Berne Knox Central Schools - Memoir Yearbook (Berne, NY)

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. l Juli jM'Z. .f ?f,'fL.eM.? e.si..,CLAss PRQPHECY '49ERS STRIKE AGAIN, JUNE 1, 1959 Here is a page from the Berne-Knox-Westerlo Times edited by George Lockwood that -X eminent, illustrious, celebrated, glorious, noted, and far-famed citizen of the great metropolis f-- A 9 X, P Lf 'N Xxqng XZ-W Q2 Y! ff-K! C! 5 , X Mx l 4 .X gf , TN 4, 25 K of Westerlo. CHAMPION TYPIST OF THE WORLD Miss Viola Clickman has just been named the new champion typist of the world. Her record speed is 200 words a minute. She has also invented a new typewriter that types backwards. Its use is unknown at the present time. LECTURER TO SPEAK HERE Mr. Robert Warner the fa- mous lecturer is to give a speech entitled The Silent Type at the town hall on Wednesday night, June 3. HELP WANTED Mr. Robert Whipple the president of the F.F.A. is des- perate. He is still trying to get to Kansas City again. BIG GAME HUNTER RETURNS Back from the wilds of darkest Africa comes Fear- less Filkins that famous big game hunter. After relating her daring and dangerous ex- perience with ferocious beasts she was asked which animal she preferred to hunt. Her ex- citing answer was deer, ' MOST DISTINGUISHED MAN CHOSEN At a recent meeting of the D.D.T. CDandy Distinguished Typesj, Mr. Charles Bassler, a confirmed bachelor, was chosen as the most distinguished member. BERNE BEWARE Edwin Combs, that notor- ious play-boy has just arrived in Berne. It seems that New York was too tame for him. 11 ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN Dear Miss Joslyn, I am 83 years old and I have just decided to get married. Can you help me? Perplexed Dear Perplexed, If I were your age I would be perplexed too. Irene Joslyn NEW SHOW ON STATION JIM Station J I M has announc- ed that it will take on a new show, Feeney's Fantastic Feats, headed by the famous comedian James F eeney. NEW TEACHER AT BERNE-KNOX It has been announced to- day that the new homemaking teacher at Berne-Knox is Miss Anna Snyder of Westerlo. One of her first resolutions was to ban the use of the homemak- ing room furniture for plays. SINGER AT STORK CLUB That famous dark-eyed sin- ger, Miss Wilhelmina Klersy, made a special appearance at the Stork Club last night. The whole New York City police force was needed to control the mob of autograph seekers. PARIS AGAIN Miss Doris Johanson is now on her way to Paris as buyer for the Westerlo Real Hose store, one of the largest in the world. This is her fifth trip this week. Could business be that good? LEARN TO DANCE AT DOT AND PEG'S operated by The sensational pair who danced their way to fame- Dorothy Pitcher and Margaret La Grange. DO YOU WORRY ABOUT FLAT TIRES AND FAULTY BRAKES when riding in cars or buses? THEN TRAVEL BY PLANE operating between the cities of Westerlo and Berne. Operated by Miss DELORES SCHANZ BEST SELLER According to book experts today's leading best seller is How to Win and Hold Your Man written by Miss Carole Wielt. Surprisingly enough, more copies are sold to men than to women. SUCCESS AT LAST Miss Barbara Traver and Miss Irene Atkins have at last achieved what they wanted most. Because of their great demand for child parts, their motto has been Let me grow up. Taking matters into their own hands they have pro- duced, with themselves as stars, a sensational presenta- tion of Macbeth. ARE YOU WEAK? UNABLE TO HOLD UP YOUR BASS HORN? THEN attend claire: at BENEDICT'S MUSCLE BUILDING SALON Also excercises for increasing height.

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