Berne Knox Central Schools - Memoir Yearbook (Berne, NY)

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NAME Eleanor Bassler John Boucher Warren Carl Chuck Coogan John Dooley John Egan Russell Greene Emnly Haluska Carl Jensen Delores Kluppel Alvin Lalham John MacMullen Belly Marlun Karl May Ed McManama Rnchard Nelson Joyce Norlhrup Alex Pedersen Edna Saddlemure Elsue Warner Charlue Wrllsey Phyllus Wullsle Lynn Wlnlers Toolle Waldron PASTIME douna alma l anylhung kallng wulh Mary s andmg un lhe hall w lh Aluda drnvmg s ar blnshung lalkung77777 rlovnung d awung lakun puclures doung homework chasung gurls helpmg Mr Boyden dancung whusllung Marue making model aurplanes gellnng lhe Slaluc oul on lrme combung lhose waves un hus aur walchung baskelball games laughing lalkung un sludy hall wnlmg secl noles Cheerleadrng workung77?777 FAVORITE EXPRESSION My word' Thal ll be all r ghl l-ley' Drop dead Y E A H7 ee e Oh Bug deal Oh creep Hey Hollywood' Yup Who me7 Oh yeah'77 Aw nuls' l-luh7 Hokue socks Oh yeah k1d7 Jeepers' Wouldnl lhal lrosl y Q Well lor Pele s sake' lsnl lhal somelhung l don l care ILL ALWAYS REMEMBER A lol ol lhungs lea ang Phyllu Kan a I foolball leam The Bronx our unlervuew wulh lhe Dodgers How well Muss Baller shall and l gol along domg covers lor lhe Slaluc lhe gurls nufly lullys sessuons un heallh F F A my lursl year al B Doc Wesel e lronl corrudor Rupps ouur Junuor Prom peruod Qnel Home Wedding one nughl aller ay praclace class meelungs sullung on lhe llle Feb l948 socuol sludues homework AMBITION e my drnv en army general permanenl wave salesman own a Cadullac hour slylusl lor bald headed women Mayor ol Brooklyn lobacco aucluoneer lo be a second Rembrandl prlvale phologropher ol Ava Gardner N B C churnes operalor make Weslerlo capulal o U S buy a new Chrysler marry a cowboy s :ence leacher Crooner aurplane mechanuc Phulco TV salesman lelevusuon and rad o elerlncuan gel a man 'uve In Fonda lo have a Republican presudenl m el Bung lo be Mrs Unlumnle Wl-lO'S WHO AT B K C S ' V 5 ' , ' ! g,l 'er's lif' se s ' ' ' 5 . s' 's ' ' ' ' . lhe lrip lo s s C'ly - i . . .. hi nc ., I , ' ..... S 7 ' ' ' . l A Ee- -el ' - ' ' u ' ,nol ' ' ' , sl ' ' , . . ' l' . . A . lh ' . . . ' Mr. . . . . . . I . . ' , . ' . Blh ' 4' I . . h . 4 . . J ' ' a? ' pl f ' Q A I ' ':!7ll: l? ' l?ll '

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A SCHEDULE OF THINGS TO COME This is Prunella Larsons, alias Lynn Winfers, bring- ing you fhe lafesf gossip from Sfafion l.C.U. Berne, New York. Exclusive foday--news of fhe members of fhe Class of I950, graduafes of Berne- Knox School. My firsf exclusive-Richard Nelson has iusf dis- covered an enfirely new mefhod of doing algebra and frigonomefry. second exclusive-Eleanor Bassler, fhe famous has recenfly been playing duefs wifh Presi- Edna Saddlemire is running a mafrimonial bureau fhrough which she gives all old maids her casf-off husbands. Russell Greene, fhe successful wresfler seen on Television every Tuesday nighf, is quiffing his pro- fession because his opponenfs have pulled ouf all of his beaufiful ,wavy hair. John Boucher, champion roller-skafer of fhe world, is sfarfing a new roller-rink in Alfamonf. Emily Haluska, fhe famous fashion designer for Vogue. has designed a verfically sfriped dress for fall girls. John Dooley is now a professor af Yale. He leaches a special course on How 'ro Talk wifh a Brooklyn Accent We have iusf received news fhaf Charlie Willsey has leff hurriedly for Alaska. lf seems fhaf someone lold him fhe Republican parfy was winning an elec- 141 from reliable sources fhaf Phyllis is geffing Phofographers' Award for his world-famous picfure enfifled Lamour's Limbs. John MacMillen has laryngifis and hasn'f been able fo speak a word for weeks. We hear he is suffering ferribly. Chick Coogan now runs fhe Jerky Jalopy Co. He produces old. broken-down cars for fellows who can'+ afford new ones. Alex Pedersen has faken Red Skelfon's parf of fhe mean lil' kid on Skel'ron's radio show. Hollywood, Jiggs Fizz Founfain. All 'rhe sfars come fhere for his specialfy- purple ice cream. We hear Elsie Warner is now assisfanf fo Digger O'Dell. We can'f imagine her nof laughing long enough fo conducf a funeral. This is Prunella Larsons saying good nighf for fhis week. Tune in nexf week, same fime, some sfafion, for fhe lafesf news from Berne. ELEANOR BASSLER.

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161 We The Senrors aT Berne Knox do hereoy make publrsh and declare Thrs To be our lasT wrll and TesTamenT To Berne Knox we leave pleasanT memorres of many happy days To Mr Schoenborn we leave a bushel OT asprrrn To cure The headaches we caused hrrn To Mr Sherwrn we leave whaTs leTT oT hrs new TypewrrTer To Mrss BaTTershall we leave one less drsease To caTch aT a crrTrcal Trme chrcken pox To Mr Mason we leave less norse Trom The drum secTron To Mr Shaul we leave nexT year s classes To hold acTrvrTres and rnTerTere wrTh hrs gym perrods To Mr Rrpps we leave a carload oT new cough drops The SensaTronal SooThrng ThroaT Revrvers To Mrs WrrghT we leave an auTomaTrc wasTe baskeT To collecT chewrng gum To Mr Favreau we leave a new Salesmanshrp c ass wrTh we hope a Tew boys Mr Morrow we leave The hope ThaT he wall have a larger French III class nexT year Mrs Yarmchuk we leave a cupboard Tor her apples so The rovrng hands of The sTudenTs wonT Trnd Them To Mr Boyden we leave a plane ThaT rs abso luTely guaranTeed noT To cuT off anyone s Trnger To Mr Wesel we leave whaT laboraTory equrp menT we haven T exploded or dropped and broken To Mrss Brrdger we leave a Tew less boys To boTher her To Mr Zrmmer we leave The problem oT sTrarghT enrng ouT The mess aT TrckeT money Trom The acTrvrTres To Mrs Lockwood we leave our love srncere Thanks and graTrTude Tor The unfarlrng help she gave us rn our dramaTrc endeavors To Mrs Morey we leave The beds rn her oTTrce empTy Tor a change unTrl They re Taken over by nexT year s worn ouT Senrors To The Junrors we leave The glorres 77 oT berng Senrors To The Sophomores we leave our srncere sym paThres rn Tryrng To keep up wrTh The Junrors and rn succeedrng To The Freshmen we leave our brrghT ouTlook To carry Them Through The nexT Three years Eleanor Bassler leaves her qureT vorce and man ner To Jean O Brren John Boucher leaves has broTher AnThony here To Take up where he leTT off Warren Carl leaves Alrda enTrrely aT The mercy of The Berne Knox Romeos Charles Coogan leaves hrs vehrcle Troubles To STanley Kocsrs John Dooley leaves hrs Brooklyn accenT To sorry he s Takrng rT wrTh hum John Egan leaves hrs shy Trmrd manners To GusTy Mrller Russell Greene leaves hrs romanhc rdeas To Bobby Morey Emrly Haluska wrlls her agreeable drsposrTron To Kenny Duell Carl Jensen leaves hrs wavy Tresses To all grrl band members Tor parades on rarny nrghTs Delores Klrppel leaves her Tull 7 rnk boTTle To anyone who needs rnk Alvrn LaTham leaves hrs place on The baskeTball Team To hrs broTher BeTTy MarTrn wrlls her herghT To BeaTrrce Saddle mrre Karl May leaves hrs abrlrTy To crack knuckles wrTh rhyThmrc Tempo To Reed DeLaVergne Edmund McManama leaves hrs beamrng smrle To Rerd Cooke John MacMrllen wrlls hrs boomrng vorce To all TuTure cheerleaders Rrchard Nelson leaves hrs love of arrplanes and moTors To KermrT Warner Joyce NorThrup leaves her love Tor long harr To Alrda Kronsburg Alex Pedersen leaves us all wonderrng why he was so aTTracTed To The mrmeograph machrne Edna Saddlemrre leaves her school sprrrT To all TuTure Berne Knoxers Marrlyn Waldron leaves her abrlrTy To love buT one To Jane Egan Elsre Warner wrlls her grggles and her abrlrTy To laugh aT everyThrng To Ann Whrpple Charles Wrllsey leaves hrs habrT oT borrowrng To Bob McCann Phyllrs Wrllsre leaves her brg brown eyes oops she II need Them' Carolyn WrnTers wrlls her Trankness To CharloTTe Crawford 1 - . T . . l . ' y., - . I . .I V D . . - .1 . . To . ' . To . D ' .