Benton Vocational High School - Black and Orange Yearbook (Benton, PA)

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THE ORACLE 45- ermtoim Roller- Mills New Mill with new machinery and equipment of the very latest improved patterns. But under the old manage- ment with conservative and up to the minute millers in charge will produce Quality Flour. Every new and tried improve- ment will be added from time to time so that it will be truly said, Harriisomfs Gen-eral Store Merchandise, Coal, Fertilizer, Lime, Pumps and Grain. when better flour than our XXXX Standard Blend Flour is made We will make it- We sell all kinds of farmers BENTON ROLLER MILLS SUDDHGS- John J. Mather, Prop. FORKS, PA. Benton Meat Market CHAS. W. HESS, Prop. FRESH AND SMOKED MEMS Oleomargarine Good Luck Nucoa Nut Swifts N. B. Pmronizv Our Advertisers

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44 THE ORACLE The seat of war is where the standing army sits down. Wlhen a guvy makes a. deep impression on his new girl he ought to quit holding so tightly. Why that serious anxious look on your face? asked Helen. I can't rememiber u'nder which seat I stuck my gum, replied Neva. Mr. Appleman trolling up sleevesj There are a good many ways of punishing boys. ,Mahlon:- Yes, 'but spanking takes the palm. The albsence of Jack often makes the 'heart -grow fonder --Ai for Jim. Old Adam was a -faithful gook To Eve e'en though a sinner We all know that he never took Strange chickens out to dinner 'He may 'have been a faithful guy But still he gave Eve pain He may have passed the chicken :by But in other ways raised Cain. Safety Pins. Safety pins are bad for very young children when swallowed open. As a matter of fact they are not to be recommended as a. food w'hen closed, for one of the peculari- ties of safety pins is that they are likely to open at any time no matter how embarrass- ing or painful the process may be. VVlhen a safety pin decides to unclasp it either stabs someone or lets something drop. In the first case the result is painful, and in the second it may be a total loss of dignity. ' Teacher:-r 'Cqan anyone tell me the three foods required to keep the body in 'health ? Joe:- Yer breakfast, yer dinner, yernsupperf' Miss Robins:- I'm always chasing rainbows. Witty Senior:- With the rain off. Hattie:- Now that you are graduated Jesse what are you going to be? Jesse:-- B1e'? Why just think what I am. T f T' B S . . l I B For ?Good Fresh Cement at any time go to P. E. Tubbs, the cement dealer andfcontractor. He does all kinds of cement work'and has fresh cement on hand at all times. If you have any plastering see him also. Our Advertisers Made This Book Possible

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TI-IE ORACLE' entre Garage nd Ford The Home oft e Whether it be Auto. repairing, Auto Supplies or Pump Repairing you will always find us on the job. ur Myers Pumps for deep or shallow wells. h Overland cz Try one of o eries. New batteries always in stock. We charge and repair batt . Nw ill za Q A W W Q l e T Centre Ga rage Benton : : .' : : : Penna J. P. LAUBACH, Prop. Our Motto:-IT MUST BE RIGHT. Advertisers Made This Book Possible Our