Berrien Springs High School - Canoe Yearbook (Berrien Springs, MI)

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Jokes !i'- Xeidlinger i to Paul coming to early for a change): ' 1 am to set you're early of late. You uwd to lie liehiud lie fore; hut now you're first at last. Son: l ather, now that 1 am a college man. won't you let me read your college diary ? Father: I want you to gain knowledge. not education. Roger R. (soliciting funds): Please help the working girls home. Dale G. i Freshman) : I’ll lie glad to. How far away do they live? Mr. Harvey: This is the third time you’ve looked on Virginia’s paper. Mark A.: Yes. she doesn’t write very well. Klton S.: Do you think I could make her happy ? Red H.: Well, she’d always have something to laugh at. Miss Graham: What’s lighter than water ? Candace : Ivory soap—-it floats. Hucket G.: That tunnel we just passed through cost a million dollars. Marion H.: It was a waste of money :i tar as vou were concerned. College bred means a four year loaf requiring a great deal of dough as well as plenty of crust. So you’re not going to the dances every week any more? Xo. when ! started tny mother said she wouldn’t hear of it. but she did. Mariliel II. in civics): Xo person can lie killed more than once for the same offense. Mr. Stewart: Why. son. when I was a Ixiy my dad wouldn't let me stay out later than eight o'clock. Krle: It was a deuce of a dad you Iwd. wasn’t it? Mr. Stewart: Young man. I had a darned sight belter dad titan you’ve got. Mrs. Allen: What is the plural of man ? Dot P.: Men. Mrs. A.: Correct, what is the plural of child? Dot: Twins. Mr. Harvey (in solid geometry class i : This pencil represents some kind of geometrical figure. What is it? Paul tatter deep thought): A pencil! l)ar: Honker. Why do you look so lad? You look very much upset. Roger: I am u| $ct; my lank busted vestertlay and I lost my balance. Harriet (with hand in picket): “Guess what I have in my picket! Frances K.: “What does it liegin with? ' Harriet K.: XV Frances: “X’'onion ? Harriet: “Nope.” Frances: X‘apple ? Harriet: Nope. Frances: “X’'orange '’' 1 larrict: ”Vcs. Teacher: What is Roston noted for? Warren: Hoots ami shoes. Teacher; Correct. What is Chicago important for ? Warren: Shoots and Imoze ! Miss Judd (to history class): What is li(|uid fire ? Warren H.- Canned heat. Mr. Harvey (in geometry): Margaret. prove that a piece of pai er equals a lazy dog. Margaret: A piece of pqier equals ink-lined plain. An inclined | lain equals a sIo|x -up. A slow-pup equals a lazy flog. week to save two dollars, how long would it take to save a thousand dollars ? Ronald W.: He never would. When he saved $ 00 he would buy a car. Mrs. Huckman: Helen, 1 am glad you are taking French. I wish I had studied it when I was in high school. Helen: So do I Final exams are this week. Miss Judd tin history): Mary, what were Webster's last words ? Mary I).: Zymosis. Zymotic, and zvtnargy. Krle S.: Hey! Abie! Where are you goin’ ? Mark A: I'm goin after some water. Krle: What, in those trousers? Mark: X’O! In the jail! Mark, on a visit to the country, began to explore around the farmyard. All of a sudden he fell over a bunch of cans marked “condensed milk. Hurrying to his father he exclaimed: Oh. dady. I've just found a cow's nest. Anyone: What is postum made of? Mother: Wheat and molasses. Anyone: Why. I thought it was coffee with the cough taken out. (Pailf Thirty-One) Mrs. Ncidlinger: If it took a nan a

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Heard last fall, shortly after school started: Mark: “What have you been doing all summer?” Krle: I had a position in my father’s office, and you? Mark ”1 wasn't working cither. Myrtle Mong: Why is a typewriter like your neck? Helen Dubert: I dunno. Myrtle: Because it’s Underwood. Mrs. Allen (to class t : Ojjen your texts, please! Line four in my book, line eight in most of yours. Mr. Weinc 'to Dar in class): What is zinc? I )ar.: The French pronunciation for think. Mrs. Crittendon: Henry, why are you not writing? I lenry S.: I ain’t got no pen. Mrs. Critt.: Where's your grammar ? I lenry: She’s dead. Mr. Bedinger: Where is the capital of the United States? Leah V.: In Liberty Bonds. We’re glad that Ronald W. isn't like the Scotch athlete who was so tight that he wouldn’t loosen up his muscles for a track meet. Paul Knight: What skill we do tonight ?“ Roger K.: We’ll spin a coin. If its heads, we'll go to the dance; tails, we’ll go to a movie; and if it stands on edge, we'll study. (Thirty-Two) AUTOGRAPHS