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Zavala, George Wrestling 4; Track 4. PROPHECY OF THE CLASS OF ’50 In ten years we see: GEORGE ARCHULETA—is now illustrator for Esquire. BILL BAKER, LEVI BISHARD. BILL SETCH-FIELD, DON PARRACK, and HARRELL RIDLEY have put their cars and other means of transportation together and started a junk yard. BOB BENSON has just been arrested in Hasty. Colorado for bigamy. He had five wives in five different states: Colorado, Kansas, Mississippi. Arkansas, and Hawaii. FRANK BROWN has just received his serial number from Alcatraz. His charge was treason against the United States of America; he had collaborated with Russia in perfecting an atomic pea-shooter. JERRY Bl'TNER has been recently chosen rookie of the year for the Toonerville Tigers. PHIL CONLEY has taken up permanent residence in the Statue of Liberty as a fog horn. He is becoming very rich at this occupation. We always knew his type of nose-blowing would be good for something. ERWIN COOK is a radio comedian. He took Milton Berle’s place on his television show. HAROLD DUFF married Jean Reynolds and they are now raising cabbages and kids. BOR GILLESPIE is now employed as window washer for the Empire State Building. That way they don’t have to use ladders. ALBERT GOMEZ has been touring the United States and Canada giving lectures on “How to Stay Awake in Boring Classes.” DONALD JOHNSON is Senator from Lower Slo-bovia. Last week he broke the filibuster record: 3 years, 10 months, 12 days, 5 hours. 10 minutes, and 6 2 7 seconds. HERBERT IWAHIRO is now on a trip to Hasty. He wrote the prize-winning essay on “Why Human Hair is Better Than Pig Bristles for Fuller Brtishes.” We consider this quite a literary accomplishment. JACK KELLY, our former Student Council President, is now president of the largest onion house in the country. His wife is the former Barbara Pryor and I understand she has to carry the onions up to the top story in bushel baskets. DON LINGLE has just taken up his position as professor of English at Dartmouth College. He has a Ph.D., B.A., and M.A. RON LINGLE is really going places. He is still delivery boy at the Las Animas Market. I understand Betty Ann Johnson bought the Las Animas Market two years ago to enable Ronald to keep his position. SAM MINTON is raising watermelons out on the drylands in partnership with his father-in-law, Mr. Webb. CLARENCE RIGGS travels to California every week to give Arthur Murray dancing lessons. JACK SMITH fell in the grease pit down at Nelson’s Service Station and hasn’t been seen since then. LEE ROY STETTLER invented a perpetual motion flying saucer. Even when he was in high school he had ideas oil perpetual motion and now his dream has finally come true. He has named it the “Horse-creek Hurricane.” OWEN TAYLOR is in New York now. He has a beauty salon and is hair stylist for the Vanderbilts and all the high society. BILL WALTERS sings commercials for Funk-hauser’s Firm Foundations. Sponsored by EMILY’S BEAUTY BAR
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BERT ZIMMERMAN lost his girl and went back to herding sheep. GEORGE ZAVALA is wrestling in Chicago. He is known as Gorgeous George. JIM BRYAN is in the hospital recovering from an operation. They had to remove a piece of plastic from his liver. LEVI LUCERO has invented a new type of sleeping pill which enables you to rest but remain conscious. BERTHA CHILDERS knocks horses in the head at the Otero Rendering Works. FLOYDA GALLEGOS manufactures precision toothpicks which are guaranteed for a lifetime. SHIRLEY GILLESPIE is married and has a good start towards her own football team. IREL ANN KELLER is in Hollywood making facial mud-packs for the movie stars. MARY MILLER has made a new dog food called Bruno’s Brunch, a wonderful mid-morning pick-up. BETTY JEAN MOUNTFORD is still reading “Gone With The Wind” and may write the sequel “Coming With The Gale.” BETTY BROWN owns a big cattle ranch in Wyoming called the Rocking B. She chose this occupation because of her ability to ride a horse. MAXINE MARCUM is the only woman Hell-Driver in the United States. NANCY DEAN is now a feature attraction at the Bijou theater. Nancy ended up as the outstanding bubble dancer of America. HELEN ADAMSON sings in Sam’s place in the Sunflower State of Kansas. Helen always was partial to Kansas. MARGARET BURCHETT. NORMA SMITH, ANITA KELLEY, AND RITA VAN METER are trying to promote an oil workers retirement plan in the Colorado House. BROMA LOL1 CHAMBERS joined the carnival as a fire-eater. Her professional name is “Torchy.” CHRISTINE FIELDS was transferred to the Sahara Desert just last month as Chief Telephone Operator. LOLA FULTON is society editor of the New York Times. MARCELLA GALLEGOS bought Wood’s Fair Store about two years after she graduated and has really made a killing. EMMA GONZALES has her own florist’s shop and is raising black orchids with Brenda Starr’s mystery man Basil St. John. JANE GREGG is a nurse now. She’s been fighting for socialized medicine in Lower Slobovia. JOYCE HENDRIX recently completed a painting which is becoming as famous as the Madonna. JOAN HOFFMAN is still working at the City Pharmacy waiting for S.E. to finish college. DONNA HUSTED is superintendent of schools down in Skunk Hollow. MADGELINE KIMBALL made the cover of Vogue in the March issue. MARLENE MEYER AND JEAN TALIAFERRO are getting ready for spring round-up on the Lazy Nicklos’, Ranch wrhile Jack and Jay are playing professional football. JUNE ONORATI is the world’s champion lady wrestler. She is billed as Jivin Juneie. WYNONA PATTERSON has perfected a new recipe and is putting out Aunt Monie’s pretzels. NORMA LEE PRICE just won the Kentucky Derby on her thoroughbred horse “Curley.” LENORA FAILING is in Alaska mushing across the Yukon with Leslie. Mushing that is. TOMMY FREED is a famous star in Western movies. He’s known as “Shoot-em-down Freed.” SHEILA MURPHY just married Allay Khan after divorcing for the sixth time. She is also a famous actress on Broadway. ROYBELL RATLIFF found a new chemical formula which makes tin into rulircluini. CLARA SMITH has been promoted at Western Union. She now takes care of all singing telegrams. JOAN TAYLOR has just made her eighth high wire walk across the Black Canyon of the Gunnison. DORIS ANN Tl RNF.R has gone a step further than Einstein by proving his Unified Field Theory. JO ANN WRIGHT is playing pro-basketball with the All-American Redheads. Harold failed to make the Riverdale Ramblers basketball team so Jo Ann decided to take the matter into her own hands. RITA NICKLOS just made a vocal recording of Who Put Tillie Down the Bathtub Drain.” She accompanies herself with the saxaphone and piano. Sponsored by LAS ANIMAS LAUNDRY and DRY CLEANERS
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