Berne Knox Central Schools - Memoir Yearbook (Berne, NY)

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Company Charter We, the Seniors of Berne-Knox, do hereby declare this our last will and testament. To Berne-Knox we leave our fondest memories of wonderful times. To Mr. Schoenbom we leave our thanks for his guidance and direction through our years at B-K. To Mr. Zimmer we leave his new guidance room with the hope that his neighbors next year will be quieter. To Mr. Sberwin we leave the new switchboard in hopes he'll learn to use it. To Mrs. Swick we leave a year's subscription to Hot Rodin place of Shakespeare. To Mrs. Parker we leave our humble thanks for her patieuce and help in our yearbook. To Mr. Mustico we leave a year’s supply of chip-proof chalk. To Mr. Sbaul we leave a 12x12, picture windowed office with air conditioning and snack bar. To Mrs. Wright we leave the hopes that next year's trig class will be more capable of doing originals. To Mr. Favreau we leave a room full of speedy electric typewriters. To Mrs. Osterhout we leave a round-trip ticket for all expense paid vacation in France. To Mr. Fennessy we leave an instruction manual for running movie projectors in Salesmanship. To Mr. Gitlow we leave the hopes that he will receive the B-K safe driving award. To Mr. Jacobs we leave a pair of platform shoes to enable him to confer with the J, V. team face to face, to Mr. Boy-den we leave an enlarged and more complete shop for next year's students to dismantle. To Mrs. Yarm-chuk we leave a steel reinforced living room set designed for heavy wear and tear. To Miss Figurski we leave five less girls to help line the soccer field. Eugene Becker leaves his ability to study to Richard Shanz. Frances Benedict leaves her love for male teachers to anyone who dares to take it. Richard Bens leaves his happiest memories of B-K to his brother Tom. Irving Bouton leaves his quiet disposition to his brother John. Wilma Brenneman leaves her red hair and freckles to Carolyn Garrison. Janice Carl leaves her fifth period seat In the office to anyone with nimble fingers to wrap money. Pete Connor leaves a monkey wrench to anyone who likes to monkey around with cars. Joan Cooke leaves the few telephone poles still standing to her sister Janice. Marilyn Cornell leaves her preference for certain Greenville guys to Janet Blair -- (all except one.) Shirley Dexter leaves her ability to throw erasers to other girls who're brave enough to try. Shirley Duell leaves her love for cheering and the fun of future ball games to Shirley Talltnan. Freda Dutton leaves her cashier job to Pat Snyder. Barbara Filkins leaves her cheerleading outfit with the hope Miss Figurski can find someone small enough to fit in it. John Garry leaves the mimeograph machine to anyone who wants to get out of Mrs. Parker's class. Carol Glebitz leaves her love for the opposite sex to -- sorry she'll keep that forever! William Goblet leaves his ability to always be on time to his brother Jim. Helen Golden leaves her ballpoint pen to next year's Senior new reporter. John Herholz leaves his arguments in Human Relations Class unfinished for next year's class. Kenneth Horl leaves his excuses for not having his homework done to Harold Hammershaimb. Douglas Jones leaves his Algebra books to anyone who needs them. William Kaehler leaves his love (?) for Social studies to Harold DeVoe. David Komjathy leaves his love for Fords to George Crosier. Marjorie Lendrum leaves her statistician job to anyone who thinks he'd like it. Alberta Litts leaves a battery of unanswerable questions to the B-K library. Robert McCormick leaves his unused razor blades to LeRoy Schoonmaker. John Keppler leaves his accident-free record to LeKoy Schoonmaker. Joseph McManama leaves his problems of staying eligible to Robert Swain. Ralph Miller leaves his future Studebakcr with Caddy engine to Charles Lendrum. Richard Milner leaves his charming way with Mr. Boyden to Joseph Salzer. John Nelson leaves his full-race Plymouth engine to Donald Pitcher. Ray Pitcher leaves his quiet ways to Marty Snyder. Richard Rapp leaves his engineer boots to Roger Smith. Linda Sisson leaves her love for science to Pat Komjathy. Roberta Stevens leaves her subtle ways with boys to Marlene LeBuis. Hugo Veit leaves his unfinished Science questions for Bob Swain to take up next year. Dolores Vincent leaves her blonde hair to anyone who can't afford peroxide. Dale Waldron leaves his curly hair to Jim Decker. George Walk leaves his two front teeth on the cafeteria counter to anyone who needs them. Helen Walters leaves her love for clothes to Pat Betts. Barbara Wilber leaves Berne-Knox bewildered. Jean and Janet Wright leave B-K still guessing which is Jean and which

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Juture 'Development Program GENE BECKER is in England, reviewing the early inhabitants of Great Britain to find out if they really did Invent the now famous crew-cut. If they did. Gene plans to sue his barber. FRAN BENEDICT finally did something wrong. She dropped a stitch in her knitting for the Navajo Indians. They are pretty riled up about it. DICK BETTS is the nation's newest and most popular crooner. His latest recording is, Go Ahead and Leave Me, I've Got my Goldfish. IRV BOUTON is the commanding officer in the Albany unit of the National Guard. He likes the part-time work. WILLIE BRENNEMAN has developed a freckle remover. It worked wonders on her and she is willing to share it with all girls who have freckles. JAN CARL was known to take shorthand faster than anyone else in the world. They are still looking for it. PETE CONNOR has broken into Hollywood to do Rhett Butler in the revival of the film, Gone With The Wind. JOAN COOKE it is rumored, will drive her own Bulck Roadmaster in the 1976 attempts to break Chevrolet's 1956 record on Pikes Peak. MARILYN CORNELL is our lady ambassador to the peace-loving island of lower Slobvia. Wc are now at war with lower Slobovia. SHIRLEY DUELL is lost in a snowbank in Alaska. Oh well, she's got her love to keep her warm. FREDA DUTTON owns Westerlo's first Automat. She always did love to play with small change. BARBARA FILKINS is back at Berne-Knox, helping the seniors with their yearbook. She really did enjoy it. JOHN GARRY is working on a little custom job which he calls the car of the past, present, and future. The car has GM motor, overdrive, power seats, windows, and windshield wipers. It is also only 12 long so therefore solves tne panting problem. CAROL GIEBITZ is now a hairdresser in New York, her specialty is her own creation, the Corvet Crew Cut, designed for girls with naturally straight hair. HELEN GOLDEN is working on a vaccine for mosquito bites. She plans on making millions. JACK HERHOLZ is the Editor-In-Chief of the New York Times. He really learned a lot by working on Static. KEN HORL is driving his new Farm-All tractor all over the countryside. He plans on entering it in the sports car races in Langhorn, Pennsylvania. BILL KAEHLER just returned from Africa where he taught typewriting to the natives. Typewriter sales have gone up considerably. JOHNNY KEPPLER is back at Berne-Knox, taking Coach's place in Driver Education. He is known for his safe driving. DAVE KOMJATHY is the president of the Live Alone and Like It club of East Beme, New York. He has quite an organization, but few members attend the meetings; it seems they like to be alone, so stay away from the club. MARGIE LENDRUM is in India teaching the natives the Can Can. We understand she made quite a hit. ALBERTA LITTS just completed a book entitled, How To Win Friends and Influence People through Algebra. RALPH MILLER and his steady Studebaker have recently broken the sound barrier. Some are waiting for him to repair it, but he hasn't slowed up yet. RICHARD MILNER grew. He is now the tallest man in the world and is working with the Rlngllng Brothers, Bam urn and Baily circus. JOHN NELSON is preparing to run for his 5th term in the presidential elections in two years. He reformed RAY PITCHER was entered in the South American Marble Tournament, but he returned brokenhearted; on the way, he lost his marbles. DICK RAPP has developed a three legged chicken. He has reported that his chicken can run faster than the ordinary two legged species. LINDA SISSON is a model for the Coca Cola Company. She is the new elf with the coke cap on her head. ROBERTA STEVENS is still patiently writing letters to Bob who re-enlisted. That boy will make general yet. HUGO VEIT is making a bomb that he calls his Surprise Package. He sets it and no one, not even Hugo, knows when it will go off... He was a nice kid. DOLORES VINCENT owns her own dude ranch where she teaches the ladles how to ride horseback. The men must follow the women in cars, just in case. DALE WALDRON has just completed his survey; he now knows every unmarried girl's address, telephone number, and height! He b also dated up nntil the fifth of July, 2099. GEORGE WALK, president of the Hold Me Tight Dental Plate Co., reports sales well over the million mark. HELEN WALTERS has organized her own basketball team, the Westerlo Maprunners. They play the Harlem Globetrotters soon. BARBARA WILBER designed the new capital building of East Glouchester. The Inhabitants have moved to West Gloucester. JEAN and JANET WRIGHT are in service for the Red Cross. They are concluding their overseas duty in Tibet, where they are treating snake charmers for snake bites....

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NAME KNOWN AS USUALLY FOUND Frances B. Fran Dancing Richard B. Dick Pete and Sally's Janice C. Janny Connting Money Peter C. Pete 12:08 Club Joan C. Speedo Driving Shirley D • Shiri With Lou Marilyn C. Marilyn Foxenkill Barbara F. Barb At Jlggs Linda S. Linda Almost Anywhere Marjorie L. Margie Pat's Ranch Alberta L • Al Home Jean W. Jean In The Grades Janet W. Janet The Nurse's Office Freda D. Fredda In Her Big Chrysler John H. Jack Doing Homework Kenneth 1 i. Ken On A Tractor Rudolph P Ray With Sabu Dolores V Dodo Home Roberta S. Bobbie With Carol caroi Carrot With Some Fellas Helen G. Marie Studying William G. Bill Sleeping Richard M. Squeak Setting Up Pins John N. Sabu In the Office John G. Johnny At the Mimeo Machine Richard R. Dick At the Bowling Alleys Douglas J. Buck Hunting David K. Butch At Madeline's Robert M. Bud Anywhere Shirley D. Shiri Home Ralph M. Lead-Foot Delmar Hugo V. Kraut In the Lunch Line William K. Willy Taking Pan in Arguments George W • George On the Farm Wilma B. Red Square Dancing Barbara W • Barb Rooting For B-K Eugene B. Gene Gym Irving B. lravadink In Salesmanship Dale W. Curly Playing Basketball Helen W. Shrimp Reading juscpil Mt. Joe Dancing John K. Johnny Coach's Office KNOWN FOR I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER Lady-like Way Good Times Dancing Games at Saratoga Ability to Act Class Plays Hi Scooter Junior and Senior Picnic Her Cool Green Buick Joe Bailey Antic with Dick Coach Talking '55 Junior and Senior Picnic Getting Ray in Trouble My Neat (?) Locker Mate Her Neatness Mrs. Fennessy's S.H. Her Quiet Ways The Teachers Her Innocent Remarks All die Kids Helping Mrs. Saddlemlre Band and Dance Band Helping Mrs. Morey Senior Class Her Neighborhood Christmas Vacation His Glasses Mr. Gitlow’s Narrow Escapes His Muscles Mrs. Swlck's Tests Censored!!! Human Relations Class Her Laugh Social Studies Class Being Loyal to One Man My Junior Year Her Innocent Parties Mr. Jacobs and Latin Class Her Good Marks My Classmates Cutting Classes After the Games His Freckles Agricultural Class His Peace-loving Ways Mr. Mustlco His Locker Door Mrs. Wright Changing Tires Mr. Boyden's Agriculture Class Flathead Ford Noon Hour with Mr. Mustlco His Quietness Florida His Personality The Basketball Games Her Giggle Berne-Knox Daily Naps in Class Basketball Games His Inventions Quiet Mechanical Drawing Class A Real Good Guy The Girls in B-K His Great Big Smile Driving to School Her Red Hair Schoharie Movies Her Cute Hair Style Albuquerque His Brush Hair Cut Dick Rapp's Clowning His Easy-going Ways salesmanship His Curly Hair Shirl's Little Red Car Artistic Ability Mrs. Parker's Band Period His Laugh School Dances His Driving Coach