Benton Vocational High School - Black and Orange Yearbook (Benton, PA)

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50 THE ORACLE Yes, said the giraffe, 'TV got the sore throat. Can you imagine any thing iworse. Well, said the centipede, I had my toes frost-bitten once. Willie had been to Sunday school. At luncheon grandma passed him the Deviled ham. No thank you he said, 1 have denounced the devil and all his works. Florence: I think I'll write a comic opera, won't that be grand? Claude: No l don't think so, but if you'd write :1 grand opera it would prolbalily the eomic. Ah me! sighed Russel Kar-ns with a love-iorn glance at the object of his affection. I was so full of misery I tossed and turned upon my bed last night and couild not sleep. You don't say, remarked the heartless girl. VVlh1at's the matter, you teething? Is it quiet out on the farm where you live Harry? Quiet? Wihy, when I get home at night our old cow comes around and sits down by the porch and listens to 'what I have to tell. My son said the parson to the small :boy who was digging in the back lot, don't you know that it's sin to dig on the Sabbatrh ericept in ease of necessity? Yes sir, replied the boy. Well then why don't you stop it? asked the man. lt's a case of necessity replied the youvng philosopher. A fellow can't Hsh without bait. Rastus: frunning in? Mah! t'Dad done be kicked in de haid with a muel. bans sakes she said, ls 'he daid Rastusf' ' ,Nawg dad's alright, but they had to shoot de mule. JOHN S. BAKER W. A. BUTT Quality First, Last, Always Cemetery Work of all kinds in Marble and Granite. When you contract for memorial work you have to depend entirely upon the ability and integrity of your dealer. When you place an order with us you have every safe guard that long experience in the business can give you. If quality, durability and reasonable prices are of any object you should call or write us before contracting for memorial work intended to last for all time. Office and yards, Main Street, Benton, Pa. Bell 'Phone 56-16 BENTON MARBLE AND GRANITE WORKS. Our' Advertisers Made This Book Possible