Benton Vocational High School - Black and Orange Yearbook (Benton, PA)

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38 THE ORACLE Byron Kings I School of Oratorg ELOCUTION AND SPEECH ARTS New Building and Dormitory. Courses for Teachers, Lecturers, Lyceum and Chatauqua Work. Speech defects, stammering, loss of voice, sore throat positively cured. Largest school of speech arts in America. Send for prospectus. Mt. Oliver, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. mihhlll Erug sum Water The store that gives you ig the best health v A QUALITY insurance ' SATISFACTION There is no purer water any- SERVICE where than the people of Benton ' ll .. When 1n need of drugs ca on us can have, if they patronize the Eastman Kodaks, films and de- veloper. BENTON WATER SUPPLY Agent for Berwick Laundry. COMPANY Om' A1lv0l'tis0l's Maude Thi-1 Bunk Possible

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s2cf?Tww ' I ' fer fmws '- THE ORACLE 37 Mr. Appleman:- Which is heavier, cream or milk? Sr. Class:- Cream! Mr. Appleman:- Oh! You're thinking thick now, not Weight. Mr. Sutliff:- W'hat kind of fruit grow on telegraph poles? Junior:- Electric Currents. Mrs. Vining:- What are the seven wonders of the world? Lee:--Qbeginningl Benton Vocational School. Miss Robins:- Name eleven of Shakespeare's plays. Max 'McHenry:- Ten Nights in'a Bar Room and the Merchant of Venice. Mr. Appleman:- What .is velocity? Hattie:-VV'hat you let go of a wasp with. Miss Robins:- Have you done your outside reading. yet? Junior:- No it's too cold. Fresh.:- My father 'has a 'hickory leg. In Soph.:- That's nothing my sister has a cedar chest. Ivan:- Who gave you that black eye 7 Jesse:- No-body, I had to fight for it. Claude Moore:- Say jeweler why don't my watch keep time? Jeweler:-- The hands won't behave, tfhere is 3 pretty girl in the case. Young lady:-fspending summer on farml Just hear how those old trees in the orchard moan and groan in the storm like'the crying of lost souls. Small iboy:- Well, I guess you'd make a worse racket if you were as full of green apples as they are. 1 The white woman:- Are you a good cook ? The colored lady:-- Is I? Wa' I has tihe rippertation of cooking such a salub- rlous meal dat de folks has to -be drug away from de table to git them to run to a tire. Eva:- Did you 'have to help Carl out when he called? Dorethea:- No papa did. 1 Old lady:- How is your mammy and pa? Boy:- Mammy is alright, but pop aint jes' good this mawnin'. Old lady:-- W'hat's the trouble? Boy:- 'De doctor says it :was buckshot and salt. Jesse:- The finding of a portion of a human head in the .barhage can indicates to the police that someone had either been murdered or died. Frederick W. Fleitz Estate William C. Sproul Heitz Sproul Fruit Farms Benton Greenhouse All kincls of Vegetables and Plants in their season. Owners of 1600 Acres of Orchards in Pennsglvania Potted Plants and Cut Fl x . Farms at Voslzaurg, Benton and owe S ' Mechanicsburg Recl Raspberries and Strawlaerriesl General Office: BENTON, Col. Co., Pa. 61 Gellefdl Mdlldgef BENTON, PA. Patronlzc Our Advertisers

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Th Thrift Car .f T x QQ Most car for the money. Most miles in the road. Why do you see so many Overlands, because they are popular, sty- lish and economical. GET ONE. Used cars nearly always on hand. Call, phone or write. QJCJI1. IC WWVIiIC?I1Hf G0 T0 A. R. Pennington? Store CEMENT AND PLASTER Also for your fresh Groceries. Also for Fancy Dress Goods and Notions, Boots and Shoes. We carry the biggest line of goods in Benton. Shoes for the Babies and Girls and Boys that can't be beat. Also for Men and Women, Shoes and Hosiery. - fllli' .Y1lY0l'liSl'l'S Mzuhf This Bunk Possible