Berrien Springs High School - Canoe Yearbook (Berrien Springs, MI)

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.Bags.. 22,. The trouble v;ith most humor censers is that they lack a sense of humor. The Romantic Poet: Ifd like to c.o something big. Flapper: Aw go wash an el- ephant. ' Miss Graham: What's the safest form bf invenstment for girls? I-ucille: Sheets, pillow cases and towels and such things as that, because they will always cone in handy. Mrs. Allen: How would you punctuate the sentence 'Virginia is a pretty girl'? George: Why I'd make a das] for Virginia. Children, said a teacher, be doiigent and steadfast and you will succeed. Take the case ci George Washington. Do you rc-membor my telling you of the great difficulty George Washington hr.fi to contend with? Yes, Mr.'am, said a little boy. Ho couldn't tell a lie. PRACTICAL PROVERB? E v'ho lies down with dogs, rises up with fleas. Clothes break the man. Our absent-minded professor put the answers on the board and asked the class to write the quos tions. A CHEMICAL ROMANCE Said Atom to Molly Cule: Will you elope with mo? Said Molly Cule with quick retort: There's no affinity. Beneath the electric light plants shade, poor Atom hoped to mcfcSr. But she eloped with rascal ba.se and now her name's Salt Peter. Warren H.: I must be off. Mr.ribel: That's what I thought when I first met you. COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY Faculty--An organization to furnish amusement for student body. Period—One hour of confinement v ith or without sloop. Recitation—Giving the teacher some inside dope. Absences-To deprive the class of the pleasure of your company and tne benefit of your brains. Quiz.—Means by which the teacher displays ignorance by asking foolish questions. Found on Mark Alger's registration card. Name of parents Mamma and Papa Paul K.: I am a big gun around here. Verne S.: Is that why they are talking of cannon you?

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