Berne Knox Central Schools - Memoir Yearbook (Berne, NY)

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l6'y Kaya! Froclamafzwz We the undersrgned do hereby swear that thrs be our last wrll and testament To Berne Knox we leave twelve years of memorres dreams and hopes To Mr Schoenborn we leave our undymg thanks for hrs patrence and understandrng throughout ur formatrve years Zrmmer we leave a book on lectures and a catalog of college notes Sherwrn we leave a harem of Junror grrls to operate the swrtchboard Schloss we leave a grant box of mustache wax and a parr of wool clrppers Mrss Lehn we leave the hopes that the U N lasts as long as we To Mrs Wrrght we leave four thousand strarghtedges ten gross of graph paper twenty thousand protractors and s1x cases of rnk To Mrs Yarmchuk we leave the Emprre Super Market charn To Mrss Secor we leave the hopes that her years at Berne Knox may brrng her much happrness and success To Mr Trberro we leave Uhar where he can drg for bart for hrs bart busrness To Mr Favreau we leave forty yards of patrence for hrs Law students To Mrs Osterhout we leave the hopes that she ll wrn a trrp to beautrful stunnrng glorrous brrllrant Hoboken To Mr Mustrco we leave Washrngton Parne Roosevelt Brsmark Hudson Mrchaelangelo da Gama Davy Crockett Mr Tweed and others To Mr Benenatr we leave an ultra modern lab wrth rndrvrdual tables and oops sorry there has been an accrdent Some character just rgnrted some dynamrte rn the back of the delrvery truck To Mr Jacobs we leave elevator shoes a toga and a prcture of Vrrgrl To Mrs Morey we leave some Beauty Rest mattresses for our srck Junrors To Mr Shaul we leave a gym that s unequalled anywhere of course rt s strll on paper but that s a start anyway To Mr Haas and Mr Cohen we leave four dozen ear plugs and two strarght jackets To Mrss Frgurskr we leave a ten foot aquarrum for her frsh To Mrss Hrltsley and Mr Pote we leave another wrld group to tame To Mrs Swart Mrs Irons Mrs Mattrce and Mrs Maurache we leave a vegetable garden a cattle ranch and a darry to relreve therr food problems To Charlre Bassler Mr Shultes Mr Bundy and Mr Wrrght we leave a ton of brooms and mops for next year To the Junrors we leave the hope that the Prom rs a su cess o ' . To Mr, ' . To Mr. ' ' ' ' . To Mr. ' ' ' . T0 ' . . .

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It s III the Hants' As we spread the cards before us we are able to see what the future holds for the class of 57 As we flrp the cards we see There goes Beaty Chrysler on her customrzed Farmall tractor, complete wrth automatrc feet warmers As she pulls 1nto a do rt yourself gas stauon, owned by the wealthy tycoon, Master Le Roy Schoon maker she hears two people argulng over the poss1b1l1ty of Phyllls Bassler be1ng elected Presrdent of the U S on the Amerlcans for Peace and Qu1et trcket The two people? Well, as usual, tt s those two famous debate SP6C1311SIS Madellne and George Crosrer The news of the day comrng over the rad1o tells of a crrsrs rn the bleach and peroxrde busrness lt seems as rf the female presldent of the fum a Mrss Dorothy Shafer has refused to consolrdate her fum wlth the fum of Martha Hanley a wealthy manufacturer of flour and shavrng cream The trouble all started when Harold M1ller was drscovered to be rn cahoots wrth one of the partres Another news flash from Pans tells of some character tryrng to d1vert the Seme Rrver so that the rrght bank w1ll be on the left and vrce versa Who IS lt None other than the famous excavator, Edward Cooper On the 1nternat1onal scene, the Ambassador to ltaly the former M1ss Katy Snyder has just announced her secret maruage to James Baker We now expect green clover shaped p1zzas News flashes from all over report that Mlllard Swart and Rrchard Schanz have just won uranrum medals rn the 1980 Olymprcs berng held rn Muddvllle Flats Idaho A Mlss Marlene Le Burs has just been elected Mrss Btscurt of the 21st century It seems as If she learned to make the hot rolls through the vulcanrzatron of cement blocks Shrrley Tallman, the long sought mrser has Just been found 1n a squalrd hut countlng her money Harold Hammersharmb author of the best selllng book, How to Keep a Level Head has Just been admltted to Bellvue for mental observatxon Bob Swarn, world famous swrmmer nearly drowned last nrght 1n hrs bathtub when he tr1ed to prove that he could survrve under water for more than four mrnutes wlthout atr Donald Prtcher has just recerved a gold plaque for hrs work on complex math problems from the noted economxst Morrrs Morrow In Los Angeles thls mornrng Bob M1ller James Truax and Chnstopher Keller all former class mates suddenly bumped 1nto each other on Hollywood and V1ne All are reported In good condrtron at L A General Hosprtal Also last nrght, M1ss Lors Cross beat Ton1 Wuk1ts ln the Boston Marathon In Cleveland yesterday a Mr Ronald Martm and a Mr Ernest Crawford completed a contract for the rmmedrate manufacture of fourteen tons of nose and ear plugs for the people of Burma 1n the comrng monsoon season Charles Rlsley and Rrta Wagner are co stars of the smash Broadway h1t Secrets of Ivan Trotsky by F I Mustrco Jerry Cross IS now producrng Dr L1tch Fltch s stxtch and prtch ha1r remover Pat Deacon Eleanor Tompk1ns and Pat Wern berger have all fled to the Ozarks to teach the back woodsmen rock and roll Mary Long and Thora Walters noted detectrves have just smashed a modern day Tweed Rrng rn New York The leader was a srnrster embezzler Hrs nameo Charles Sloger Two dtzzy dames have just bought an old frshmg schooner and have set out on a world crulse w1th Just a compass to gu1de them Both are former classmates Carole Ostrander and Pat Arnold Charles Palombo has been reprrmanded by Federal authorltres lt seems as 1f he and Mr Schloss are st1ll argurng over who should get the huge E1v1s Presley record album won at a Supreme Court Ice Cream Soc1al , 0 I , 1 I ' 11 n - ' 1 1 ,, -. 11 - - I ,, . . . ,, ' v o o 1 - p 1 I D I I 1 1 , . 1 0 0 0 I 0 I I I 1 o I . . . . . 11 0 I ,, . . . . 1 Q I 1 9 0 1 9 I I 1 1 1 1 1 p 1 1 1 - - 11 n - ' 9 1 1 1 . . . , . . . . . 1 Q 1 - 11 11 1 . . ,, . ,, . I I 1 1 - 1 U I 1 1 1 ' 1

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To the Sophomores we leave the hope that you don t have to wart for your Charles Rrsley leaves the prtcher s mound for next year s team to trrp over Harold Mrller leaves a coupon to Mr Schloss good for one crew cut and a Jrm Baker leaves hrs love for Englrsh IV to anyone brave enough Le Roy Schoonmaker leaves hrs srdeburns and mustache to Fred Bartz Rrta Wagner leaves her love for Greenvrlle to Jackre Mrlner Mary M Long leaves her math seat to anyone who ll take rt Tonr Wukrts leaves her two front teeth to Drane Decker for the lunch lrne Irm Truax leaves hrs love for basketball to Jrm Proper Chrrs Keller leaves hrs father s Chevy truck to any brave soul who wants rt Shrrley Tallman leaves a vacant seat on the Varsrty cheerleadrng squad to Lors Cross leaves her love for salesmanshrp to anyone who wants to take rt Phyllrs Bassler leaves her love for roller skatrng to Mary Lou Schoonmaker Beary Chrysler leaves her love for cheerleadrng to Barbara Quay l'lI'lgS n Elvrs Presley record Carol Palombo Martha Hanley leaves a car full of flour and shavrng cream to next year s Halloweeners Carole Ostrander leaves her quret ways to Marcella Rocker Charles Palombo leaves many happy moments to Pat and Tom Betts Ernest Crawford rsn t leavrng He s got someone rrght here to take care of Charles Lendrum leaves hrs car to any brave soul who wrll drrve rt Morrrs Morrow leaves hrs herght to Mr Jacobs Pat Deacon leaves all her hrgh school memorres to her parents to remember Pat Wernberger leaves her love for B K to Albany Hrgh Junrors Pat Arnold leaves her love for the Statrc work to Harold De Voe Ronald Martrn leaves hrs empty places on B K sports frelds to you ll see next year Madelrne Crosrer leaves wrth the hope she won t have to come back George Crosrer leaves hrs hot Chev to John Gardrner Eleanor Tompkrns leaves her good trmes at B K to her srsters Dorothy Shafer leaves her love for shorthand to Carolyn Mrller Marlene LeBurs leaves Mr Sherwrn the Job of frndrng another lazy Senror to sort the marl for hrm Bob Swarn leaves hrs secret of gettrng Coach s equrpment to Jerry Martrn Bob Mrller leaves hrs car to next year s wrnner of the safe drrver award Harold Hammersharmb leaves hrs talent for gettrng rnto trouble rn Physrcs class to Jrm Decker Don Prtcher leaves hrs math notebook to Mrs Wrrght Rrchard Schanz leaves perrod' Eddre Cooper leaves hrs oratory abrlrty to Delores Frgel Charles Sloger leaves hrs quret ways to Chyrl Proper Catherrne Snyder leaves her love for cheerleadrng to Ellen Stark Mrllard Swart leaves all hrs unread books to Marvrn Becker Jerry Cross leaves Mrs Wrrght two tons of unfrnrshed homework papers Wally Schoenborn leaves many more numbers to put rn the scorebook for B K Thora Walters leaves her love for Berne Knox to the Junrors. , . . Q . . , , . n Q Q Q . , . . . Q Q . . , . . . . Q - 1 Q Q . . , . , . . Q Q . . . ' Q vw - Q. Q . . . , . . . . , . - - rv n - Q ' . Q . . . . . ,, . ,, . Q . . . , . . Q - - 1 - 11 - .- - Q Q Q Q . - Q Q Q Q Q