Berne Knox Central Schools - Memoir Yearbook (Berne, NY)

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Johnny Bouton leaves hrs desk and chart to anyone who can repair them Basil Boyden leaves hrs penmanshrp to anyone who can read rt Brent Buchardt leaves hrs way wrth the girls to hrs brother Pete Garland Cross leaves hrs math ambrtron to hrs srster Anna Mae Jrmmy Decker leaves hrs herght to Drane Stevens Harold DeVoe leaves Mrss Sherwrn and rs he sorry' Bob Dexter leaves hrs speed to anyone who can keep up wrth rt Bob Durfee leaves wrth Dee Delores Frgel leaves wrth Bob Leland Frlkrns leaves hrs abrlrty to thrnk to John Newell Duwane Flagler leaves another prle of lumber for other boys to cut up for Mr Boyden Carolyn Garrrson leaves all of her pity to Mr Prckens who has her srster rn hrs homeroom Gerald Goodfellow leaves an empty spot on the varsrty team to Raymond O'Ma1ley Allen Kaehler leaves to the Junrors one brg head ache another yearbook' Paul Keppler leaves hrs good behavror chart for Inez Schanz to contrnue Gerry Martm leaves hrs absentee record to anyone who can keep pace wrth rt Dons Mrller leaves to Carolyn the responsrbrlrty of carrying on the Mrller tradrtron Gerald Mrller leaves his love for homework to Bob Walters Terry Mrller leaves hrs crew cut to Linda Nasholds Gerry O'Mal1ey leaves hrs love for the Albany grrls to Drckre Von Haugg Carol Palombo leaves her everlastrng curl to Joe Benedrct Barb Quay leaves she s qurte excrted about her future' Bob Rapp leaves all of the tools he borrowed from the shop to Mr Boyden Alan Rockrnore leaves the back seat to hrs car to Rrchard Wagner Georgra Rue leaves her nrckname George to any grrl who wants rt Bob Seger leaves hrs abrlrty to wrsecrack rn shop to Gerald Hempstead Charlotte Shafer leaves the ca feterra books to anyone who wants them Roger Smrth leaves his cowboy boots to Mrcky McCormick Marty Snyder leaves hrs abrlrty to stay out of trouble to Johnny Gardrner Ellen Stark leaves her nrckname Pee Wee to Joyce Barber Dorrs Stevens leaves locker 133 peacefully Mrner Stevens leaves room 210 to the Junror girls Brlly Suto leaves a lock of hrs red harr to Beverly Swarn Sylvra Van Aller leaves Harold oops sorry he goes wrth her Isolde Von Haugg leaves her long dark hart to Barbara Boyden Rrchard Wright leaves hrs spot on the varsrty team to Faye Wrllrams Lrllran Zona leaves Betty Sloger her drzzy schedule of extracurrrcular actrvrtres. . . . . . ' 0 Virginia Mitchell leaves to Mr. Pickens---one word--- bye! - - - , . . l I 0

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Klasse Hill We the knrghts of Beme Knox do solenrnly proclarm thxs document to be our last wrll and testament To Berne Knox we leave To Mr Schoenborn we leave new gray harrs and a chorce He may exther have hau dye or a toupee for the years ahead To Mr Zrmmer we leave Ann Southern and Marcella Rocker as hrs private secretarres To Mr Sherwin we leave a radar controlled robot to del1ver the absentee nouces To Mrs Flagler we leave bushels of announcements to be relayed over the P A system Oh yes, she wrll also recerve boxes of cough drops To Mr Campbell we leave the Max Factor Studio to use when makrng up the senrors for thetr professronal debuts To Mr Bove we leave two extra hours of nighttime so that he ll be sure to get enough beauty rest To Mrs Morey we leave oodles of boxes of kleenex To Mrs Bove we leave frfty Srlence posters translated in f1fty drfferent languages To Mrss Sherwin we leave the hope that she will someday produce drrect and star In PYGMALION To Mr Plckens we leave a bm of vitamms and a Santa Claus surt for next year To Mrs Osterhout we leave a soundproof 209 so French and yearbook wrll never mrx To Mrs Wnght we leave more good math students to learn to desrgn a Supernrk To Mr Favreau we leave the hope that he ll have better fortune next t1me keeptng up the teacher s precedent of twrns rn every famrly To Mr Trberio we leave an extra key to the secretarral practrce room To Mr Shaul we leave B K in hope that be 11 never do the same To Mr Jacobs we leave a I V Team of 6 4 or over To Mrss Frgurski we leave a new recrpe for making peanut butter fudge To Mr Boyden we leave all the materral rt w1l1 take to bu1ld B K a new gym To Mrs Trgner we leave the job of artrstrcally decoranng the gym Mr Boyden burlds To Miss Frost we leave all the elrgrble men teachers of B K To Mr Carter and Mrs Stapleton we leave an adequate supply of megaphones and ear plugs to cope wrth the deaf ears and strong lungs of the Junror I-hgh To Mr Haas ard Mr Cohen we leave the Fred Waring chous for theu drrectron To the Janxtors Mr Shultes, Mr Wnght Mr Bassler and Mr Bundy we leave a specral Janltors room equrpped wrth a sofa arm chaus and ash trays To Mrs Yarmchuk we leave baskets of Mr Sherwrn s clothes to be mended To Mr Davrdson we leave Mr Truesdell Mrller s theory on MAGNETISM and RELATIVITY To Mr Guszcza we leave the mathernatrc genrus of the seventh and erghth grades To Mlss Hrltsley we leave the hope that she wrll contrnue her frne work at B K To Mrs Maurache Mrs Swart Mrs Mattxce and Mrs Sand, we leave a new addrtron to the staff Douglas Jones w1ll be employed as the chref ch1ef taster, that rs To the Jumors we leave a fat treasury to dlspose of as they please next year in New York To the sophomores we leave the wonderful closer than you thrnk thrtlls of therr senror year To the freshmen we leave three of the most memorable years of then' lrfetrme ahead of them The Senior Class leaves wrth mrxed emotrons of happrness sorrow and fond memorres of B K and many frrends Fred Bartz leaves all of the unattached women of the world to Johnny Saddlemrre Tom Betts leaves hrs fond memorres of B K to 'us srster Pat 1 1 1 ' Q . - I U U . Q Q , Q Q Q I I 5 9 Q . Q Y Q Q Q Q . ,, . ,, . . Q Q 1 o Q Q Q Q Q Q ' ' If ' ll Q Q , . . . I N ' ' ' ll Q Q Q I I O I 5 ' I I1 Q Q Q I - O Q Q Q ' s I O - Q Q Q Q , . . g Q . . ,, . , 9 N . . . I I . ' I Q Q . . . , C O Q Q ' Q Q g Q g Q 9 Q . --.. I . ,, . ,, . . . Q Q 1 - 0 Q .. A- ' .

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Prophecy As the crystal ball of the court magrcian clears we see Tom Betts and Irm Decker have completed the spaceshrp they desrgned durrng Human Relatrons class and have- landed on the moon However they are not the frrst human bexngs on the moon Georgra Rue who vowed that she would be the first woman to land on the moon is there to greet them Coming to earth we find as the new head of the Russran government Roger Smrth a formtdable opponent for our government Hrs rrght hand man oops girl rs Charlotte Shafer another fearsome character The elec trons m the Unlted States have recently been concluded The urprrsrng result is that a woman has been elected President for tne flrst time a Mrss Lrllran Zona As Vrce Presi dent a Mr Elvrs Presley has been elected The campargn manager for these leaders was Miss Dons Stevens a fast talkmg polrtrcran The new rage of the teenagers at thxs tlme rs that great singing star qwho replaced Jerry Lee Lewxsj Marty Snyder A certarn playboy who has become wealthy because of hrs well known orl palntrng Whrstler s Father has recently become engaged to a famous actress one Dons Mrller His name Wrllram Suto Flash a new Presrdent of the Lonely Hearts Club has been elected her name known to most of us rs Barbara Quay Other offrcers are as follows Vrce Presr dent Ellen Stark Secretary Treasurer Sylvra Van Aller On the mternatlonal scene a certarn hardworkmg young man by the name of Gar land Cross has perfected a machrne whrch automancally does homework wrth a munmun of effort for the Lndustrrous young scholar usrng rt One of the frrst to purchase thrs machrne is Fred Bartz It seems he lrked school so much he decrded to stay but has now expressed a desue to leave since the other students are so much younger than he rs besrdes they keep puttrng mk tn his lovely whrte beard Several young actors have been rn the rews recently perhaps we recognrze some of the names Basil Boyden a drstm gurshed character actor Leland Filkrns a new vrllarn and Duwane Flagler, who plays fatherly type roles The next rtem The Super Duper Movre Company has hrred a new manager Mr Gerald O Malley Thexr next movre wrll be called Captarn Kangaroo Rrdes Agarn The movre was adapted from a novel wrrtten by Truesdell Charles Miller The prcture wrll be drrected by well another famrlrar name John Bouton Co ordrnator wrll be Brent Buchardt A famous prrma ballerrna rn the Royal Ballet Mlss Carol Palombo has decrded to vlsrt the Unrted States to talk over offers to appear rn Amerrca Leavmg the world of the theater we turn to Scrence Mr Allen Kaehler and Mr Harold DeVoe have recently drscovered that the alpha partrcles whrch come rnto the atmosphere then change to gamma rays and when unrted wrth srllcon droxrde react and cause oh what s the use they don t know Out in the mrdwest we hear that Bob Dexter rs the sole owner of 10, 000 acres of -an 0 u ' r 1 ' 9 0 I ' . - . - Q S . - . . . ' - , n Q r ' ' . . - . . ,, . , o ,, . . - I Q . . 1 , I I r 0 2 ' 1 D 1 S . , . 1 u ' 9 . ' l . . - . - . . D l . . . . r r 1 . . . - . . - . n , . . . ,, . . . H Q Q u Q - Q . 1 o 9 r . , : o c . . .. , , - , - , I I Q