Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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-.1-ef.-ere:-L 1: A a 1- FACULTY SAYINGS. lVlacDiarmicl-- All right, shoot. Steiner- You lcnow meg l have the system. fE.x.J Wade- Now be quiet, gentlemen. Let it alone. Norden-- Our friencls, syphilis, gout and rheumatismf' De Roulet- lt isn't worth the powder to blow it up. Rankin fspeaking to juniors,- The worst class l ever taught- except the seniors. Weis-'ilnfoosum cligitalis. That will be all to-clay, gentlemen. Robertson- Next-nog next-nog l'lI have to tell you. Lewis- Let's see: where clicl l leave off last time. lVlacKechniz? Now, this is very important. Herzog- On cle uclder hand. Carter- This is just a little tipg get all the small surgery you can. Spies- Good morning, gentlemen. Lambert- When you walk into a sick room smile, crack a jol-ze, etc. Apfelbach- Who will call me at 7 A. NL? Scratch your head ancl think. lVlacLane- l'll do all l can for you fellows. Hartiganlublse your head, cloctor, use your head. Herschleacler- You fellows ought to be here to get this. Freedman- lust rise while l quiz you: it helps you to think and stimulates self-reliance. Student- This is the best paper l've ever written: don't you think so? Professor- Yes, but clon't be clis- courageclf' URS

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im BENNETT MUTUAL ACCIDENT ASSOCIATION. Established for the aid and relief of students in the coIlege. During the college year I9 I 4- I 9 I 5 the following have received help from the association during illness caused by accidents: Remingtoniseized with a fit in a clothing store. Stapleton-Thrown from a horse, causing a fracture in the region of the gleutos media. Blake-Pocket-book fractured by poker. KremI-Spinal column fractured in assuming the position of a soldier. Huber-Compound fracture of the heart caused by falling in love. Elmer-Injured by a falling shadow. Harris-Struck with an idea. Thompson-Injured by collision with an intoxicated sidewalk. Knuckle-Overcome with a sense of his own importance. Mcchesney-Over-balanced by barber carelessly parting his hair on one side. Lyons-Struck by his landlady for his board bill. Baker-Injured while engaged in scientific research at the muzzle of a microscope. -T. T. ZAK. I9l5. QUOTATIONS BY T. T. ZAK-1915. Greater men than we may have lived, but we do not believe it.- Duffy, Bedessen and Bennevitzf' Fate made me what I am. -KELI... The visions of my youth are past: Too bright, too beautiful to last. -PIERCE.. I never got stuck on a girl until she was engaged to someone else. -CONN. Who can tell what a baby thinks? -BLACK. A senior through college, Hopeful of life, Destitute of knowledge, Wooing a wife. -KONLE. 237 I I In Ii 1 I a i A I

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Q. A. Q. A. Q. A. Q. A Qi A. Q. A conside Q. A. iw CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION. What is wind? Bau and Bronfelcl in a heated argument. What is a dispensary? A polite name for chicken coop. What is a student? Easy money for Chicago boarding houses. What is a chicken? A powder puff, a bone. a rag and a hank of hair. What is mal-nutrition? A Chicago boarding house steak. Define business manager of the year-book. A man who considers himself popular at rs himself a cl-mn fool before he is through What is misery? Shafer, lst tenorg Stapleton, 2nd tenor: Thompson, short stop. Q. A. Q. What is a counter-irritant. Neale, Bailey, Painter and lVlcGufI'ie trying What is impossible. A. To have Jackson attend to his own business. quietg for Black to say damn. Q. election but who with his job. White, lst base: to drown misery. To keep Sondel What are the qualifications of a class president? A. He must be tall: fat in body and thin in hairg wear glasses and. above all, must know parliamentary law. -V. 1. N. 239