of springs for his car, but what's the odds ? Are you sure your family can feed him? was Verney's gloomy comment. Saw him devour three boiled eggs this morning, and he was merely warming up. Sedgwick assumed the risk and ran in to get Sleepy , who, at seeing his Westmore friends preparing to desert him, wore, for once, a disconsolate air. With glad- ness he accepted the invitation, and soon they were bump- ing over a frozen country road that was no more than thin- ly covered with snow. It was the holiday season, and their spirits were gay. Williams rolled out song in what was meant to be a sonorous bass voice. his mighty shoulders heaving with innocent mirth whenever Sedgwick inter- rupted him with a story. These two were in the mood for mischief. and the opportunity offered itself as the car rat- tled safely into the trim little city of Wentworth and sought a long street of uncommonly attractive homes. A girl was about to cross in front of them, but waited when the farmer tooted his warning horn. Now a girl in Vurs on :1 wintry day, with a fine color, bright eyes. and a slim, straight figure is not likely to pass unperceived by young men of impressionable years and temperament. A pippin, believe me! softly murmured Williams. me MIRROR Page Q5 My cousin, shouted' Sedgwick, waving his hat. Stop the machine! Hello, Kitty! Here, fellows, we'll get out and walk. It's only another block. I wish it were another mile, for walking looks good to me, observed the admiring freshman. They tumbled out forthwith and sur1'ounded the fas- cinating cousin, who seemed not in the least dismayed. Bob presented his friends, indicating them with a careless sweep of the hand so that it was puzzling to guess which one was which. Miss Lombard, this is none other than Mr. Fred Varney, captain of the Westmore varsity eleven, and here is a meek and lowly freshman officially designated as John Clarence Williams. They are sojourning in our midst for only a few hoursg therefore we must hasten to give them a good time. Miss Kitty surveyed the brace of strangers and in- stantly concluded that the rosy giant must, of course, be the famous athlete. She was a thorough-going western girl to whom the colleges of the Atlantic seaboard were re- mote and uninteresting, barring the fact that Bob Sedg- wick and his elder brother Joe had chosen to go to West- more. Her own home was in Iowa, and she visited the Sedgwicks once or twice a year. Newspaper portraits of Fred Varney had failed to engage her memory. Her mis- take was not an unreasonable one. Approvingly she eyed the magnificent proportions of John Clarence Williams and swiftly pictured him to her- self as sweeping through the Keatsville .and Pierceton teams. No more than a casual glance did she bestow on Bob's other friends, the thin stooping young man with the pale face and melancholy expression. She knew the type, the intellectual student who habitually studied too hard, and despised athletics and aspired to be a valedictorian even if it wrecked his health. You are to be here only a few hours, Mr. Varney? I am so sorry. That doesn't sound as if Bob were very hos- pitable. He really must persuade you to stay for the dance tonight and- Williams was about to profess his identity, but Sedgwick trod on his toe and Varney glowered at him. making pantomimic gestures unseen by the girl. The same inspiration-to let Miss Kitty think Williams the captain- occurred to both these young men, the one moved by the suggestion of a lark, the other intiuenced by his timidity in Page 94 THE MIRROR the presence of girls. Williams comprehended that he was not to correct Miss Kitty's blunder. They could laugh about it later. The fair cousin walked ahead with the bogus West- more hero, and Bob whispered to Varney as they followed: She is the busiest little tease you ever saw in your life. The way she used to guy me was cruel. This is my first chance to put one over on her. Sure it's all right? was the anxious query. You will confess the joke before we leave town? What about your folks? Leave it to me, was Bob's answer. I'll tip them off, and they will play it along at luncheon, especially Dad. Somewhat mollified, the football captain consented to the hoax. Miss Kitty catalogued him as a highbrow. She chatted gaily with the supposed Varney. Football was their topic. Williams was full of information that was modestly impersonal. Varney scowled at the glib flow of information. Please tell me, Mr. Varney, said Kitty, do you honestly believe that your eleven could have beaten one of our crack Western Universities-Seamore, for instance? It would have been a great contest in my opinion, replied the unabashed pretender. Seamore might have outclassed us in end rushes and made winning gains in that way. Our left end was weak this year. This being Fred Varney's position-best end-rusher in the count1'y for two years-he was a listener who nearly lost his temper. They turned in at a gate and crossed a lawn, and Bob ran straight into his waiting Mother's arms. During the glad confusion the word was passed that the program included having fun with Kitty. The parents joined the conspiracy with ready compliance. After supper Williams managed to get Bob alone for a few minutes and confided to him: About that dance tonight, old man, your cousin wants to know why I can't stay over for it. I could just as well as not, you know, and beat it to Denver tomorrow. There is a hotel in town, I presume, and- Nonsense! There is plenty of room in this house even for you-er-Captain Varney. Mother will be de- lighted. And I'll try to persuade Fred-I mean Sleepy Williams-to stick with us, although he is none too strong on the society game. THE MIRROR Page Q5 Please don't call me Varney again. I can't go to this dance under false colors and meet a lot of people, ex- claimed the perturbed freshman. Supposing Fred Varney objects to giving the joke away. Here he comes. Ask him. Varney had been talking to Miss Kitty who sug- gested that he stay over for the dance. This he had agreed to do. He refused to drop the disguise and Sleepy Wil- liams, alias Fred Varney, was forced to go to the dance as captain of the Westmore eleven. Suddenly the comedy assumed a serious aspect for the mighty freshman. He was introduced to a muscular, enthusiastic young man, named McGregor, who exclaimed: I am the captain of the Wentworth eleven, and we play our annual game tomorrow with Statesville. Bob has agreed to play guard for you if you can be persuaded to stay over and play with us. I wish I could, but-but I have to leave town, stam- mered the helpless freshman. At this moment Bob and Fred sauntered up. Thfv uttered no threats but their stern faces expressed a direful purpose. Sleepy consented to plav after they had made it more impossible than ever to declare himself an imposter. In comparison with these, the Westmore-Keatsville games are as mild as sewing, said Varney, after he and Sleepy were left alone, and Sleepy had begged for mercy. ' It was an informal holiday in Wentmore. Most of the stores were closed at noon, and hundreds of people mot- ored in from the surrounding country. The tidings that the Westmore captain had been induced to play for the love of the game aroused iealous indignation among the States- ville partisans, and they loudly urged their champions to send him back East on a stretcher. Fred Varney was with Kittv Lombard, and she found him slihtlv distraught, a mood which she mistook for lack of interest. He was really reflecting that the joke had takrn rather rn unfair turn to McGregor and his eleven. He felt uncomfortable and hoped that Wentworth might win. To Varney's amazement. the impossible freshman sailed in to show the crowd that he was indeed a formidable right guard from Westmore. Bob Sedgwick. playing his own position as left guard with alert efficiency, tried to Page '26 THE MIRROR restrain his whale among the minnows, advising him after a scrimmage: You are surely throwing a sca1'e into them, even if you do get every signal wrong. But for goodness sake slow up and save your wind. Darned if I'll let you and Varney make a monkey of me, panted the young pretender, who staggered into position instead of trotting. His complexion turned from red to purple. He was willing to do his best, but his flesh was woefully weak. Kitty was sadly perplexed. In her excitement she turned to Varney and cried, a little impatiently: Aren't you ashamed to sit here doing nothing? Can't you become a little interested? What can be the mat- ter with Captain Varney ? ' Fred Varney excused himself and sauntered out on the field. He and the referee had quite a conversation, and soon he was seen running to the gymnasium. In a few minutes hc came out of the building in a football suit. The referee put him in the game and the game began again. The players returned in a dangerous mood, and the opponents were fairly taken by surprise. Varney received the ball and went tearing down the field with Williams in front of him. A few yards from the goal post he fell and the ball rolled in front of Williams. Williams picked it up and ran, a man clinging to him on each side. This did not stop him. Six feet from the goal line he toppled over and measured his length, which was enough and to spare. Kitty Lombard, always wide awake, realized her mis- take in treating Varney as she had treated him. When Varney and Bob tried to explain things she calmly said: It would have spoiled it if I would have told you that I knew all the time which was which when Bob intro- duced you. Sleepy was congratulated on his playing, but took it very shamefacedly. He thinks to this day, although no one has told him so, that Varney fell on purpose in order that he might make the much needed touchdown. wsu A Notice By The Joke Editor Wanted-Jokes for the Mirror. That afternoon three Sophs applied. THE MIRROR Page Q7 gtadio gtacket .fy clQ7yatt q1Dilliams Sure, you have one. Everybody has. You got yours about six months ago, after all your friends had gone wild over neutrodynes, monodynes, and supedynes. When everybody was talking about regenerative circuits, and loop aerials, and amplification, and you not knowing a loud speaker from a vacuum tube, felt distinctly out of it. It was then that you got a friend to wise you up, and next ordered a big set from the corporation down the street. It was installed while you were at the office one day, and that evening, a slick young man called to show you how to run it. Next evening, you hurry through your supper-in- cidcntally bringing on a later attack of indigestion-and take your seat in front of the panel of shining knobs. You turn this, and that, a dismal screech assailing your ears. Then, oh rapture of raptures: This is station B A M of-f-f. There it goes. Then silence. Next, An' the little bunny ran through the big woods. The old fox-- Bah, you cut it off, much disgruntled. An exhilarating WWWWhhhhheeeeeeee reverberates in your ears-some helpful neighbor tuning in. Next you hear, by stages, the complete installation of a boiler factory, done in Bb. Station X Y Z, Chicago, Illinois. You just listened to Miss gr-r-r-r Smith sing, The Old Oaken Bucket. Our next number will be the sCWow! screechlbing of Dreamy Melody by Miss Smith. Station X-. You turn the knob to clear it up a bit. Silence, dur- ing the usual moment of waiting, while you anticipate the weck's most popular song. Then clear, and loud, to your ears comes: I The natives of the Congo, although in a practically undeveloped state, are? You have turned the accursed thing too far. Vainly you begin to search for Dreamy Melody. Hudson R. R. quoted at 88 7-8 late to--fYowl. Oh I love her in the morning and I l-wow Scre-e-e-c-h. u -are moving eastward with gr-r-reat velocity. Siow and sleet is expected for the eastern half of-. Page '28 THE MIRROR -Jones won in the second round over -J im Br-. SSSSCCCCRRRREEEEEEEECCCCHHHH W-O-W F-S-T Z-I-N-G-and it is thought Mars is inhabited, by the proof of Professor Jo-Z Z T-Bing--who says the Yanks will most positively win the crucial se---Bowwwww Ying. --music in the air, when the infant morn is n-i-. You finally get in on Dreamy Melody, in time to hear the two closing bars. You try once more, twice more. You begin to be- lieve you have a headache. Yes, you do have a headache. You are beginning to get that attack of indigestion. Hang the thing anyway! Then you go to bed, of course, leaving the tubes turned on in order to wear down the batteries more quickly. K-5 41 ON THE RIVER By Lee Fahringer At twilight - Drifting on the river, Not a breath of air Disturbs the calm. The boat glides softly on With scarce a motion, For just one moment, The whole world seems still. Then comes the night breeze Rippling the watersg Far across the stream We hear the deep tones of a bull-frog. Slowly we paddle back, Thoughtful, and awed, Having communed with the twilight. 1.94, Mary M.: Why weren't you at the dance the other night? Jessie Z.: Oh, I cancelled the date when I saw how abominable Ruch's hair looked with my new cherry frockf' THE MIRROR Page '29 5Vlal7-gongg--fgzn gnterpretation fy f9Vfae Qonbam Like racing, the game is expensive, and the odds are against everyone from the start. The one thing in your favor, if you are a beginner, is that everyone else is a be- ginner too. To be an expert, one should possess a speaking knowledge of Chinese, a knowledge of botany Qwhich will enable you to appreciate the species of flora which you will indubitably encounterjg a Ph. D. degree in meteorology fthe game makes use of all the four windsj, and a bank account like an artist's canvas iso that you can draw on itj. Four person participate, as in bridge, mixed doubles, a four plate dinner, or almost any other recreation you please, including a Petri quartette. It is like a Petri quar- tette because four voices are generally raised in discord causing considerable confusion most of the time. Mah-Jongg, I hear is the Chinese for sparrow, My comment is that I never before heard a sparrow called a Mah-Jongg. And Ibis, who is somewhat of a bird himself, says that he never heard of the creature. If you go out to dinner, and the hostess offers you a box of little square things that look like caramels, beware! They are Mah-Jonggs. And celery? No you are making a mistake. They're Mah-Jongg sticks, and they ruin fillings when you bite into them. You may not believe me when I say that the game actually exists. If you are in doubt just ask one of these smart Metropolitan matrons featured in Town Topics, she'll tell you the joys of crap-shooting are as nothing com- pared to those of this newer pastime. C241 Ruth P.: You are certain that this century plant will bloom in a hundred years ? Florist: Positive of it, Miss. If it doesn't bring it back. Page 50 THE MIRROR 5VIfack93etb--3Von-5bakespearian Q91 Clipyatt Cliljilliams Done Canned, King of Scotland. Done Been, His son. Mack Beth, Bank Roll, King's generals. Mack Duff, Nobleman. Lummox, Cross, Scottish noblemen. Lady Mack Beth. Ghost of Bank Roll. Servants, Bootleggers, Ghosts, Animals, Sheriff, etc. Act I ' Mack Beth and Bank Roll return victorious from the wars. The king awards them both silver soup ladles, and makes Mack Beth the Clam of Chowder. In the woods three bootleggers work over a still. Mack Beth and Bank Roll, out for a walk, and slightly in- ebriated, meet them, and order three cases apiece. Moved by this fine purchase, the bootleggers tell Mack Beth he should be king. He promises them the royal trade if he gets there. Done Canned decides to visit Mack Beth. Mack writes his more sober wife to set an extra place for supper, and to sharpen his butcher knife. All arrive at Mack's. CCurtainl. Act II Lady Mack Beth drugs the servants, and sharpens the knives. The Sheriff calls to pass the time of day, delay- ing the action. Silence. Mack Beth takes a drink, climbs the spouting to Done Canned's room, his knife in his teeth, and once there, kills him. He slides back down, tearing trousers. All retire. Noise at the gate. Mack Duff shoot- ing crap with the porter again, wakens the house. Lummox arrives. The king is found dead, when he fails to answer the breakfast bell. Mr. Duff fetches the coroner. A most dramatic situation ensues. Mack Beth at once accuses Mack Duff, Mack Duff accuses Lummox, Lummox accuses porter, porter accuses Lady Mack Beth, and she claims THE MIRROR Page 51 death to be by suicide. The coroner disagrees. All join and kill him. fCurtain falls in great confusion, accompanied by bricks, and ancient Vegetablesj. Act III All characters are in such a hard fix we decided to let them rest during this act, as the fourth is very strenuous. We beg you to read up the third act, so you can learn what happens in it. Act IV Three bootleggers at work in a cave, having moved the still. Busy on a new formula for palace trade, since Mack Beth is king. Mack Beth rushes in, a half empty bottle in one hand, and his tooth brush in the other. Since they first suggested that he should be king, he asked them how long the kingship with him will be safe. They give him six or eight drinks, thus enabling him to see a thrilling procession of ghosts, including eight kings from Tut-ankh- amen to Henry VIII, and the murdered Bank Roll's ghost. Thinking him now in a state to believe almost anything, the bootleggers assure him of the kingdom 'till Burnt Ham Wood comes to Dunce Inane hill, thereby assuring orders from him for the future. He leaves. Meanwhile-Lummox and porter have been imprisoned Mack Duff and his gang plot the death of Mack Beth. Done Been and Mr. Duff, get together about three thousand I. W. W'.'s and Bolsheviks. Lady Mack Beth takes up sleep walking as her spring sport, and becomes very goofy. fAs- bestosl. Mack Duff, Done Been, and Cross, with the radicals attack in force, first each having pinned a sprig of Burnt Ham wood, as camouflage. fWe suspect those unscrupul- ous bootleggers tipped them off.J Mack Beth decides to surrender, but all his handkerchiefs are in the Wash, leav- ing him without a flag of truce. His tobacco supply 'gives out, and in desperation he sneaks over to the corner store to get some. His credit is no longer good. Returning, he is seen by Mack Duff, who immediately surrounds him. Mr. Beth states he is innocent, and almost convinces Duff, but the latter sees his patched trousers. and immediately 1'e- news his charges of murder, arson, larceny and default of shoe polish bills. Thev fight. Mack Beth is killed lAhl At last. However we expected it all alongj Lady Beth hears 11.86 52 me MIRROR this news and buys a season ticket to a lecture course in psycho-analysis. I Done Been becomes king, and makes Mack Duff head of the Bureau of Internal Revenue. Of course, they all live happily ever after. CCrepeJ. Note. If you wish to know about any characters whose final fate is not given, see Volume 27893, Chapter 1824, Section Z, Article 12,367, Paragraph fel of some Encyclopedia or other. We don't recall the name just now.J C741 Concerning a Qqrst fffair Gut .fy Jessie Zimmerman You hear them say afterward in an offhand way,- I had it cut last week --and that is all. They never mention the hours of indecision which preceded the act and which were enough to turn the hair in question a pure white. I think that, from experience, I can relate all the steps that lead to the barber's chair. For sometime you've been contemplating having your hair cut. You have overcome all parental objection. Then some Monday, we'll say, your best friend makes her appearance with her hair cut, shampooed and curled. You say to yourself, She looks alright. Your resolve streng- thcns, and you decide that tonight you'll make the ac- quaintance of the barber. Tonight arrives. You stroll up to the barber shop, but when you get to the door, you remember a very import- ant errand which you were supposed to do last week and haven't done yet. Of course, it must be attended to to- night. and when you have done so, the barber's shop is closed. You breath a sigh-is is of relief ?-and go home with your hair still long. Wednesday comes. You decide that you won't have time to have it done tonight. But when school is dismissed, you find your steps turning involuntarily toward the barber shop. As you walk up the street, you pass a girl whose hair has been newly cut and waved. She had been rather an unatt1'active girl, but now-well you decide right then and there that you surely will have your hair bobbed. You dash home for money and return, only to find the barber me MIRROR Page 53 shop closed. Again that curious, indefinable feeling. Not relief, surely. You really want to have your hair cut now. Bright and early Thursday morning, you start out, your thirty-five cents jingling reassuringly in your pocket. You are going to have your hair cut tonight after school, you inform your friends. But the bright day darkens, and just as school is dismissed, a shower comes up. Never-the- less, you wend your way to the barber's shop. Just as you turn the last corner, you meet the girl whose hair cut yes- tcrday strengthened your decision. Horrors! also Terrors! Her head looks like a wet mop, each strand of hair clinging to her scalp in a spineless, disconsolate fashion. You stare, spellbound. When you recover the use of your limbs, you leave the vicinity of the barber shop with a speed that would recommend you for a varsity track team. Have your hair cut? Well, I should say not! Friday morning finds you feeling better. You've told your mother, and she cheers you up by telling you that sud- den showers come only in the summer time. Happy thought. Also, your hair used to be a trifle wavy, perhaps it will curl at the ends. Wouldn't that be delightful? You decide that it would, and your spirits travel from zero up to forty five degrees. However, that noon, your aunt who has come to din- ner, tells a harrowing tale of a bobbed haired beauty who was nearly scalped while having her hair curled by a pro- fessional hair dresser. She spares none of the horrible de- tails, and the cold chills go through your nervous system, and you feel hot irons between the cold chills. The com- bined feeling is indescribable. Well, the result is that you still have your long hair on Saturday morning. I But mother at this time has again come to the res- cue, and you start down town to have your hair cut, and incidentally to do some shopping. You pass the barber shop, and see that it is full of men. Well, you tell yourself, when he gets my trade there will be fewer men in there ! You go to the other end of town and buy some dress materials. The shop where you intend to purchase thread, is next door to the barber's. You decide you'll get the thread, then drop in casually and have the deed done, then go on and get some groceries. You get the thread. As you leave the store, you see one of your instructors at school entering the barber's shop. You certainly don't want him staring at you while you un- Page 54 THE MIRROR dergo the ordeal so you go after the groceries. Finally, you have no other excuse. You find yourself possessed of material, thread, groceries, and a book that you don't want, and never intended to get. So you gather your possessions securely under your arm, and charge, like the valiant Three Hundred, into the Valley of Death, repre- sented by the barber shop. You go in with your knees knocking and a lump in your throat that is larger than any caused by a visit to the dentist. You find there is only one man ahead of you, and you try all portions of your spinal column to see in which posi- tion you look the most calm and at ease. You fail miser- ably in all positions. Then you get into the barber's chair. You are facing a large mirror. You console yourself by thinking that if it doesn't look well, you can see it, and tell the barber to stop. But when he starts to cut you shut your eyes tightly and cannot muster courage to open them until he is through. Then, you take one long look in that mirror. Ye gods and little green angle worms! Can that be you-that wild eyed individual with the funny short hair who is pictured in the glass? You are ready to swear that you never saw her be- fore, and you look over your shoulder to find yourself. At last you calm yourself sufficiently to walk out, and you try not to appear quite so unnecessary as you feel. You sneak homeward through the back streets, with a dazed look on your face. Of course you meet every person you know or ever hope to know. Each one, with varying degrees of -idiocy informs you with the air Columbus might have had when he discovered America, Why you've had your hair cut! . You grit your teeth, give them a faint smile, a fainter reply, and stride on. You stay at home the re- mainder of the day, and go to bed vowing you will never show yourself in public. AFTER THOUGHT Cheer up, you who intend to have your hair cut. In the morning your spirits are recovered, and the next hair cut is unavoidable and easy. me MIRROR 12.82 55 Cglve Cgbrills of a Senior Nffommerciali' .fy Gvelyn gfarris You Classicals and Scientifics will not fully appreci- ate these thrills, for you have never experienced them. We, Commercials meet with them almost every day. After chapel we all file into the ,stenography room-breathless,-expectant. The pencil sharpener is soon put to use, and Hannah Miller starts the daily proces- sion with her half dozen or so pencils. Close upon her heels comes the ever-faithful Floyd. We write, paying little heed to this musical distrac- tion, until our attention is drawn toward Hannah Miller, who is now taking her Daily Dozen. When the last little Junior is shooed out of the room, we begin to grow uneasy. Soon we receive the command, Get ready for dictation. Silence reigns for a few seconds, then we hear a sigh which comes from the back part of the room. You catch inquiring whispers- Does she have her watch? What book does she have? Is she counting the words --All in- dications of one of our famous Speed Tests. She does have her watch, is using the blue book, and -yes-she is counting the words. We surely shall have a Speed Test. While reflecting on this and other things, as though in a daze, you hear, Dear Sir:-We have your letter of the 25th inst. and in reply would say --. You hurriedly leaf through your tablet to find a clean sheet, and try to recover the two sentences you just lost. You write, write, write-on, on and on-not knowing what, but making characters for all. Your arm aches-too much exercise the day before. You are ready to give up, but no-you still cling to the pencil. At last! We hear that welcome sound-the slam of thc book as it is closed. You may have a few minutes to punctuate your lctters, is the kind concession we hear. Everyone looks around, hr r face perfectly blank, as if searching for inspir- atirn on the faces of her classmates. Page 36 I THE MIRROR We take up our collection of punctuation marks and scatter them through the letters: a comma here, a semi- colon thcreg a colon in alternate paragraphs, and occasion- ally a question mark. Paper is passed out and we hear the familiar words, You may go over to the other room now. Whereupon we all file into the typew1'iting room, looking as if we had lost our last friend. After setting our machines for double space, insert- ing the paper, and fixing ma1'gins, we all wait in silent ex- pectation, our fingers ready to strike the first key when given the word. Our teacher, all unconscious of our agony, calmly continues to correct those Juniors' papers. She is wait- ing until the minute-hand of her watch gets to a certain point. You have a minute and a half yet, she says. We all hurry to get a last look at our notes, and, just as we are reading the last page-- Start -This command, though we hear it so often, always scares us, and after recovering from the shock, we hurriedly leaf back to the beginning of our notes and strike the first letter. The race is on. There is much noise. Our thoughts begin to wander --we come back to earth again and continue -. We are very sorry, indeed, that we cannot send you a basket-ball game, as our floor is in use--Oh! Suddenly you realize what you have done and go back and run dashes through the erroneous part. On with the-work. You have no sooner become engrossed in your work than you have to erase, and your machine accidentlly slips back to single spacing. After setting this aright you re- sume your work. We regret that we cannot ship you these goods be- fore February 29. However, our team can play you at Ber- wick on March 28--. Curses! Again the dash sign is put in use. You manage, by perseverance, to become interested in your work, and start your third letter. This one appeals to you. It is more sensible! It goesl- We are all out of the crepe you mention, in blue, but we can furnish it to you in pink, which is a color very becoming to me, for mother said I always wore pink when I was a babv. --The dashes again. Alas! You had your finger on the shift key and ran stars all through the words. You have a premonition of seeing stars when report card: arc given out at the end of the month. THE MIRROR Page 57 Nothing unusual occurs after this, except that you happcn to be using the machine that is broken, and have to stop and wind the ribbon back with your fingers. Another start-but, alas! You hear those fatal words. Stop, You still have Yours truly, and your name to write. Too bad, but better luck next time. What? You wish to know more about the source of all this knowledge, the instigator, as it were, of these thrills ?-Well- Miss W-'s Commercial, She trains for future years, But after one of her Speed Tests, You'll find her class in tears. C741 Sympathy 5391 gfennetb Cghomas Oh! You poor, brow-beaten, crestfallen young man, why do you wander about with that hang dog look upon your countenance? Ah! can it be that you are one of those unfortunates who are unable to restrain themselves and their actions in class and must reap a harvest of scoldings, dismissals, lec- tures,-those horrid nightmares of torture which are in- flicted by the stinging words of offended and duty-unfalter- ing members of the Faculty? Must you forever be the target of all chastisements? Will it never cease? Have you the fortitude,-the almost superhuman courage necessary to face these terrible or- deals? What great power is driving you on to the seemingly inevitable disaster which awaits you? Nay! I should say pursues you. with tentacles which pull you down to your doom even as those of the octopus, never releasing its vic- tim until every spark of life is gone from the crushed and useless body. Arouse! Put on the strong armor of manhood! With indelible paint blot out that streak ofyellow which surely must course up and down your wretched spine. Instill into your body and mind at least enough courage to defend yourself from these charges based cn- Page 58 THE MIRROR tirely upon your natural looks and actions. Ha! The head rises, a flash comes once again into those lack-luster eyes! Once again the listless body is vi- brant with animation. The lips move! An answer! The worm is turning! Will he defend himself against the terrible odds of his in- dictments? Would such a thing be possible? Strain your ears, O critics, that you may hear every word, catch every breath from this piteous victim. He answers! What is that? Repeat, I pray you! You are the Son of a School Director!! Alas! unfortunate one! Forgive this angry out- burst and accept in the same measure my earnest and most heartfelt sympathy! C741 Goncerning the S-Plrysiciank Qgfce-girl V S391 Gleanore Qbavis Yes! The doctor is out on a prolonged country call -will probably return at about six!-thirty. Thus the overworked office-girl explains to the first unfortunate. Patients have no respect whatever for the doctor's office-hours. They deliberately defy the front wheels of a coal truck, or chop off the second fiinger of their right hand ten minutes after the doctor is well on his way to usher in a new life at Mud Swamp, six miles up the moun- tain. In the meantime, the overworked individual back in the office gets the first customer nicely settled with the Literary Digest of eight weeks past. The customer is a woman-middle-aged, red-headed, and with a bad com- plexion. Her digestion is misbehaving again. Ah! The door opens. Another unfortunate, a wiry, energetic person accompanied by two vicious youngsters seats herself in the most comfortable chair in the room. You proceed to listen to her tale of woe when interrupted by a small boy, whose mother wants some more of those pink pills like she had before. No, he doesn't know the name of them or what they were for, but they were pink. Finally the small boy is installed in the window sill with last Sunday's funny papers. You then pick up your nail file and the process is nicely started when the telephone rings. Yesa-da leetle me MIRROR Page 59 boy ces verra seek-would da doctor pleesa coma at da seex- teen-thirta-seex Fourth Avenoo? Yesa-da leetle boy- hens stomeek ces seek. Horrors! Why the commotion in the Waiting room? Ah! The doctor is returning with the remains of an acci- dent. Ycs,--a few hundred tons of something fell on some- one. and you have the privilege of seeing a left-leg amputa- tion. Interesting in its Way, but I might add that unless the pit of your stomach is very substantially T2Ol'lStl'U'ZilCti, I would not advise you to View ine operation. At last after several eternities, all the patients have been disposed of, each in his own wayg and the doctor set- tles down to give you his order for medicines to go out in the first morning mail. You take your pencil in hand and attempt to write what should look like the following: Hexamethylenamine, 5 grain, sugar-coated. 'Amenorrheoa, C. C. F. Acid Acetyl Salicylic, 5 grain. Echinacca Phenolphthalein Compound, 3- grain. At this point someone who has foolishly upset boil- ing water upon his person is energetically steered into the office by kind friends and relatives. The doctor Husters around rs usual in the midst of yards of gauze bandage and adhesive tape. At the climax of the bandaging process the victim threatfns to faint, and the doctor calls to you to give him some medicine. On the second shelf, the third one frcm the end,-a teaspoonfulf' You dash to the second shelf-hurriedly count th1'ee and find yourself in possession of a jar of black paste---salve, I think it is called. You a1'e about to thrust the slimy stuff into the mouth of the patient when thc doctor, after a hurried diagnosis of the teaspoon, informs you, and in such a way that you will never forget it, that he counts the shelves from the bottom, not the top- and you were on the fourth shelf according to his reckon- ing. I might add that the black paste is a substance for ex- ternal use only. And so the hours pass, until at last this bit of hu- manity dons hrr hat, goes to the movies, and wonders why the most exciting picture of the season seems so tame to her. - 4 9,0 Un Hutomobiles--Zy cZQ7yatt ClQ7illiarns Motor cars are at once one of the most useful and detrimental of modern inventions. Many an important trip has been made, to save the day, in a motor car. Nothing gets you there in such style. No, nothing. No kl'10WI1 .thing is so efficacious in reducing the rural poultry and ca- Page 40 THE MIRROR nine population. Nothing makes you pay as many fines. Nothing, except golf, can even approach it as a cause for profanity. Yet we must have our carsg what would we do without them? While still almost in your normal state of mind you invest in your first car. A friend has told you you need the open air. As I have said before, you are still normal, so you don't invr st heavily at first. Your investment is a Ford. Off you go, after a correspondence course in driving, and after getting your license, n'everything. The engine has a banging persistent sound, which although loud, is music in your ears, until someone asks you, Ever try tightening your fan belt ? You do try, and fail. The garage soaks you a simply terrible price. At the expense of three dogs and six sets of headlight lenses, you finally learn to drive. Remember the day you decided on that weckend t1'ip? Yes, you are still innocent of what makes 'er go. At noon you notice how warm the engine is, and decide to fry eggs on top of the engine block. While you are doing this, a fellow motorist comes over to borrow two knives and a fork, and notices your actions. As you think he is about to compliment you on your inventive genius he ejaculates a scornful Huh, and takes off your radiator cap. How many hours has it been dry ? he asks, sniffing the peculiar odor, suddenly very noticeable. The garage later furnishes you with a new set of bearings, at a price perfectly satis- factory to them. Ten years have flown. So has Lizzie. You have made a lot of money in the oil business, or something else, and have gone up the scale--Ford, Buick, Cadillac, Packard, and now the Rolls Royce stands under the porte-cochiere. You, being a democratic person, tell the chauffeur to hop out , and you yourself take the wheel for a prideful trial. Down the street you roll. At the first corner an ur- chin yells loudly to you. Stopping, you make out the words, Mister, yir wheels is goin' 'round. Starting again, you turn your head to look daggers at the boy. While do- ing this, you inadvertently run into a truck, smashing the front of your own car-not the truck. After the truck driv- er has collected heavy damages for a twisted radiator cap. you leave, your car limping sadly. Your state of mind is to be conjectured, not spoken of. Then suddenly, Bang-. You dismount-to see which one it was. If somebody in the crowd that gathers whispers, It's only flat on the bottom, you kill him immediately. That evening you trade the Rolls Royce for a bicycle. THE MIRROR Pegg 41 School gifefws 1.941 School opened September 4, 1923 with our assembly room filled with a crowd of students. Our schedules were carefully arranged during the summer by our Principal and we were ready for work. We were sorry to learn that the Domestic Science Department had been discontinued. Its place in the curri- culum had been taken by Physical Education under super- vision of Mr. Joseph MacCracken, formerly of Kittaning, Pennsylvania. A marked physical improvement is the re- sult of the attendance at gym classes. Probably the expansion of the Department of Music under the direction of Mr. D. H. Lewis is the greatest de- velopment in our high school. An Orchestra, a Girls' Chor- us and a Boys' Glee Club have been formed. These organ- izations have been requested to participate in many pro- grams both at home and at surrounding towns and have brought credit to B. H. S. The Y. M. C. A. religious committee has been coop- erating with the high school in securing local clergymen to conduct our devotional exercises on Friday morning of each week. This has been much appreciated by the students. Our chapel periods on Monday and Wednesday morn- ings have been enlivened by programs in charge of the four classes in turn. As a result a friendly rivalry as to which class shall present the best program has developed. Our social life was revived by a party at the Y on Hallowe'en. About four hundred students were present and in costume. Another event of an especially interesting character was a Leap Year party held at West Side Park on March 10. This was the first party of its kind in the history of B. H. S. but judging from its success it will not be the last. During the Christmas vacation Miss Lucille Mather was married to Mr. John L. Welsbach, of Lake George. Her position as English teacher was taken by Miss Huldah Fris- bie, of Groveland, New York. Our school has progressed most successfully this year due to the efficient cooperation of school officials, fac- ulty and students. Let's give them three cheers and include among them the most recent addition to our faculty fam- ily, Glen Walton Harmon. Mabel Krug '25 Page 42 THEQMIRROR CZQ3itlv the Glasses WITH THE SENIORS l Class Officers President .............................. Robert Mears Vice President . . . ................... Wyatt Wlilliams Secretary .................,.............. Mae Lowry Treasurer ............................ Floyd Garrison The Seniors, with their proverbial dignity and all, made their official debut with the Class Day program given on the Friday before Christmas. The Journal edited by Margaret Richards and Frank Elmes, and the Christmas Letters written by Christine Hons and Floyd Garrison were unusually interesting. The one-act play, The Hundred Thousand Dollar Club Paper, was well given with Evelyn Harris and Eleanore Davis in stellar roles. 4 Our class also took part in the social events of the school. The Carnival party given by the class at the be- ginning of the term was one of the most novel and success- ful parties held this year. All the school parties have been honored by the presfnie of the Seniors in large numbers. Nineteen twenty-four took a prominent part in Ath- letics this year, displaying marked ability in all sports in which they participated. Everyone who witnessed the dif- ferent games knows how many of the players were Seniors. During the year we had numerous class meetings. At one of the first of these we selected class rings of which we are proud. We chose as our class motto Launched but not anchored, and as our class flower, the red rose. The personnel of our class includes numerous inter- esting individuals. Take for instance Lee Fahringer. He is so insignificant in stature that he is taking yeast, living in the hope that he will rise to greater height. Bob Rosser is sorry winter is over for he misses the pleasure of unbuckling a certain fair damsel's galoshes. I have told you little of what could be told of our class. If you wish to know any more about us, collectively or individually, you may inquire of such well informed per- sons as Doretta Miller, Frank Elmes and Kenneth Thomas. Besides other interesting and enlightening facts, they will tell you that the class of nineteen twenty-four is one of thc best in the history of dear old B. H. S. Miriam Warntz, '24. THE MIRROR Page 45 WITH THE JUNIORS Class Officers President ........ ............... .... H e nry Traugh Vice President .... .... J ohn Fairchild Secretary .............................. Dorothy Gilds Treasurer .............................. Hope Schalles Many have been the class meetings held by the eighty- seven members of the class of 1925. At one of these meetings we chose the colors of maroon and gold to govern the remaining days of our high school career. Ties, caps and pennants of these colors were purchased and we are very much pleased with them. There were several events of social importance that occurred during the early part of this year. A weenie roast was held at the Pollock home. Later on, a party was given in honor of the visiting basket-ball team, Lewisburg, after the game played with them. These were both delightful functions. The most talked of affair, however, is the banquet which will be given the Seniors next month. Every Junior looks forward to this with a great deal of anticipation. Our boys and girls have done well in athletics and we are proud of them. The class was well represented in girls' basket ball, and boasted several players on the boys' basket- ball and football teams. In writing a more intimate history of the class, we would not neglect to mention Isadore Heicklen, leader of fashions. Isadore bears himself with an air of distinction whether swathed in half a dozen scarfs or emerging from a pair of galoshes which he keeps on all day. If we Juniors look to Isadore for our fads in'styles, we turn to Bricky Frantz for hints in the art of graceful- ness. Every move of his suggests grace, particularly when he waves his arms in mid-air as if he were a butterfiy. In spite of other equally amusing persons and much nonsense in our midst, most of us, and especially we com- mercial Juniors, are very busy and consequently lead lives almost as exemplary as those enjoyed by the Seniors. Progress is our desire and so, you see, we're working hard to make sure of it. Annie Walton, '25. WITH THE SOPHOMORES Class Officers President ..................... ' ...... Russel Fahringer Vice President .... ................. E dward Gangwere Secretary ...... .... E dna Cortright Page 44 THE MIRROR cgssociation witlv a Strong Qanlq WILL BE OF GREAT VALUE TO YOUR FUTURE WELFARE l 'x i xg, ,ff x START AN ACCOUNT WITH THE Qferwick 3Vatz'onal 53ank . . The 331g .funk on the Gomer THE MIRROR Page 45 Treasurer ........................ , ..... Lois Mitchell With the dawn of a new school year, the Sophomores numbered one hundred and forty-three. A few have stop- ped in the midst of theirischooling and have turned their careers elsewhere. But with the exception of these few, the Sophomores have kept up well in number. We sorrowfully admit, that, as Freshmen, we were exceedingly slow in participating in social affairs, but this year we have been able to give a successful Valentine party. It was held at West Side on February 14. The building was decorated attractively, and we are sure that if the good old Saint himself could have been there he would have been pleased. In regard to athletics, we are proud to boast that we were ably represented in each team, and we hope to remain so until we bid good-bye to B. H. S. Ruth Baxter, '26. AND THE FRESHMEN Class Officers President ............................. Wilbur Vaughn Vice President ................ Sheldon Kingsbury Sicretary ............................ Lenore Thomas Treasurer ............................... Helen Smith When school opened on September 4, 1923 we Fresh- men, making up the largest class in school, numbered two hundred and nineteen. At the present time there are one hundred and eighty of us. A few weeks after the opening of school a meeting was held for the purpose of organizing the class. The election of officers took place with the results given above. On Saturday night February 16, a Freshmen Valen- tine Party was held at the High School building. We were entertained by a number of the boys who gave a rhinstrel show under the direction of Ned Sult, the comedian of our class. There were also several readings and musical numbers. After the program, gamrs were played and re- freshments served. Miss Erb, one of our class advisors, and the various committees deserve much credit for making the affair a success. The class has been well represented in school athlet- ics, three boys having made the football squadg five, the basket-ball squad, and three girls, the basket-ball squad. In spite of the faults we are accused of having we are steadily improving and trust that '27 will be one of the best classes that has ever been graduated from Berwick High School. Lucille Martz, '27. Page 46 -THE MIRROR 'fgvtkletics 1' A, . h hui' Top Row: loft to right--McCraf-ken, Coach, Holubag Bittenbenclerg Ruvhi Owens, Klinetohg l ahrin,q.:rg Nl:-tlluskieg Hinckley, 'l'ra1ighg Mears: DI'lUllI'l'l lfeflclcrg liensooterg Holclren, Williams, Student Mgr. Second Row: Confairg Frantz: Kingslnnyg P. Kepnerg ltosser, Capt.,l.liep- nm-rg liroc-kwayg ll. Vaughn: Bailey. FOOTBALL In 1923 our football team was the strongest since the revival of the game in Berwick High four years ago. Too much credit cannot be given to Coach J. C. McCracken who had to deal with many difficulties such as new and in- experienced men, but who finally whipped them into a first class team. The scason's record stands with three victories, four defeats and one tie game. A brief resume of the games follows: ' Catawissa H. S., 65 Berwick, 18. As the score shows, Berwick opened the season in the right way by defeatinr this strong down river team. The game was more one-sided than the score would seem to indicate. Plymouth H. S., 19g Berwick, 12. This was a very close game and our opponents only succeded in putting the ball over our goal for the winning points in the last few minutes of play. Nanticoke1323 Berwick 0. Wanamie 14g Berwick, 0. THE MIRROR Page 47 Benton H. S., 7g Berwick, 39. We snapped out of our slump in fine fashion and the Benton rooters went home a sadder band than when they arrived. Larksville H. S., 7g Berwick, 19. Them's great words, Achilles! We all certainly did appreciate this game. Thus we dealt with Bloomsburg's substitutes and thus, we think, we would have dealt with Bloomsburg. Danville H. S., 95 Berwick, 0. 'Twas sad, but the huskies from the vicinity of the asylum proved too much for us. You'll surely spare me the painful task of going into the unhappy details. Many thanks. Milton H. S., 63 Berwick, 6. On the day of the turkey we sat at the edge of our benches and yelled for Berwick in the daylight, we cheered in the dusk, and we roared in the dark. But even though we on the sidelines expended all this energy, the score re- mained a tie. However, most of us think that if the game hadn't been cutshort because of darkness we would have finished the season as brilliantly as we had begun it. The men who were awarded their football B's were: Captain Rosser, Ruch, Holuba, Owens, I. Kepner, Hinckley, Drumm, Bittenbender, P. Kepner, Traugh, McCluskey, Frantz, Fahringer, Klinetob, Brockway, Holden, Benscoter and Mears. Williams received a manager's B. The prospects for next year's football team seem very good as practically the entire line and a part of the backfield will be back again. But the team will miss such ground gainers as, Rosser, Ruch and Holuba, and such husky lincmen as Drum, Bittenbender and Fahringer. BASKET BALL The basket ball season this year was not particularly successful, due in great part to the fact that we were in a league too fast for us. The defense of our team was su- perb, but there was proven to be something lacking when it came to making points. The first game Berwick played was with Hazel Township. We beat them 57-6, and so started the season with a victory. Our next victims were the quintette from Lewis- burg, whom we trimmed by the narrow margin of one point. Ruch making a foul for the winning point after the game was over. The score was 26-25. We next played the ex-high team who beat us 34-11. Thus those of superior years proved themselves superior. Page 48 THE MIRROR Top Row--left to right: Klinetolmg lXlCCl'1If'li0I1, Couch, Drunimg Fei-mul Row: liosscrg lim-li, Capt Q Aiinetti. 'Plural Row: Seelyg Conl':iir Next followed the league games. We played iifteen in all. Of these we won three and lost eleven. The season's schedule, with the result, follows: Hanover 9 Berwick 15 Hazelton 22 Berwick 11 Wilkes-Barre 25 Berwick 16 Nunticoke 40 Berwick 13 VV, Pittston 17 Berwick 13 Kingston 17 Berwick 8 Pittston 40 Berwick 36 THE MIRROR Page Hanover Berwick Wilkes-Barre Berwick Hazelton Berwick Kingston Berwick . Newport Berwick N anticoke Berwick Pittston Berwick Newport Berwick Totals 290 Among the stars who will be in school next year a1e Seely, Kepner, Hinckley, Klinetob and Fedder, so a fine team is expected. Those who received their B's are Ruch, Aimetti, Con- fair, Drumm, Seely, Rosser and Klinetob. un GIRLS' BASKET BALL The call for candidates came early in the season and the sixty girls who responded were an indication of the en- thusiasm felt among the students. The material was so promising that Miss Salem, our coach, had difficulty in making eliminations. During the first month we worked on the fundamentals of the game and broke in new players in order to give all a fair chance to make the squad. After the eliminations were made ha1'd practice be- gan and we opened our season with a game played with the first ex-high girls' team of Berwick High School. The play- ers were evenly matched as proven by the final score of 19- 18, in favor of the high school team. In our next game we met the Hazleton team on our home fioor, and we were proud of the showing we made as Hazleton had the best girls' squad in the vicinity. The final score was 26-20. The first out-of-town game was played at Northum- berland where the Berwick girls acquitted themselves un- usually well. They outplayed Northumberland in every respect and brought home a cherished victory. Score 20-7. West Pittston brought its girls' team here and played a fast game. Both teams were evenly matched and the game was a thriller. Every point was strongly contested, the game ending 17-17. West Pittston would not consent to an additioral fivr' minute period because one of its players had been disqualified on the personal foul ruling. Page 50 THE MIRROR I A ' v 1-. , . , , , I . . 'Ihp Rum' -lvtt ru right: lxz'll:x1'g 5illl'lIl, fmrwln, XIIPIIIIPI, xlllf'lll'H. S '4'.uIl4ll .mv -ZiIlllIl4'I'lIl2XllI Nl:u'1l:m:1l4l, Hap! 3 ',illllllil'li lhlrml lifrw--Ilzurlsg Imw. Om' 1v4m1 pluycml IIz1z0ltcm, at Hznzlvton, on I 0bI'll2l1'5' 15 :xml was iIl2Il0l'i0llSIy clvfvnivd. Thv husky I'I2lZll'tUl1 sox- tl tim- pI:m-M vxrvlf s 2ll'1Illll1l our pluyc-rs and tho grams- mldvrl wlih thv ihv svorm' 41-18. 'Vhv mxt Lwu game-s with UD-l'iV0l' tc-:rms pluyod rm il' 1'vs1wc't,iVe- floors provuml clefczlts for Berwick. The' Killffmtmu svorc was A133-l I. :md ihv W1 :at Pittston score, 21-8. :mrl was Ilfll North11mlwrlzmd'S toum visitvd um' Hom' on M:x1'0l1 S in fh-l'vu11f1 by mu' pl:1ym's, making no iivld lll.EM113,1?QL Page 51 Top llow--left. to right: Bottiger, Stiiclr-nt Mgr.: Tregoi llrirperg Confairy Owens: Bowvrg Schooley, Coach, Sm-onfl Row--l.-ihourg Snielln-rs: Shraxlerp l erlclcr: Bailey, 'l'hirml Row--llolnliviig Rec-dyg White goals until the last quarter. The score was 30-10. Although this was the first year that girls' rules were followed by the high school team they did good work and sustained their interest throughout the season. Much credit for this is due their coach, Miss Salem. The follow- ing players won, and were awarded the coveted BH: Eve- lyn Harris, Faye Kellar, Gertrude Dimmick, Lois Mitchell, Margaret Low, Jessie Zimmerman, and Mary Macdonald. Margaret Michael. SPRING SPORTS This spring Berwick High will take part in four sports. There will be a base ball team as usual, even if Fowler Field is torn upg a tennis team will be formed, and we expect to have a fine track team. Although little track work was done last year there is much promising material for it in school. ' The fourth spring activity is to be foot ball practice. This will be begun in a few weeks in order to have a well drilled squad by fall. Robert Mears, '24 Page 5? THE MIRROR cglumni vm May Allen, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Madeline Amstadt, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Penn- sylvania. Charles Arndt, Berwick National Bank, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Elizabeth Baker, Eshleman's Insurance Office, Ber- wick., Pennsylvania. Boyd Beagle, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Ernest Bottiger, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Bowman Bower, Endicott, New York. Florence Bower, Reo Garage Office, Berwick, Penn- sylvania. Harry Bower, Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Lester Bower, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Russel Bower, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Rudolph Brown, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsyl- vania. Helen Canouse, Y. M. C. A. Office, Berwick, Pennsyl- vania. Howard Campbell, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. Lloyd Clewell, A. C. 8: F. Company, Berwick, Penn- sylvania. Paul Croft, State College, Pennsylvania. Dorothy Dauber, Berwick, Pa. Donald Deibler, Beckley College, Harrisburg, Penn- sylvania. Kathryn Dildine, A. C. Sz F. Company, Office, Ber- wick, Pennsylvania. Duval Dickson, Completed Business Course at Wy- oming Seminary, Kingston, Pennsylvania. Cleatus Drake, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Susan Drum, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania. Ben Feister, Globe Stores Inc., Berwick, Pennsylva- nia. THE MIRROR Page 55 Lydia Fedder, C. W. Dickson, Attorney-at-Law, Ber- wick, Pennsylvania. Ethel Fowler, Mike Bevilacqua's Store, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Florence Gross, Office Blauners' Department Store, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. nia. David Harper, Teaching in Briar Creek, Pennsylva- Maryan Hart, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania Margaret Hartman, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Sara Hendricks, Pennsylvania Power and Light Com- pany, Office, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Arline Hess, Beckley College, Harrisburg, Pennsyl- vania. Margaret Hess, Klinetob's Store, Foundryville, Penn- sylvania. g Audrey Hidlay, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsylva- ma. Herman Hill, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. Roland Hortman, Berwick Savings and Trust Com- pany, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Anna Juffin, Teaching in Briar Creek, Pennsylvania. Mike Jafhn, Kent, Ohio. Henrietta Jarrard, Geisinger Hospital, Danville, Pennsylvania. Geneva Kasnitz, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsyl- vama. Hazel Kester, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Roland Kinkade, A. C. Kr F. Co., Berwick, Pennsyl- vania. Harry Labour, Berwick Ice Company, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Alice Ludwig, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania. John Macdonald, Peddie Institute, Heightstown, New Je1'sey. Lyle Mather, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania. Sarah McNinch, Clewell's Creamery, Office, Ber- wick, Pennsylvania. vania. ria. Ruth Mensinger, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsyl- Bessie Michael, B. S. N. S., B-loomsburg, Pennsylva- Page 54 THE MIRROR Grace Miller, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, Helen Paden, Bon Ton Store, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Harold Pollock, State College, Pennsylvania. John Reedy, Moss Clothing Store, Berwick, Pennsyl- vania. Harriet Rhinard, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsyl- vania. Mildred Runyan, W. E. Elmes' Law Office, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Geneva Schott, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsylva- nia. Arlene Seely, Washington, D. C. I Fred Smethers, Tax Collector's Office, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Joe Kleckner, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania. Ruth Moore, Berwick Store Company, Office, Ber- wick, Pennsylvania. Genevieve Struthers, Illinois. Flora Sult, Teaching in Briar Creek, Berwick, Penn- sylvania. Lawrence Sult, Farm. - Stella Sult, L. W. Woolworth, Berwick, Pennsylva- nia. Willard Traugh, Philadelphia Bargain Sto1'e, Ber- wick, Pennsylvania. ' . Harry Trego, Sanitary Bakery, Berwick, Pennsylva- nia. Forrest Ungemach, Wilkes-Barre Business College, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. Grace Vaughn, Hood College, Frederick, Maryland. Mary Vedro, Mausteller's Plumbing Office, Berwick, Pennsylvania. Elizabeth Walp fM1'S. Ralph Smithj, Beach Haven. Pennsylvania. Harriet Walp, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania. Adrian Warntz, Syracuse, New York. William Welliver, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsyl- vania. Sara Wells, H. H. Long's Dental Office, Berwick. Pennsylvania. ,Inez Wintersteen, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsyl- vania. Alice Yoder, B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania. THE MIRROR 11. R AND QU O99 -GG, EY C HRISTINE i-IEJNS Page 56 me MIRROR WHO AM I? I My victim is the high school lad, He may be good or he may be bad, And think himself from me secure- He'd better not be quite so sure. . I'll surely get him all the same, It matters not what is his name. II I lurk unseen in hall of gloom Or just within the door of room, And there I stand and stilly wait, Slyly, planning a dreadful fate For those who whistle, talk, or shout, As children do without a doubt. III I search for terms so long, so deep, Which on his blameless head I heap. I cram him full of names and dates, Theorems, outlines, all he hates, All that puzzles his youthful brain. That, I think, is my work in main. IV Who am I, do I hear you say? Who is this monster of the day? Is it some terrifying ghost Of which the bravest fears to boast? Oh no, my friends, that is not I- But the faculty of Berwick High. Iraleen Hull 27 A Lv-'.1 Junior: I've half a mind to go into hteiature Senior: You'll,need a whole mind when you get there. THE MIRROR Page 57 Prof. out of patience with first hour Chemistry Class: Some time ago I was advised to exercise with dumb-bells early every morning. Will the class please report before breakfast tomorrow ? Prof.: In this little bottle, is one of our most power- ful acids. It eats practically all substances. In fact, it will kill a human being in eighty-five seconds. Is that plain to you ? Bored voice from the rear of room: Yes, but can't you demonstrate it? Stanley Holuba: Was that your girl I saw you with last night ? Dan Lewis: Yes, why ? ' I Stanley: Why man, she's no bigger than a piece of candy. Lewis: Maybe not, but she's much sweeter. Mary Wagner: Jimmy, what is a waffle ? Jimmy: A waffle is a pancake with cleats. Ned Sult: How far down the street shall we go with these bills ? Pete Heiss: Down to Orchard Street where the trolley bends. Mother: Floyd, you must stop using such dreadful language. Where in the world did you learn it ? Floyd: Well, Shakespeare uses it. Mother: Then don't play with him. Teacher: I suppose Robert will be looking for a Ph. D. when he leaves school ? ' Mr. Rosser: No, he will be looking for a J. O. B. An old lady to Eleanore Davis: Thank you so much for your song. It took me back to my childhood days on my father's farm, and while I listened, I seemed to hear the old gate creaking in the wind. Teacher: I thought you were going to send me a chicken for dinner last Sunday ? Mary Freas: I was, but it got better. THE MIRROR Page 58 A NUMERAL BALLAD It was evening in old Berwick And a storm was raging- there, But it came not from the heavens And it came not through the air. By this storm I mean the battle That caused our principal great alarm, As the Seniors and the Juniors Placed their numerals on the barn. And they reached great heights in climbing Each one working with his paintg The Seniors kept the kiddies busy Saying, Now they're on - Oh, now they ain't. We are lost the president shouted, As he staggered through the hall The Seniors paint so 'nasty' big You can't see ours at all. But said one bright little Junior As she took the pr,esident's arm, Don't we have the whole of next year To paint our numerals on the barn ? So they blessed the little Junior, And they talked of better cheer: And the numerals are there remaining And will remain throughout the year. Willard Glodfelter, '24. Nellie F.: Margaret Clewell is going to Europe. Hannah M.: Is that so? What on? Nellie F.: She is sailing on the sixtha December. Hannah M.: That's a fine boat, I went over on it last summer. Barbara W.: Evelyn isn't a bit afraid of a mouse. Eleanore S.: Well, she shouldn't be with her catty disposition. Can a board walk because a tomato can? Nellie M.: Mother thinks you are wonderful! Jinx W.: Honest, what does your father thinks? Nellie M.: Oh, he thinks mother is crazy. 1 mr MIRROR P.3e 59 P1'of.: Explain just what your head is, Alfred. Alfred Hons: It's a knot tied to the top of my spinal cord to keep my body from unraveling. Modeska K.: Why is it a Hy can never see through a window? Henry T.: I dunno. Modesko K.: Because they always leave their specks behind. Ruth Baxter: Why are the Juniors like real estate ? Doris Johnson: Because they are a vacant lot. Lucille Martz: I always sleep with my gloves on. That's why my hands are so soft. Lenore Thomas: H'm, I suppose you sleep with your hat on, too. Robert Rosser: Do you know Josephine Johnson re- minds me of a magazine. Willard Glodfelter: Which one, 'Popular' ? Robert: Nope, 'Everybody's' . Prof.: That is the fifth time you have looked on Philip's paper. Homer: I couldn't help it, Phil's such a poor writer. I Prof.: I gave your son a penny and he never thanked me for it. - Mr. Callaway: No, you can't get anything for a penny now-days. Izzy: What becomes of all the bugs in winter? Ted Dunn: You can search me! English Teacher: What is 'In Memoriam'? Wyatt: A'Q1ce horse. Floyd: Did you hear about the Scout who saved nine lives at a fire yesterday ? Maidy: No, tell me about it. Floyd: He saved a cat. Kenneth T.: I never saw such dreamy eyes. Dorothy G.: You never stayed so late. Page 60 THE MIRROR BIG CLEARANCE SALE I We're gona have a rummage sale, Out at B. H. S.g We're gona sell 'bout everything 'At we don't want, I guess. II There's lots of C's, D's, and E's We'd sell by twos and threes, 'Cause we'd rather get 'xemption gradesg So buy 'em-all of 'em,-please. III We're sellin' small pink admits, And pink excuses toog They'd make right pretty wall-paper Oh, can't we interest you? IV These long assignments-outside work, We'1l sell, without a doubt. And the clippings we've decided We can do quite well without. V Yes-we shall have a rummage sale, Please wear your sweetest smile, iWe're sellin' frowns, an' things like that, Because they're out o' style.J VI We hope you all will patronizeg We'll need your help that day. And bring a cart-or somethin' To carry your bundles away. Iraleen Hull, '27 Mildred Matthews: Iralene, I want to ask you a question. 4 Iralene Hull: Well, what is it ? Mildred: Does Beechnut lose it's flavor if stuck on a bed post over night ? THE MIRROR Page 61 Compliments of Qlentzkts of 53erwz'cle DRS. LEGIEN CREASY MILLER LONG A Soph stood on the railroad track The train was approaching fast, The Soph stepped off the railroad track, And let the train go past. A Senior stood on the railroad track The train was approaching fast, The train stepped off the railroad track, And let the Senior past. I MiaoDougall Bros. Cffzuto cglectric Service W'illai'rl Stnraiv Batteries lll hinlherry Street K. B. Llncljnugnll, Rlgr. 62 THE MIRROR Peg Qfeckley Gollege of Gommerce and Qlnance l'lIGI-IER ACCOUNTANCY SECRETARIAL SCIENCE SI'lORTl'IAND, Etc. Charles R. Beckleg, Pres. grae Gatalog arrislzaurg, Pexmsglvnnia Walter E. Mill.e1' Berwick Savings and Trust Building BERNVICK. PA. gnsurancc' f7Vlultigrapbing Qrinting Fire, Auto, Tonmclo, I..etterl1eacls Boller, Collision, Llalailitq, Envelopes Compensation, Plate A Billlmeacls Glass, Etc., Etc. Public Sfenogmplaer CEM .fetter Sbopv Tqpewrlier for Sale THE MIRROR Page 65 W. F. MCMICHAEL Qlealerin Automobile Tires. Tubes and Accessories Qoaige, jefwett, q0illy-gfnigbt and Qwerland Gary 225 WVest Front Street Teacher: Isn't our new clock fast? David D.: No, we can take it down whenever we want to. Some days it's cold Some days it's hotg But what we want Is what it's not. Esther A.: What's the argument in the chapel? Margaret F.: Oh, that's the Boys' Glee Club. Marion Paden: Teacher, I forgot my pencil. Teacher: What would you think of a soldier who went to battle without his gun ? Marion: I'd think he was an officer. Annie Walton: Hey Ted, what are you doing? Sur- veying the town ? Ted Dunn: No, measuring it for a coffin. It's dead !' INSURTANCE ffgqigacoby NUTAHY PUBLIC lst National Bank Bldg. THE MIRROR Page 64 Compliments of Qinglrer 6? Cfulver ,, us Oldsmobile Six A all Anderson Six Qfmrs fn' tlve continued high standard of the Sgerfwick Schools ---scholastic, moral, physical Clyde K. Croft Qerwzclq-cslnckslrznny 9l5.5fZ'e SCHEDULE Leave Berwick Leave Slmiclcslxlumj 7.10 a.m. except Saturclag 7.50 a. m. 9.00 10,00 19.15 p. m. 1.15 p.m. 5.15 4.05 6.15 7.00 10.00 Except Saturclmj 10.40 H Suturclag 011111 L' SUNDAY AND HOLIDAYS 10.00 Q. m. 11.00 fl. m. 1.00 P. H.. 9,00 P. m. 6.00 7.00 9.30 10.15 Travel bg Bus THE MIRROR Page 65 Dmft Overlook 0. W. for qour best attention when in need of ang part of Qplumbing, :spouting ana' gfeating 500 MULBERRY sr. Here is a tie that is very much worn. Harold R.: I don't want one that is very much worn. I'Ve plenty of them at home. Leona Werts: I hear Mae Lowry is angry with her doctor. Eleanor Paden: Yes, it's because he said he would soon have her looking her old self again. Peg Lowe: Would you like to take a nice long Walk? Kishy: Why, I'd love to! Peg: Well, don't let me detain you. Floyd: I dreamed last night that I married the most beautiful girl in the world. Hannah: Cexcitedj Oh, were we happy ? A colored school teacher is credited with the follow- ing: The word pant am an uncommon noun, because pants am singular at the top and plural at the bottom. qq'Yj6Till,5' Svery Qlay Serfvice We carrg a full line of BEST GROCERIES, VEGETABLES, FRUITS AND SMGKED MEAT Lintcn for the Bell or Phcne 154-W Store 1016 West Front St. Page 66 THE MIRROR Trescott NVolcl'in,Q Shop Clwelders of all glfetals li0I'J2lII'illQ ul' all Blzlkvs nl' Auto Springs Repairing mul lieunrs-ing nf limliiilniw-i Lawn Bluwvr unil Skull- Sllarpc-ningi RIC.-XR ll-l Cl'1iNll'i'l'l'IRY PHUXIC 3512 Jimmy P.: Do you know there are just two girls in this world I love. Mary W.: Now I suppose you are going to pull one and say I am both. i Jimmy: No, you are neither of them. Bob Mears Cin English Classj -and I'd give my pupils plenty of work for Satan always finds Work for idle hands to do. Now, reader, what did he mean? Teacher: Name all the teachers in this building. Freshie: Sorry, but their parents beat me to it. 'Veacherz What does a horse hair become in water? Maxine W.: Wet. Luther Smith: I don't see why all the girls smile at mel!! Boyd Shultz: Well, I suppose they are too polite to laugh. JANTZENS BUTTEIR-NII'l' read was Supreme erit Thereior You SI-ioulcl Eat More oi it. THE MIRROR Page 67 MEET ME AT PI 78 Qlance Qarlor ' fl!-'1 Cgpen Jzzflernoons ana' Gvenings i 104 8. grant Street Wanted-A good looking young woman to look after baby who has a fine voice and is accustomed to singing in the choir. English Teacher: What do you know about Pope's 'Homer'? Clarence R.: iAwakening from a napb I think it won the World Series. Lee Fahringer entering shoe store: I would like to see a pair of shoes to fit me. Clerk: So would I. I I Teacher: Mr, Bailey, why are you taking this course in classics ? Ink Bailey: It gives me great inspiration toward higher learning. Teacher: Very good. Now, Mr. Rosser, why are you taking it? MILLER SL HOLMES .Quality Sweats and groceries Saving qou moneq is our business. Treating our customers FAIR anal SQUARE., giving them exactlg what fheg want and cluxrging them no more tl-mu theq expect to pagffhis is the storg of'Whq we Grew as we go' . .409 WEST SECOND STREET Page 68 THE MIRROR Complim en ts of .I OI111 imetti Qbealer in glour, geed and Goal I FELL I fell--I may as well confess, It was the same old tale, 'Twas in gay company, of course, The memory makes me quail. Though kindly friends, who wished me well, Their solemn warnings said, I laughed, and on my fatal way Kept recklessly ahead. I fell-the very thought of it Still fills my soul with shame, I hear again the mocking jeers That set my face aflame. I fell-and as I did, my nose Described the figure eight- Upon the frozen pond where I Was learning how to skate. D. S. fgnnouncement PURE WI'IIIE. LEAD AND LINSEED OIL PAINTS Ang CoIor You Desire. This paint is positivellj guarauteecl to give satisfaction H. F. MOSTELLER THE MIRROR Page 69 Gompliments of -:Wttorneys cQ6T lUiCk, Qennsylvania Compliments of i SPf2ysicz'ans Qerwick, Qen nsylvania Page 70 THE MIRROR No Matter What It Is in Quilding Supplies and cgstimates Youlre lilcelq to clo muclm laetter Here. Let us have the pleasure of lsiclcling on gour next job. WILLIAM KRUG CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER Ydfd ancl OHiCG COYIIGY ghd AVGIILK-3 dllil Al'Cl'l Try and imagine: Getting 99 per cent. in a Chemistry quiz. Pewee without his Ford. Winning two basket ball games in succession. The entire Freshman Class on the A honor roll. 'letting excused from penmanship class. 'ae Bonham not asking for sorneone's powder puff. Theodore K. as President oi' the U. S. Floyd G. doing the tango. Ruth Stout without chewing gum. A foot ball score, Berwick 132-Nanticoke 0. The everlasting gilt, it bought ot a clepenclalale merchant. J We lxanclle none but the best ancl our prices are consistent with qualitq. Our commence- ment gifts are macle lag the most relialole manufacturers. Our optical clepartment is up-to-clate, we grind our own lenses. We are examining eqes for the last 17 gears. LEBOW'S JEWELRY Cf OPTICAL STOREA 105 West Front, Corner Mullaernj ancl Front THE MIRROR Page 71 Compliments Berwick Gas Co. COME IN AND SEE US IN OUR NEW LOCATION. . 118 E. Front St. Berwiclc Gas Co. Fake' feecls will s oil Lour lowls, P J Falce rations will spoil gout cows. Garrisonys Ieecls will im rove Lour fowls. 1 P J Garrison s rations will im rove Lour cows. P J The best of feeds rule in our mill, Luclcij Flour is the best on our bill. H. L. GARRISON Sc BRO.,' Cor. of Ninth ancl Muibem, BERWICK, PENNA. Page 7? THE MIRROR .. Y , Spin n gf YN alter Pure analmjzecl water from the hest spring in this section Bottled in sanitarij bottles, and cleliverecl clailij i1l1l1Wl.'1E?1'9 in town. . . . Seybert Spring Wfzitei' Co. SIIGCPHSUI' tu Ha-ll SH l-R21 li. NV. l l.AN-AUAN Zoe: Now Bill, sit down. I don't want to play with you. You pretend that big chair is the stove and youk piece of coal and can't get out. Bill: tafter a short intcrvali Hey! Zoe, how soon you goin' to take out the ashes? Alfred Hons was fishing on the bank of a creek where catfish were the kind that could be legally taken. He had not been there long when he hooked and landed a fine bass which he put on his stringer and tied to a bush at the Water's edge, thinking what a meal he would have that night. Along came zz warden and seeing the commotion in the water, spied the bass. Don't you know it's against the law to catch bass? demanded the warden. Sure I do boss. I came down to this creek to catch a nice mess of catfish for mother and that bass bothered me so I just had to tie him up till I get through fishing. First Class Shoo Shining Pzirlm' Fm' Ladies and G4-ntlvinvu GEORGE ZENl'ILlJlfIl4IN. Prnpr. I29 YV. Front St., Berwick Cigars, Confectionery, Cig'r,arett'es. Peanuts. Popuorii me MIRROR P08 The Bon Ton iii H01'wick's Popular Womens Store ,il Stylish Apparel and Llillinery WVU make a Specialty ol' Exclusive Youthful Styles West Encl Garage clll0V1'0l0t Salvs and Service Station Atlantic Gasoline and Oils Pennsylvania Tires and Tubes GROUP BROS. PI'0pS. BELL PHONE -152 15-15 YV. FRONT ST P go 74 THE. MIRROR llfllff fail to visit H10 new Mllsic and Gi ft Shop A fini- sclvutinn of Gifts 1-tc. MRL1sic and Accessories Complete H30 XV. l RUN'l' ST. N. B. Shales tic lJl'llQfiiSf lin Frunf Illlll S4-unml Sis. HICRXVICK. PA. THE RADIO R SHOP Radio li0C0iVillQ Sets Accessories of the better sort. E. J. Eshleman lqlllllllillgi. Il:-ating V 1' 0 n lllllllllg Pig Ol0SQl?lll'll2l0PS 1 . , Wah' 1' Sy Sff'lll I Q00 Front St THE MIRROR Page 7 5 Spalding Sporting Goods For men, women, lnoqs aucl girls are solcl exclusivelq in Berwick at this store. Tliereys Spalding equipment for everg game ancl, we have that equipment in stoclc Our easu access to Spalding factories assures uou of fresh equipment at all times. Reacli, Lee, Draper ancl Mauiiard, McGregor, Rawlings lines are also available here. Sports clothing for plaqers or spectators for all time tamilg. J os. M. Scl1ai11 Modern Dept. Store , ,i l-li clo s cl Ill lai , lau 'lhe Barber Sh ese 8 O t te t Op the-LJ are good to bite for' Nlen who Stop in and tru one of our Ca re TEXAS HOT WIENERS 'Q at Niclcls P lace Front Bell James Canouse l2S YV, Front Sf. P.-,go 76 THE MIRROI DO NOT WASTE WATER KEEP FAUCETS CLOSED WHEN NOT IN USE HELP US TO CONSERVE THE WATER SUPPLY THE BERWICK WATER COMPANY 1 Meg ers Store 'l'lu- House of Quality and I,iSfillUti0ll Market Street NV lfl Ill'ILl' TU IC S'l'UlJl'1N'l'S Hy flll'lliSlIill,Q Ilozlliell helps Good Cn mly Pure Soda and Im- c:l'0illll Waldner-Heller Drug Co. Berwick 55 N escopeclc 1 T HE MIRROR Pa Graduation and Party Dresses iii ii! We laave macle a special effort to l1ave a larger aucl lsetter seleriiou tlxau ever, aucl at our popular low prices. Make Your selection earlq axe nic ' Plliladelpllia Store Slulffvr- Lepow Co. BI'IRW'lCK,1'A. ' NVQ- are as anxious to please your Compliments of taste as your own Blothel' , Thompson s AND WE SUCCEED Meals aucl short orclers Cut rllaloles for Laclies Upstairs Yohey's Rate Restaurant 104 Market Street FRONT ST- HICRNVICK. PA. Pg.-2 vs THE MIRROR H ERE'S I-IQCIIJE11 Insurance Proper Exercise is E1 ssfegumd agaiiisf sir-10.05 Exercise, the Y. M. C. A. Way Promotes Sirong Tfaociies, Strong M incls. Strong M011 A membership in the Y. C. A. is fzilnsoluie insi ra Co against going Tsackwarcisu FOR RATES, ASK TO-DAY AT THE Y. M. C. A. Friedberg Time store where Students of ilxe Berwick High School aiwnqs are welcome MENS AND LADIES HIGH-GRADE Shoes and Furnishings 110 West Front Sf. You will ulwaqs find ex good seleciiou of Groceries Green Groceries, Fresh and Smoked Meats Several grades of good Butierine and Hours All kind of feeds S. S. Smith 1500 Pine St. Bell Phone 52?-J THE MIRROR Page 79 Tis Iwifel' to say Illll ,Qlad I did than I wish I had In Surzlnce W. C. VOUGHT Office Iierwiczk Savings N 'llrusi Co. Bldg. Dainty Shop Im- Crt-mn a n cl Con l'1-mation 0 ry Front Sl. lNI1-als Groceries 9 Hartevr S Nlarket Pint' K Sth Sis. cIl llPI'2lI Store Ill lfxx 10 58-.I I IiI'1I'I IlICI.IVI'IRW' The Forcl Coupe is giving professional and lausiness men continuous, comfortable convenient service at the lowes' possilole cost. lVlanLJ improvements aclcl greefllj to its qualifu anal comfort--a laetier Ford Coupe il-ian ever--and il greater value. There is E1 shoriage now on this model. List uour or- cler at once. A.G. Kirkendall BICHW' I CK . PA . 'llelep hone 52- R I Page 80 THE MIRROR See us in our new location with a complete new line ot fixtures ancl the latest improv- ecl automatic retrigerating equipment Everqtliing Goorl to Eat: Clmoice Meats Staple ff Fancq Groceries Fresli Fruits ancl Vegetables Qualitq Goods at Prices Fair Free cleliverq amjwliere, in Berwick 115 W. FRONT ST. For Good Work See J. E. ' hosne the Barber SanitaryMark't Sr Dehoatessen 727 W. Front M. D. BEYER Prescriptions 5 our Sl 'lnlllY A Gruclllalliun suit Give us ex trial on prescription worlc. We alwaus tru to please ancl our recorcl sans we clo please. 'lllie cloctors clepencl upon us and qou can, too. Never torget us wlmen uou lmve a prescription. GET IT AT SMlTl'l'S Bell Plume '201-R Stanley Smith Doctor in Pliarnaacq S05 Pine St.. Berwick, Pu. Niihl mills also tnkon cure L ui' any llnul' nt ynursvrviue that will suit you at lll pm' cent' nfl' il' you buy at 1 GINGHER' 107 Market St. S . TI E MIRROR Page Compliments of Chas. H. Smith iii Oi! Sanitary l,lllllIbl'l' Bette-1' Fruits and Vee-,Qc-tznblf-S Are ulwaqs olatainalule at the Boston Green Grocery 118 Front Street And Economical Prices Service at all times is our Motto TRY US A. THOMAS The llexall Drugi Store Nlotto The Best in Drugi Store Goods. The Best in Drug Store Sf'I'ViK5Pn Cl ewel1's Drug Store THE REXALL STORE FREE AUTO DELIVERY PHONE 189 John Heavner A rcahitect x, ,az mi: Ye r og-455 Eggvgg. lWV4'kgJy will ' Pa ge 82 THE MIRROR Shrader's Barber Shop MATZTKZLREEQLOCK We Mako u Speclnlhl of Clxilclrens Half Cutting 4 Barbers Chas. W. Bower T l'm C6 Si..,,,..,,.,,,,.., E Compliments of Dr. Steck Cope's Barber Shop, 803 Pine St. Arthur E. Arndt, : Notary Public Anzo and Driver Licenses 111 Market St. Jackson Bldg. Moss Clothing Co. CLOTlNfaEElTfll2L'2 ' Sprung Stqles on dull B. Gross C1 I 5 Sis., lit.. if S Aery's Barber Shop 106CaJ Mark't Compliments of C. A. Rasely ' JUSTICE OI' THE PEACE F- Rl lst Natl Ba lc Blclg Berwick Slxoe Sl1inin6, a'1:l ldlat Cleaning Parlor Slioe Repairing. Worlc C-uoranteerl. Trenies 6' Hanjtis , THE MIRROR Page 85 Compliments of The First National Bank E i nf . 14-ar Berwick, Pa. Page 84 THE MIRROR Compliments of ML11tip1eX IVIa11ufciC'curi11g CO111pd111J Berwick, Pa. Zgbiggiwgfa E . ,. 1 ! I E? E 1 V U 'QT Office: Mllliiplex Mdl1LlIOCt1l!i118 Co. Building y ' My f , i , 117512. i . 255 A 5 , 7 , -144, A-V--,v-..ff . M g - js , .u ' 5 I -cpl-.funn-asqgw-, Qur Schools Qu! Incluifries Safkguard and Support of C9ur gfomes and Hur 5Vation An1erica11 Car G' . w FOL11'1d1'Q Co. BERWICK, PA. ,-. ',L., ,Q ' - ,Q 1 ' s V