Berkeley High School - Olla Podrida Yearbook (Berkeley, CA)

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The Student Committee on Teacher Performance (S.C.O.T.P.) reached new heights of productivity this year. Due to a lack of funds, members, time, and stu- dent body enthusiasm, the club did not publish a 1983 version of their best- seller “Student Handbook”, which con- tains student made evaluations of the teachers at B.H.S. 1) (S.C.O.T.P.) (L to R) Daria Siekhaus, Marleen Sacks, Anne Many, Juliet Stamper. 2) Anne and Juliet discuss the incredible performance of the B.H.S. teaching staff. 3) Marleen and Daria peddle their book. Photos by Carl Posey 28

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An Oxymoron is a self contradicting phrase. Their genesis precluded their existence. Inspired by a drab vision of a sea horse on a camel selling pancakes, they have set out to compose a plain symposium of their gossipy philosophy of progressive decay towards a less and more harmonius serendipity without prepositional excess. Thus, their simple past will have made the future perfect for their authentically absurd and deeply irreligious contrition. That is to say they would be profoundly trite, but they are. They consist of military intel- ligents, jumbo shrimp, sophomores and other non-members. As they say to all: “God’s luck and good speed.” 1) Eric Rader checks the time. 2) Charles checks the news. 3) The Oxymorons (1-r): Oren “Moostapha” Shiu, Colin Mosher , Dan “Tryptamine” Ru- derman, Micheal “Jumbo Shrimp” Web- ster, Eric Rader, Michael Israel, Charles Hunter. Not pictured: Eddie Yuen, Eric Dwinwiddie. Photos by Krishna Douglass 3 29