Benton Vocational High School - Black and Orange Yearbook (Benton, PA)

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Benton Store Co. l1.lT., ..ii Department Store We Lead in the Following Lines: SHOES FOR THE FAMILY LADIES' FINE DRESS GooDS ' GENTSVFURNISHINGS FRESH CLEAN GROCERIES .-. Agency Eor' the FGRTD The Universal Car We carry every part to repair a Ford. . h V- 1 V iL Benton Store Company Benton - - - Penna. Om- Arlvortiscrs Made Thi. B k .Pos ill

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THE ORACLE 41 Miss Robins:-Willis define nuisance. Willis:+Nexv cents are like other coppers teacher only 21 little brighter. Miss R.-Eva let me hear you define nuisance. Eva--New Scents is fancy kinds of perfume that aint like Cologne or Jockey Club. Little Girl-My mamma is 'home washing the dishes. .Little Boy-My mamma don't have to :wash dishes, we keep a dog. tMP. Sutliff-What is it that bees make William? William-So1'e spots, sir. Ernest-Say, do you know, I started in life as a barefoot hoy. Minard-Well. I'll tell you right here. I wasn't horn with shoes on either. Rev. Thlrdly-Little ihoy do you smoke cigarettes? Boy-No sir. would a chew do just as well? Suitor-I am sure I can support a family. Her father-Better consider it icarefully. there's ten of us. Mark Twain s-aid he met a young lady on a train who introduced herself and said she enjoyed his stories so much especially Little 'Breechesn fwritten 'by John Hayl. I agree with you, madam. hut you have put the Little Hreec'hes on the wrong man. Teacher-Do you knoaw where little boys that smoke cigarettes go? Boy-'Yes'm, hack fnehind our stable Luster he the safest place hut mom's ,on to it now. ' Teacher--Max you may give me a definition of hiprocracy. Max-It's when a feller sais he loves his teacher. eneral . . - J . . I-SQ H. W. Belles ...4.TU1.i.. Dealer in A new lot of Dry Goods and a full line of Foot Rest Hose GENERAL MERCHANDISE just eeeeivee' SPORTING Goons All kinds of Root Bee sup- - plies. AND COAL A. B. McHenry Stillwater - Pa. A M' Pntronize Our Xdvvrtisers

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THE ORACLE 43 The Store of Food We have the finest line of Groceries in Town. We will always offer you the best cakes and bread to be got- ten. ecfggaa A New System of Family Pro- tection THE PRUDENTIAL Again serving as a pioneer in the business of Industrial Life Insurance, Issues the WEEKLY INCOME INSUR- ANCE POLICY I-ICYIIJ I-IGSS, 1 T I Ciii I Proprietor JQEEQQXQP IJ IU! ll ll ll I I ll II ll IDI U Idnriraii Ighntngrapha D If you desire the best class of Portrait Photographs, Groups or En- largcments, at reasonable prices, you should at least, call and examine our work before placing your next order. CAPWELIJS 2352935 sTUD1o West Main Street BLOOMSBURG, PA. Patronlm- Om' Ad vvrtisors