Berne Knox Central Schools - Memoir Yearbook (Berne, NY)

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land on whrch he has found orl however he 15 not h3PPY he can t grow any flowers with that orl all over the place Another famous tycoon named Gerald Goodfellow has become Presrdent of the Ford Company he owns a Ford for every day rn the week and extras for special occasrons A famous fearless newspaper reporter who rs aimrng for the edrtorshrp of her newspaper Miss Vtrgrma Mrtchell has Just uncovered a notorrous spy rrng The leaders of these spres were Mrner Stevens and Bob Rapp both dangerous cnmmals Another member of this rrng not uncovered untrl later was Alan Rockmore an advertrstng executrve lt seems he so loved domg the yearbook ads that he forgot everything else and went out wholeheartedly for advertrsing Flrpptng through the local newspaper and stopprng at the Social Set we frnd socralrte Miss Delores Frgel and the equally famous socralrte Mtss Carolyn Garrrson are rn the mrdst of a funous feud I appears that rt started when Mrss Garrrson made a slurnng remark about a new hat that Mrss Ftgel was weanng Stepprng rn and trytng to quret the ladtes rsa well known arbrter Mr Gerald Martrn Gerald Mrller, has begun an attempt to swrm the Atlantrc Ocean Mrss Isolde Von Haugg and Mr Paul Keppler w1ll go along rn the accompanyrng boat to cheer h1m on and to feed htm a specral Jet propelled peanut butter guaranteed to grve you energy speed and nutrrtron By the way the manufacturers of thrs peanut butter are another famous tr1o Rrchard Wrrght Robert Seger and Robert Durfee They perfected the recrpe durrng class meetrngs and the product seems to be gorng well and suddenly the crystal ball clouds rt IS snowrng rn Berne the spell rs broken IRL ,A 1 xr U k'3mk x if 9.499 . . ' . . H , . ' . . . , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ' I . . ' . . , . . . . . . . . , . . ' . . . . t I I . ' i I ' . -- . . . ' . 1 is: iw X , I 'grylgf .r , V .41 Qt 'L ix- am f i' 'M ft f Z at JV A . -' 'V . 1 1 1 , 'lf ' B 1' L H z gfigt, tt: 1, , A s , 0 'lu t L3',s,W. an fat f

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Prophecy As the crystal ball of the court magrcian clears we see Tom Betts and Irm Decker have completed the spaceshrp they desrgned durrng Human Relatrons class and have- landed on the moon However they are not the frrst human bexngs on the moon Georgra Rue who vowed that she would be the first woman to land on the moon is there to greet them Coming to earth we find as the new head of the Russran government Roger Smrth a formtdable opponent for our government Hrs rrght hand man oops girl rs Charlotte Shafer another fearsome character The elec trons m the Unlted States have recently been concluded The urprrsrng result is that a woman has been elected President for tne flrst time a Mrss Lrllran Zona As Vrce Presi dent a Mr Elvrs Presley has been elected The campargn manager for these leaders was Miss Dons Stevens a fast talkmg polrtrcran The new rage of the teenagers at thxs tlme rs that great singing star qwho replaced Jerry Lee Lewxsj Marty Snyder A certarn playboy who has become wealthy because of hrs well known orl palntrng Whrstler s Father has recently become engaged to a famous actress one Dons Mrller His name Wrllram Suto Flash a new Presrdent of the Lonely Hearts Club has been elected her name known to most of us rs Barbara Quay Other offrcers are as follows Vrce Presr dent Ellen Stark Secretary Treasurer Sylvra Van Aller On the mternatlonal scene a certarn hardworkmg young man by the name of Gar land Cross has perfected a machrne whrch automancally does homework wrth a munmun of effort for the Lndustrrous young scholar usrng rt One of the frrst to purchase thrs machrne is Fred Bartz It seems he lrked school so much he decrded to stay but has now expressed a desue to leave since the other students are so much younger than he rs besrdes they keep puttrng mk tn his lovely whrte beard Several young actors have been rn the rews recently perhaps we recognrze some of the names Basil Boyden a drstm gurshed character actor Leland Filkrns a new vrllarn and Duwane Flagler, who plays fatherly type roles The next rtem The Super Duper Movre Company has hrred a new manager Mr Gerald O Malley Thexr next movre wrll be called Captarn Kangaroo Rrdes Agarn The movre was adapted from a novel wrrtten by Truesdell Charles Miller The prcture wrll be drrected by well another famrlrar name John Bouton Co ordrnator wrll be Brent Buchardt A famous prrma ballerrna rn the Royal Ballet Mlss Carol Palombo has decrded to vlsrt the Unrted States to talk over offers to appear rn Amerrca Leavmg the world of the theater we turn to Scrence Mr Allen Kaehler and Mr Harold DeVoe have recently drscovered that the alpha partrcles whrch come rnto the atmosphere then change to gamma rays and when unrted wrth srllcon droxrde react and cause oh what s the use they don t know Out in the mrdwest we hear that Bob Dexter rs the sole owner of 10, 000 acres of -an 0 u ' r 1 ' 9 0 I ' . - . - Q S . - . . . ' - , n Q r ' ' . . - . . ,, . , o ,, . . - I Q . . 1 , I I r 0 2 ' 1 D 1 S . , . 1 u ' 9 . ' l . . - . - . . D l . . . . r r 1 . . . - . . - . n , . . . ,, . . . H Q Q u Q - Q . 1 o 9 r . , : o c . . .. , , - , - , I I Q

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