Berkeley Hall School - Yearbook (Beverly Hills, CA)

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MELINDA: Melinda's clothes, we all agree Are as great as great can be. Coffee is her favorite drink And she'll try anything but think. DAVE M.: A muscle man he'll never be In cracking iokes he deserves a degree. He's always hounded because of his hair, He'd never win a match with a grizzly bear. ELLEN: Some say Ellen will stop talking yet, Though her mouth is propelled like a iet. Mrs. O'Connor's assistant is she And she rarely receives less than a BOB: Bob's clothes are quite rare. He hates to mess up his hair. To wear paisley he is apt, And to the girls he does adapt. GALE: In sports Gale is really tops. When giggling in French she rarely stops. She's always seen with a happy grin Even in the Olympics she'll probably win. VIUPX X lu ,....M bla as LYNNE: Lynne is oh, so quiet in class, But once outside she's a noisy lass. Home is what she really enioys Besides lot coursel boys, boys, boys! DAVE H.: Dave's knowledge is really outstanding. On Mrs. O's patience he is demanding. He acts like the ruler of all So, in homage on our knees we must fall. WENDY. Wendy is known as the polar bear. Her mad attacks are far from rare. Soy sauce and lemon iuice is what she enioys And in all her classes she makes the most noise. ROGER: In his studies he is not really brilliant, But his personality is truly resilient. In the Bible study he did excel While in sports he does quite well. MRS. O'CONNOR: A lion, a dragon, a grutt bear is she And delirious she'll always be. She thinks she rules with an iron hand Although she gives in to our every demand. 23

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f is fl 3 Uh: as li A' Y' u ,ay A I ,. , RANDY: Randy is really a dandy. For lots of things he's always handy. His shining blonde hair sends out a call And many a girl has been known to fall. CARLA: Carla's always hoping that one clay she'll be A famed, well-known performer, a movi e star, you see. She'd get up in the morning and then go to the set For she's always saying, l'll meet Mike MIKE: Mike is a devotee of all sports, And with the girls he sometimes cavorts. His free-hand sketches surprised us all. Landon yet. From his goal as an architect he shall never fall. PENNY: There are few foods this girl will abide Especially from milk she will hide. Though her eyes aren't jeweled and her We'd take Penny over Cleo any old day. CINDY: In P.E. she is excelling, Though she's not so fast in spelling lt's giggling she does the best All algebra tests she'lI leave to the rest. SAM: His muscles Sam could never lose. Gym is the only subject he would choose His cute little smile could win any heart, Of throwing erasers he's made an art. PATTY: clothes aren't risque Patty's got a habit of being late for class, lf you want to find her, she's gabbing onthe grass. She hopes to be an artist and in this she Being the finest of her special breed. shall succeed

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cu-xSS HISTORY by Dave Hocker and Dave Marshall The following is the New Testament of the Class of '67, translated out of the original scrawlings and with the former translations diligently compared and revised by special command of Her Maiesty, Mrs. O'Connor. The Gospel According to Pre-School Teachers Chapter l Now the birth of the Class of '67 was on this wise: When in the year 1955, there came to the city of Beverly Hills three strangers, called Patty, Wendy, and Ellen, who, having achieved the age of three years, did stay in the house of a certain Miss Giles, and did eat and sleep in that house, and she ministered unto them. Chapter 2 And, after a stay of some four seasons, the travelers did come unto the house of Mrs. Owen, and there did stay, occupying themselves with paint and fingers, and making merriment accompanied by music played by Mrs. Owen. Chapter 3 After a soiourn of appropriate time, they did approach the land belonging to Mrs. Scallan, and there did meet two men named Dave Hocker and Roger Remick, truck-racers by profession, and all did enioy this pastime, and followed it. Chapter 4 And on the fourth day of the week there appeared a star in the heavens, and a miracle was wrought, by which the class, as it now was called, did graduate to the next plane of existence, known as the Primary. The Gospel According to Primary Teachers Chapter l The star did lead the class to a new lodging, under the roof of a Mrs. Davis, but on the way Ellen departed from them, fearing the new experience of Dick and .lane. But in this lodging they were met by Mike, so that their number was maintained. Chapter 2 And Mrs. Davis taught them, but she spake in parables, such that none could understand, saying such things as 2 plus 2 equals 4. But none listened, but rather left the place, and went instead to the house of Mrs. lwert. There things were more to their liking, for there were field trips and self government. Chapter 3 Now the stay in what was known as Second Grade was pleasant, but it came time to leave, so the class moved to the house of a neighbor, named Mrs. Upton, who stood two cubits high. And this woman did labor all day, and then she did labor all night, for she took delight in a practice known as homework. But her demands were met, and advancement was made to the Fourth Grade. The Gospel According to Intermediate Teachers Chapter l And the class did come into a new land, and did live under the care of Mrs. Hill, a woman with an affliction for many years, known as teaching. But this woman had faith, and did educate her students as to the ways of another nation, the American Indians. And the young class did wax strong in knowledge, and did perform in public assemblies. Chapter 2 But the day of departure did come, and the class did move to the house of Mrs. McGee, a power- ful woman who did perform wonders with a little bell, which rang to announce sorrowful news. Under this roof there came Gale and Penny, and Ellen returned, and they were all united. There a great education was had in 'the story of the past generations, and great progress was made so that the class ascended up, and was taken into a great chariot driven by Mrs. Henry, and were ioined by Sam Ditto. Chapter 3 And the class made a perilous iourney with Mrs. Henry, but did learn, even long division and stories of other nations. But soon their stay ended, and a new city was visited, shining with iasper and gold. And the class entered the city. The Gospel According to Junior High Teachers Chapter i Now, in the tenth year of travels, the class came to the Seventh Grade, a Christian country whose Queen was Mrs. Evans, and there were ioined by Dave Marshall, who was from a land afar off. The class did then enioy such liveliness as dances, and sports among the elders, and the scribes did write down the class affairs, and were called secretaries. Chapter 2 And it came to pass that the class did err, and passed along to the Eighth Grade, where Cindy did share their fate, and Sam did desert them. And there they did work with Mrs. Hall, and learned the law of their land, and other laws besides, known as English rules. Chapter 3 But in due time they were delivered, and the princes did become Kings, and the princesses Queens, and there were added to them Bob, Carla, Randy, Lynne, Melinda, and Sam. And in the Ninth Grade they were led by Mrs. O'Connor, a woman who worshipped a false god known as Algebra. But they avoided this, choosing rather to hear her speak, for she spoke with rare humor. And they also had electives, and studied to be scientists, and some to be architects, and many performed publicly. And the sixteen rulers came to be called the Kings and Queens of the Campus.