Benton Vocational High School - Black and Orange Yearbook (Benton, PA)

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52 T H E O R A C L E Go to the SANITARY Electrically Equipped Barber BARBER SHOP Shop GUY C. MILLER, Prop. IKELER SHOE SHOP All kinds of repairing C. B. IKELER, Prop. BLACKSMITHING Also Dealer in Farm Implements I GEORGE YOST Benton. GLEN A. TUBBS. Prop. West Side Machine Shop Repairing and Vulcanizing of all kinds. Agent for Goodrich TIRES. Gasoline and Oils. CASH GROCERY STORE GEORGE W. .SMITH Proprietor. Follmer 84 Wright GROUND LIME AND FERTILIZER Also dealers in Agricultural Chemicals. Om- Advertisers Made This Book Possible

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N I .+3-TFle4 G?'139e- HA E YC R li 5 EYES EXAMI ED iir A small amount of eye strain can cause an immense amount of mis- ery. Far-sighted people, who can see very well at a distance, suffer most from eye strain. HAVE YOUR EYES EXAMINED Ray B. Keeler Registered Optometrist Benton, Pa. Tubbs' Cafe and COl1fGOtiOl1Gl y E N X 4 K , ee ,J 5' .42 rf E fr asf X x 5 ll :im V 5921297 'Q !lQg3nHIlIIII iilW W ' Quick Lunch, Sodas and Ice Cream Fresh Bread and Candy. Cigarettes, Tobacco T. H. and. G. A. TUBBS, Proprietors. ' I' ltronizv Our AdY0l'liL'fil'S

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THE ORACLE 53 Battle of Marne:- Mein Gott, Fritz, can't you run a little faster? Fritz:- Shure, ibut there's a bullet going rigiht ahead of' me and I'm afraid of running into it. ,First Belgian Woman looking at Scottish Highlander:-- That can't the a man, he wear-s skirts. Second Belgian Woman:- Yes, and it can't be a. woman 'because its got a mustache. First Belgian Wbman:- Oh, I know what it is! It's one of the memnbers of the the famous Middlesex Regiment from England. -Man in car:- Have an accident, old fellow? Man under car:-- No, thank you, just had one. Girl- What did your fatiher say when you told him my love was like a broad and gushing river ? Boy:-- He said, Dam it. University of Sllukespenre: Freshman Year- A Comedy of Errors. Sophomore Year- Much Ado About Nothing. Julnior Year- As You Like It. Senior Year-- All's Wlell That Ends Well. A Curiosity. Man's hair turns gray before woman's. That's knolwn in every clime: The explanations easy for He wears his all the time. . Three Artists discussing who 'had painted the most realistic picture: Wlhy I once painted picture of Abraham Lincoln which was so life like that I had to shave it every day, said one artist. U, that's nothing, said the second. I once painted a, picture of a piece of mtanhle which was so like one that wlhen I threw it in some water it splashed like real marble and sank. Why, that's nothing, said the third: I painted a picture of a hen. and think- ing it no good, threw it in the waste basket, and it laid there. clothing. Furni nmgs. Etc. If you want to dress well go to Max Herr. Every thing up to date and a full line of clothing, shoes and furnishings for the entire family. MPMX,HEH2R . .LAUBACH DENTIST - Main St. Benton, Pa. Oflice Hours: 8 a. m. to 4 p. m. Patronlze Our Advertisers '