Benton Vocational High School - Black and Orange Yearbook (Benton, PA)

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THE ORACLE 43 The Store of Food We have the finest line of Groceries in Town. We will always offer you the best cakes and bread to be got- ten. ecfggaa A New System of Family Pro- tection THE PRUDENTIAL Again serving as a pioneer in the business of Industrial Life Insurance, Issues the WEEKLY INCOME INSUR- ANCE POLICY I-ICYIIJ I-IGSS, 1 T I Ciii I Proprietor JQEEQQXQP IJ IU! ll ll ll I I ll II ll IDI U Idnriraii Ighntngrapha D If you desire the best class of Portrait Photographs, Groups or En- largcments, at reasonable prices, you should at least, call and examine our work before placing your next order. CAPWELIJS 2352935 sTUD1o West Main Street BLOOMSBURG, PA. Patronlm- Om' Ad vvrtisors

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Benton Store Co. l1.lT., ..ii Department Store We Lead in the Following Lines: SHOES FOR THE FAMILY LADIES' FINE DRESS GooDS ' GENTSVFURNISHINGS FRESH CLEAN GROCERIES .-. Agency Eor' the FGRTD The Universal Car We carry every part to repair a Ford. . h V- 1 V iL Benton Store Company Benton - - - Penna. Om- Arlvortiscrs Made Thi. B k .Pos ill

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44 THE ORACLE The seat of war is where the standing army sits down. Wlhen a guvy makes a. deep impression on his new girl he ought to quit holding so tightly. Why that serious anxious look on your face? asked Helen. I can't rememiber u'nder which seat I stuck my gum, replied Neva. Mr. Appleman trolling up sleevesj There are a good many ways of punishing boys. ,Mahlon:- Yes, 'but spanking takes the palm. The albsence of Jack often makes the 'heart -grow fonder --Ai for Jim. Old Adam was a -faithful gook To Eve e'en though a sinner We all know that he never took Strange chickens out to dinner 'He may 'have been a faithful guy But still he gave Eve pain He may have passed the chicken :by But in other ways raised Cain. Safety Pins. Safety pins are bad for very young children when swallowed open. As a matter of fact they are not to be recommended as a. food w'hen closed, for one of the peculari- ties of safety pins is that they are likely to open at any time no matter how embarrass- ing or painful the process may be. VVlhen a safety pin decides to unclasp it either stabs someone or lets something drop. In the first case the result is painful, and in the second it may be a total loss of dignity. ' Teacher:-r 'Cqan anyone tell me the three foods required to keep the body in 'health ? Joe:- Yer breakfast, yer dinner, yernsupperf' Miss Robins:- I'm always chasing rainbows. Witty Senior:- With the rain off. Hattie:- Now that you are graduated Jesse what are you going to be? Jesse:-- B1e'? Why just think what I am. T f T' B S . . l I B For ?Good Fresh Cement at any time go to P. E. Tubbs, the cement dealer andfcontractor. He does all kinds of cement work'and has fresh cement on hand at all times. If you have any plastering see him also. Our Advertisers Made This Book Possible