Berkeley Preparatory High School - Buccaneer Yearbook (Tampa, FL)

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I, Tim Allen, being of deranged mind and sound body, leave Wylie to torment and offend the entire school at his discretion. I leave Dr. Woodward a Cer- tified Treasury of Bad und Offensive Iokes, and a 1959 Ford to chase people with. I, Lang Adler, give propriety of my house to Tom Iamieson. To Forrest, I leave a nickel tip and to Shea my Epiphany book. To Melaney, I give season tickets to the Bandits' games and to Mrs. Hoover, a paper. I, Andrea, being the darkest member leave the chorus my sambo doll to fill the quota. I also leave to Mr. D. a year's subscription to Tye-Dye Today, Lastly, I leave Robbie a watch so that he can pro- gress from the Boom stage. In sound mind and perfected body, I leave Kari Moe my patience and social grace and a piece of chalk to count the days 'til Iuly 16, 1984. I, Debbie Bodenstien, being of crazy mind and lazy body leave to Brett my New York accent and to Alan Hoeksema my loud mouth. To Melanie a new teacher of the facts of life and to Dag a fan as good as I. To Deveaux the nickname L.N.O. and to Forrest jewelry to match his tux. I, Karen Campbell, being of sick mind and lazy body leave to Alyssa strong legs - to maintain her reputation. To Laurie Pidcock, I leave another year with our best friendlsl. To Tony, the ability to talk his way out of the dugout. To lean Pinkston, A seat belt for riding with M.M. To Alan H. Sunflower seeds and toothpaste. I, Nan Daily, leave to Iohna and Yram a date without another couple. To Alan Hoeksema, I leave success in finding another D.Z. friend like ours to make you feel smart. I, Tom Dixon, leave to my fellow P.A.S. my I.D. card my complete cliff note library and all my privileges. Also, I leave to Tommy a new set of long underwear and to the snake, and mood cube. I, Tom Gregory, being of open mind and unavailable body do bequeath: my unaccepted Harvard acceptance to anyone who wishes to provoke the ire of Ms. Gibbs, my eratic in- fielding ability to Fran and Will, and my ability to get shafted to the most deserving scapegoat of Berkeley. I, Kathleen, being of relieved mind and never again appearing body leave Deveaux a sincere smile, to William Senior girls who love him like we do. To all of the girls left - a baseball team as sexy as '83's. I, Mike Farley, being of drunken mind and large body leave Tom and Forrest, Leon Ir. to aid them next yearg I leave Deveaux, rationali- ty and the Iuniors a maid for the lounge, to the Sophomores morale and to Will a chest. I, Kim Ford, give to my brother the will power and strength to make it through his and her twelfth and thirteenth years at Berkeley. More power to ya, Albert.

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Last Will Testament Y 1 1 uf --K lllfgulr--'fr :-,g:.-:.-.:'-- 'L.'5..-:'.. .?.:'E .4-snuff' wusllll umlwll pain! fulfil' ,punish 'sngrnf 393' F5119 adam nquduille ma , f,':L Q snub' unngniifr :minus 1306i museum :qui unusual: Mind? I M ,,, kat, Q: K guns' ' L N-+ ' Y' ' ,sg .E ., e s ...i ... ., ...X -- -3 ---Q---.t ..s..., I, Larry Bloch, being of sound body but erratic mind, do hereby bequeath the 4.9 V-8 SUAVE II scout for long range tactical beer hunts to Steve Davis and Will Knight, I would also like to present Ms. Gibbs and Mrs. Chavez with matching designer frilly black French maids' uniforms and gold em- bossed dust mops in the hopes that their senses of humor will continue to mature with age. I, Eric Schwartz, being of lean body, leave the Strategic Urban Assault Vehi- cle to Will Knight along with two telephone books. I, Steve Adrian, leave the Dr. Wood- ward season tickets to the 1983 Georgia Bulldog football games, and lots of patience. I, Iimmy Barker lL,A.,R.A.l leave my K.O.A. position to the pledge-butt, Steve Leal. The Turbo Nva I leave to Tony Nichols for enhanced Bell cruising, along with a big yo-yo. To lill Cooper, my sensuous banana eating talent, and to her sister, a confused-but-fond farewell. I, Alan Divers, being of majestic mind and body, grant Deveaux R. her freedom: to Ianet Gessner I leave 100 Ways to Score u Bee: and to my dearest land onlyl brother Brett Divers, who already gets my room and most important- ly my phone, I leave my parking space and of- ficial stud sunglasses. ll would leave my edible underwear, but I'll need thatlj I, janet Gessner, usually of sound mind and body hereby bequeath the following: to my sister Susan, I leave my Chamberlain football team roster complete with phone numbers: to Katherine Frazier I give my title as Political Decoy at the Georgetown MUN, a book enti- tled How to Leave Your Male Competitors In the Dust, and ofcourse, I leave her the French Club. To Katherine and her other friends, I leave wild weekends chasing guys at the beach and Mission Bel I, Kitty O'Neil, being free from logical defect do hereby go without taking any of the persons, things, items, etc., now to be named . . .To len- nifer O'Neil, the ability to foresee the future, and, as previous O'Neil's have done, to choose the best suitable automobile for yourself, the hope that she will not have a share in the using up of the Sirine: and to Doug McCammon I leave a smile and a wink, only to return for him someday. I, Nick Paras, being of sound mind and car leave to next year's senior class the ability to get dates-to the prom without major problems. We, the Girl's Varsity Soccer Studettes lMims, Alison, Lynn, Kitty, Dawn, Iudy, and Bethl being of excellent bodies do passionately leave Fran and Lydia the ability to harass Coach and admire his body up to our tradi- tional standards. 35

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V, ff A le, Q' . L- ia, tw, lwz, I 1 I, jill Frye, leave to Tory an emergen- cy preppie kit equipped with needle, thread, and Izod alligators in assorted colors. To Coach Kenney, a terminal case of laryengitis. To Laurie, Alyssa and Annie, 3 sets of earplugs in case Coach Kenney recovers. I, Robert Hale, being of lazy mind and body to hereby leave to Quaalude, my tattered goalie gloves, to Bill Dierksen, a cure for his slice: to physics students, the horrible horrendous hundred, and to all those unfortunate juniors, my parking space and the notebook H1000 Ways to Get to Lunch. I, David Hochberg, being of neither sound mind nor body, give my flat nose dolphins to Melaney Amos. I would also like to leave Brett Divers my How To Play Tight-End book. To Mr. D., I leave nebulous math problems, and to Deveaux Robinson, I leave her sweet, untouched image I, Bina Kumar, being of mature mind and fashionable body leave to Mrs. Macfarlane - Amy Stern, to David Ward - Amy Stern, to Geroge Baxter - Amy Stern. to Amy Stern - Mrs. Mac- farlane, David Ward and George Baxter. Also, a dress for the prom and a bag of polos for her shirts. To Alan Hoeksema, a quick decision for a date to the prom. I, Melissa, being of ever changing mind and lazy body leave to T.I., L.A., and T.W. abundant funds for their late night snacks and a BMW to enter in a demolition derby - without me in it. To lean Pinkston I leave a tub big enough for five and a pumpkin, six mice and a fairy-godmother for after 12. I, Wayne Olson, being of sound mind and large body, leave to my sister Cheryl, my rolling wreck II think it was a Mustang oncel and to Trevor I leave my membership in the Senior Lounge Ping Pong Association. Being of Sound body and whatever I, Slick, hereby bequeath my Porsche Galaxian with the rules of the road clearly printed on the hood, as well as the Porsche place to Steve Davis. I, Sharon, being of no mind and all body, leave Alan H. - a bra. To Forrest Boushall, jewelry to go with his tux. To Deveaux, I leave a new wardrobe lpreferably in fashionj. To Iamie Cohn a relationship. I, Shereen Saba, of healthy body and frazz- led mind, grant to Mr. Iones, unlimited use of Air-India's Maharajah Lounges. To my brother Rashid, I leave 5 years of anticipation for Mr. Iones' racist jokes. I, Trae Williams, being of under-estimated mind and no body, leave to Tom I. another year of dogging and whaling, reduction course, and a lifetime friendship. To F.B. a course on how to not be so nice 916.00 tips, be seriousl To Coach Fenlon, I just want you to know that basketball season cost me 112 bucks land you know what that went to.1 I, Liz Woodrow, being of sick mind and lazy body, leave Will Knight a younger date to the prom, to Alyssa Katz I leave a night IN with our best friend - Ms? To Alan Hoeksema I leave the ability to get as tan as me. To Dara Petrozelli, I leave the ability to not become totally overcome with senioritis. Lastly, to Dag I Leave the ability to get things done without my help. lBooM!j I, Beth Zacharias, being of questionable mind and sound body do hereby bequeath the following: To the Big Kahuna, a permission slip to attend a history field trip chaperoned by Maria D. To Robin Bloom, the VIP suite on the 7th floor of General Hospital. To Leslie Mat- thews, another year in Purgatory. 37