Berrien Springs High School - Canoe Yearbook (Berrien Springs, MI)

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CLASS WILL (cont.) Item 8: , 7»i° folio wins n-ay sce hut trifling bequests, but they may be accepted, net as v.r-thless things lavishiy throwri away because we can no longer keep them but as valuable assets j to those who may receive them and) a continual reminder of the gen- • erosity of heart displayed in our free and full bestowal: To Miss Jesswein we leave all our gratitude and wishes for extreme happiness. 1. Donald Anstiss leaves his seven volumes of Tall Stories to Leo Wires. 2. Leota Robinson leaves her honor as Valedictorian to Dorothy Coughlin. 3. Winifred Gill leaves her Southern accent to Perry Summers. 4. Elaine Stover and Lucius Hogue leave the Drift office to anyone having the required qualifications. 5. Mildred Rowe leaves a handbook on Penmanship to Ed Herman. 6. Warren Boyle leaves his healthy structure to Jim Feather, 7. Cletys Nightlinger and Richard Wearne leave their seats in Epworth League meetings to Toad Priddy and Evelyn White. 8. Pearl Tobias leaves her art and vocal talent to Ruth Zandarske. 9. Paul Hamman leaves a repeal of the 18th Amendment to Stanley Lein. 10. Doris Valentine and Henry Dunkelberg leave their seats at the Basketball Banquet to someone ■who is really hungry. 11. Lewis Edwaros leaves his grey wig to Mr. Bedingei for use during the winter months. 12. Caroline Richarueon leave her modern dating system to anyone capable of filling +b- - posit:.; 13. David Fryman l.u vo; t i s seat in the bus by Tne? ma .tael ey to Marion Carr. ! i •r 14. Carol leaves her quiet- re-.'' o y : icShafer. 1 f vb o to Stover leaves his a Ml; by • o .■ to Mead Platt. Corny xt j Siv .. more. 15. Grey Ion Clymer leaves his many girl friends to George Keh-h art.. 17. Ruby Sunday leaves her place in the line of Berrien Springs beauties to Lucy Marsh. 18. Glenn Nightlinger leaves His magnetic personality to Lewis Evans. 19. Marguerite Wingard leaves her knowing ways to Edith Waters. 20. Ivel palmiter leaves his book, Naval Espericnees to Richard Toney. 21. Gerald Stemm leaves Florence to her Blossom Week escort. 22. Clare Hubbard leaves his love to Thelma Bruce. 23. Marvel Sanders leaves her red hair to Frances Mussolinc. 24. To Mildred Russel, j sla Nightlinger leaves her jova l disposi tion. 25. Emma Hass bequeat'. her friendly ways to Helen Humy. ey, 26. Ivan French leaves i. :-jori« Myers to the best men,, 27. Jack Woolley leavei power of arguing to Miss Buell. 28. Victor Personette leaves his set of hair crimpers to Tater Arnold. 29. Dale Shafer leaves his Ford to his sister Mary, we hope she can drive it. 30. Ardelle Kinney leaves her Nash to anyone who wij 1 ker-p i c. in style. 31. Bertha Bakeman leaves sonny to the Child Care Class. 32. Bob I.-Iiorau loaves his ejientific knowledge to Bill Buck- nan. Cf this n case r e needs it. J“ii,es Moral our n leaves the pi ,v:h'.r -■ Vox rFRab3 Sexton, 34. rumeo Davis leaves a strong r -ght annul de and a bewitheing S'ixI e t o Caries Kestorlce. v ( CO .re J uke ] eaves his ac- v • r |. j - !unto to R? chard Toney, ? 3 hrtn Glar;ixuh lsc.ve- i

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t • ■ ; i )• t 11, CL.; S3 V.TLL H' We, the Class of 1933, in 7 forty individual and direinot 1 ■’’ s, c .ir.g about t.o o.ss out of I tilts sphere of education, in full j possession of a crammed mind, well trained memory, and almost super-humanunderstanding, do make and publish this, our last will and testament hereby revoking and making void all former wills or premises by us at any time heretofore made, or mayhap, carelessly spoken, one to the other, as the thoughtless wish of an idle hour. And first we do direct that ci our funeral services shall be conducted by our friends and well-wishers, our superintendent and nd his all-wise and ever-conpet-ent faculty, jwho have been our .ardians for so long, only asking iS the last injunction of the dying, that the funeral be carried n with all the dignity and pomp nat our worth, our merit, our ttainments, and our positions as seniors of grave and reverend :nien, must certainly have deserved s to such estate as it has y] oss the t-rte? and oir own ! : r u , ' held, and bi ai.is to van for ..■! go dispose of the same • as follows: Item 1: we have imparted to them in this ”'i.Y t have been entirely new t) -3 w ]1 as to all teech- e. s . nc students everywhere, and would throw much new ligljt on :ie:.y a hitherto familiar line of thought,, tnroughout the whole world o'i scier;ce and learning, even outside the halls and walls of Berrien Springs High School. If the faculty sec fit, they are herby authorized to give out such of this information to the world as they may feel the world is rrl cf:erf receive. We trust they will also feci at perfect liberty to make use of all such bits of wisdom and enlightment for the education of the classes to come, afterus. This, of course, is left entirely to their personal discretion. Item4: To the Freshman Class that is to be--we bequeath any overlooked cuds of gum we may neve left adhering to the unders.de of desks, banisters, assem’-.y seats, or any likely or unl ’.cly pdaces. We have sometimes r ,0 r‘id ourselves of these in b- much haste to be able to pick and choose the most desirable means of disposal. We request that the lower classmen be given the opportunity to plant a tree, either pine or hickory, in the center of the vil-— ge park, in our memory. Item 2: We request that oil the fl.gs in the village of Berrien Springs be at half mast on June first hereafter, in memory of the passing of the class of 133. Item 3: To the faculty as a whole we bequeath all the amazing knowj.edu and startling information frha+ v nave furnished them from time to time in our various ex.minati.cn papers. We know that much which Item 5: To the Sohpomores we'leave a hint to the solution to the Jig-Saw puz.el Finding the comer prosperity is around . nr ? 3.1 u-tion can be bonne 1.: Che.,-1 a try. Mgebra, English, .-unmet, y, hu'-in j etc. I • Ttor 6; To the -Turior Class we leave j n hi. 'Li. 7 tne £ an lor Class i‘it3.r.g the ih-. y a ill uwj.oij At to i'liij fill not ! 7 . ! i. ‘ 11 f re r:r. Vc,k3 j leave a nfke of i.:h jav sn.-’er soap and a { 1 u tea. v0 a;r.■ Snodgrass i -j 1- ve an adequate upoiy of door Jatop a.

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(Class Will Con.) book titled, How to train the .j Voice to the girl's Glee Club. j 37. Merle Stemm loaves ln.s major letters to Anthony Kora. In witness thereof, we the Senior Class of Berrien Springs high school have to this, our last will and testament subscribed our names this twenty-ninth day of May in the year of our Lord, 1933. Signed CHILD CADE Miss Margaret Buckley, sent out by the State Department of Health, conducted classes in Child Caro, here this winter. The c:ass was open to nil Home Economics students, and all other: interested in it. There were a series of eight lessons. She provided lesson sheets for each member of the class, which contained a summary of the lesson to be discussed, each Tuesday afternoon . The foregoing instrument was at the day aforesaid signed and declared by the Senior class to be the last will and testament, in the presence of us, who at their request in the presence of each other, have subscribed our names as witnesses. J V HY TEACHERS GET GRAY These are some of the reasons The bluffer. The boy with the loud voice and empty head. The fellow who took the course before....The sweet little co-ed who doesn't know what it's all about, but who needs at least a B in the course. The silent bird who might have something worth while to say but who keeps this something hidden. The collegian who hasn't road that far in the text and attempts to stage a filibuster and throw the class off the track. The deadly serious young radical who knows only that he's radical. The equally serious young conservative who believes only what his grandfather believed. And the boy who is taking tho course just for the credit. The sloepers don't count unless they snore. Four years of class discussions have given us sympathy for the teachers. No wonder he gets gray. I SLEPT IN AN EDITOR'S BED In a certain village the editor of the local newspaper roomed at the hotel. Being absent one night, and the hotel being crowded, the landlord gave his room to a stranger. The next morning a slip of paper was found pinned to the pillow case. It rc'c! I slept in an editor's bed lest night, And others may say what they please ; I soy one editor there is in the world That certainly takes his case. When I thought of my humble cot, avay, I could not suppress a sigh, But thought as I rolled in the feathery nest, How easi ly editors lie . Whereupon the editor publish-led the following rhyme with it. The chap whose form has rested j here, | And lift his copy behind, I For erbed impression should be loc ked up, | As the cut is most unkind. I Behold a proof of how he lies: In the morning he v ent away, j And like many that use an editor I sheet, JH s forgotten the bill to pay.