Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Q. A. Q. A. Q. A. Q. A Qi A. Q. A conside Q. A. iw CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION. What is wind? Bau and Bronfelcl in a heated argument. What is a dispensary? A polite name for chicken coop. What is a student? Easy money for Chicago boarding houses. What is a chicken? A powder puff, a bone. a rag and a hank of hair. What is mal-nutrition? A Chicago boarding house steak. Define business manager of the year-book. A man who considers himself popular at rs himself a cl-mn fool before he is through What is misery? Shafer, lst tenorg Stapleton, 2nd tenor: Thompson, short stop. Q. A. Q. What is a counter-irritant. Neale, Bailey, Painter and lVlcGufI'ie trying What is impossible. A. To have Jackson attend to his own business. quietg for Black to say damn. Q. election but who with his job. White, lst base: to drown misery. To keep Sondel What are the qualifications of a class president? A. He must be tall: fat in body and thin in hairg wear glasses and. above all, must know parliamentary law. -V. 1. N. 239

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-.1-ef.-ere:-L 1: A a 1- FACULTY SAYINGS. lVlacDiarmicl-- All right, shoot. Steiner- You lcnow meg l have the system. fE.x.J Wade- Now be quiet, gentlemen. Let it alone. Norden-- Our friencls, syphilis, gout and rheumatismf' De Roulet- lt isn't worth the powder to blow it up. Rankin fspeaking to juniors,- The worst class l ever taught- except the seniors. Weis-'ilnfoosum cligitalis. That will be all to-clay, gentlemen. Robertson- Next-nog next-nog l'lI have to tell you. Lewis- Let's see: where clicl l leave off last time. lVlacKechniz? Now, this is very important. Herzog- On cle uclder hand. Carter- This is just a little tipg get all the small surgery you can. Spies- Good morning, gentlemen. Lambert- When you walk into a sick room smile, crack a jol-ze, etc. Apfelbach- Who will call me at 7 A. NL? Scratch your head ancl think. lVlacLane- l'll do all l can for you fellows. Hartiganlublse your head, cloctor, use your head. Herschleacler- You fellows ought to be here to get this. Freedman- lust rise while l quiz you: it helps you to think and stimulates self-reliance. Student- This is the best paper l've ever written: don't you think so? Professor- Yes, but clon't be clis- courageclf' URS

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