THE RECREATIONAL PARLOR Thore's a place in our town, as I'm sure you all know. Where most of the schoolboys spend most of their dough. I go there too, but not from a whim, But because Joe Hartman drags me in. It's the sucker of suckers, the nut of the ages. It's the guy who's best friend spends most of his wages. It's a guy whose got sawdust where his brains ought to be—- In one lousy word, it's a screwball named—me. Joe Arnold FLEAS Adam Had 'em. Harry Herman We run for a table and turn on the light; We reach for the same cue and each hold on tight! He pulls and I pull, ah! a great tug-of-war, We both let go and it falls to the floor. Joe picks it up, but a tip it does lack, He looks for Joe Douglas and then puts it back. Joe grabs a new cur9, a fine trusty pine. He says it's his break and I say it's mine. We flip a penny; it turns up his heads And Joe aims with great skill while the worst I do dread. He hits the one soundly with a heartrending crack And pockets the fifteen—alas and alack! He grins to both ears and says, Boy am I hot! And pulls back again to make a sure shot; He rams his cue forward for a sickening hit, And we find that the green has a thirteen inch slit. Joe looks at me meekly and asks, Now what will I do? Joe Douglas behind him says, Pay for it you! Joe Hartman he says, I ain't got no dough. So who pays the greenbacks? I'm sure you all know.
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