Berlin Central School - Mountaineer Yearbook (Berlin, NY)

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TV 6« most versatile Doris and Rodney shortest June and Herry most sincere June and Hillar biggest flirts Arlene and Arthur class clowns Joan S. and Billy busiest Aud and Hillar most original Elaine and Billy most changeable Eunice and Bob quietest Joan J. and Bob done most for B.C.S. Aud and Hillar done most for class Doris and Hillar most dependable Ruth and Allen most musical Eunice and Hillar most studious Ruth and Hillar best dressed Doris and Johnny Best Class in B. C. S. Seniors” Best Faculty Advisor Mr. Earle Hewett

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 has biggest drag with faculty Eunice and Hillar needs biggest drag with faculty Joan and Billy most likely to succeed Ruth and Hillar most important US most motherly fatherly Aud and Rodney best looking Doris and Arthur best sports Arlene and Rodney cutest Arlene and Allen most friendly Arlene Allen class lovers Joan and Jerry best figures Doris and Arthur happiest Arlene and Billy most picked on Elaine and Jerry smartest ' most popular Doris and Allen most mischevious Joan S. and Billy

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 It is now 1960 and the setting is in a large Japanese hotel. The reunion is not to meet until about half an hour. But here comes John Goodermote who evi- dently decided to leave early from his tea plantation on a small island just south of Tokyo. Johnny is so tall that he doesn't need ladders to pick Tetley’s tiny tea leaves from the top of the trees while Carol and the nine children pick the leaves nearer the bottom. He is usually late for his dates but due to the speed of Doris Goodermote's sampan, he arrived early. Doris married Arnie and not John which is evident from the fact that she charged John 15 yen for the ride to the mainland. She has a monopoly on the sam- pan business, so he had no choice. Doris and Arnie now have twin boys and a girl, so she has pilots for her sampans. After arriving on the mainland they were dangerously transported to the reunion in a rickshaw driven by Bob Higgens himself. As Bob owns an entire rickshaw business it seems inevitable that he should have trouble with union strikes. Bob has five children, who, if necessity strikes, can operate the rickshaws. But if the union threatens to strike, he simply places an order with Rodney Huff for Hari-Kari swords. Rod owns a large corporation which exclusively deals in Hari-Kari swords, all sizes, styles but with only high prices and one use---suicide! The next to arrive is Bill Palmer who builds earthquake proof houses tor anyone who can afford to pay for them. The main problem with these houses is that in a heavy storm or strong wind they invari- ably collapse. Bill is developing a new style house which is both earthquake proof, water proof and wind proof. Here comes Audrey Burke, Ruth Ellis and Hillar and Eunice lives. Burkie is a famous international relations expert who has already helped to avert three major wars. Ruth is a teacher in a Japanese central school and is earning 500 yen a week (which in American money is about $2. 00). Ruth married the principal who makes 17, 500 yen a week (that’s $70). So she has no financial problems. As for Hillar and Eunice, Hillar is a scientific researcher in the field of human diseases and like Dr. Salk, he uses his five children for guinea pigs. Eunice is his scientific private secretary. It’s a good thing she can type. Entering now is Art Maxon who owns a silk worm business. He has just finished settling a lawsuit with Elaine and Bob Michaels because the pesky beetles from Elaine's rice paddies have been attacking Art's hybrid silk worms and killing them. The settlement made between them was that Elaine had to pay for planting ginkho trees for silkworm food and for a beetle-proof fence around Art's silkworm pastures. Elaine and Bob have two rice planters of their own. Page 22