Benton Vocational High School - Black and Orange Yearbook (Benton, PA)

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54 THE ORACLE INSTALL A digit It puts you in touch with the world. gli Bell It will be a profitable and serviceable investment. orthern Telephone Co. C. E. YORKS, Secretary and Manager Central ORANGE RICH The ideal hot weather drink for the old and young. The most refreshing and the largest and best drink you can buy any where for 5c. Try one glass and you are convinced. SHANNON'S QUALITY SHOP 'For' INSURANCE of all kinds see Smith and Hirleman BENTON, PA. Better Be Insured Than Sorry C. W. SHANNON Dealer in FLOUR, FEEDS, Etc. Benton, Pa. Om' .xKIYl'l'liS0l'S Made This Bunk .Possible

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THE ORACLE 53 Battle of Marne:- Mein Gott, Fritz, can't you run a little faster? Fritz:- Shure, ibut there's a bullet going rigiht ahead of' me and I'm afraid of running into it. ,First Belgian Woman looking at Scottish Highlander:-- That can't the a man, he wear-s skirts. Second Belgian Woman:- Yes, and it can't be a. woman 'because its got a mustache. First Belgian Wbman:- Oh, I know what it is! It's one of the memnbers of the the famous Middlesex Regiment from England. -Man in car:- Have an accident, old fellow? Man under car:-- No, thank you, just had one. Girl- What did your fatiher say when you told him my love was like a broad and gushing river ? Boy:-- He said, Dam it. University of Sllukespenre: Freshman Year- A Comedy of Errors. Sophomore Year- Much Ado About Nothing. Julnior Year- As You Like It. Senior Year-- All's Wlell That Ends Well. A Curiosity. Man's hair turns gray before woman's. That's knolwn in every clime: The explanations easy for He wears his all the time. . Three Artists discussing who 'had painted the most realistic picture: Wlhy I once painted picture of Abraham Lincoln which was so life like that I had to shave it every day, said one artist. U, that's nothing, said the second. I once painted a, picture of a piece of mtanhle which was so like one that wlhen I threw it in some water it splashed like real marble and sank. Why, that's nothing, said the third: I painted a picture of a hen. and think- ing it no good, threw it in the waste basket, and it laid there. clothing. Furni nmgs. Etc. If you want to dress well go to Max Herr. Every thing up to date and a full line of clothing, shoes and furnishings for the entire family. MPMX,HEH2R . .LAUBACH DENTIST - Main St. Benton, Pa. Oflice Hours: 8 a. m. to 4 p. m. Patronlze Our Advertisers '

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