Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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im BENNETT MUTUAL ACCIDENT ASSOCIATION. Established for the aid and relief of students in the coIlege. During the college year I9 I 4- I 9 I 5 the following have received help from the association during illness caused by accidents: Remingtoniseized with a fit in a clothing store. Stapleton-Thrown from a horse, causing a fracture in the region of the gleutos media. Blake-Pocket-book fractured by poker. KremI-Spinal column fractured in assuming the position of a soldier. Huber-Compound fracture of the heart caused by falling in love. Elmer-Injured by a falling shadow. Harris-Struck with an idea. Thompson-Injured by collision with an intoxicated sidewalk. Knuckle-Overcome with a sense of his own importance. Mcchesney-Over-balanced by barber carelessly parting his hair on one side. Lyons-Struck by his landlady for his board bill. Baker-Injured while engaged in scientific research at the muzzle of a microscope. -T. T. ZAK. I9l5. QUOTATIONS BY T. T. ZAK-1915. Greater men than we may have lived, but we do not believe it.- Duffy, Bedessen and Bennevitzf' Fate made me what I am. -KELI... The visions of my youth are past: Too bright, too beautiful to last. -PIERCE.. I never got stuck on a girl until she was engaged to someone else. -CONN. Who can tell what a baby thinks? -BLACK. A senior through college, Hopeful of life, Destitute of knowledge, Wooing a wife. -KONLE. 237 I I In Ii 1 I a i A I

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Wwww SENIOR A-B-C BOOK -1915i By 1.1. ZAK Stands for Arnold, hearty and strong. Who lets his socks hang down too long. Stands for Brown, synonym, Kid: The faculty his actions ought to forbid. Stands for Chiasson, a Frenchman bold, Thinks he's Apolloidarn his soul. Stands for Dittmore, too fond of wine, Who has a great passion to ever look fine, Stands for Elders, some musical chap, Whose own voice sounds like the college tom cat. Stands for Feser-fierce looking lad: Carries all his knowledge under his hat. Stands for Garrison. grinning and gaunt, Who knocks the girls silly on cash from his aunt. Stands for Haworth, studious youth: Parts his hair on the side, quite English, in truth. Stands for lra. Robertson -only a lad, Keeps his uncle guessing at that. Stands for Jarrett, initials R. E.. Sectarian, dogmatic, splenetic is he. Stands for Keitzer. Habby and fat: Who smiles on himself and thinks his shape patf Stands for Lyons. who waddles along, ln a musical way, but can't sing a song. Stands for Montfort, a masheru immense: Especially noted for his good horse sense. Stands for Neat, a patron of dice: Frequently seen on Madison Street looking for Rice. Stands for Oldfield, a very loud speaker, Whose shape is like Keitzer's, but sleeker. Stands for Pollard, a schemer from birth: Success is his, and he will conquer the earth. Stands for Quade, a misnomer, 'tis plain: A sport, and from the fair sex doth too much refrain Stands for Rice, a girl wanted bad, Sailed in to conqueriknocked out, bedad. Stands for Schmidt, there's nothing more great To see Count Schmidt hop in, rather late. Stands for Thompson, Uonce in a while, Whose presence makes all the boys smile. Stands for Union, the goat of the race. Of Ban, Sindel and jackson, the proffs' to replace. Stands for Volin, who's stuck on his shape: His head, it is empty: he Flirts with good grace. Stands for Walsh. to women a prey, Tried it, alas, all his idols are clay. Stands for X, a quantity unknown, His name Wafw'rzynski: and to study is prone. Stands for young Dornl3usch. a studious cranlii Fervent in prayer, never f?J up to a prank. Stands for Zarfn ba, who used to be here: Knew more than the faculty, so left us last year. Stands for the rest: my fault it is not. 'lhat they have not been made hot. For letters enough there are not to go iround. Elsewhere in the book their names may be found. 21515

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-.1-ef.-ere:-L 1: A a 1- FACULTY SAYINGS. lVlacDiarmicl-- All right, shoot. Steiner- You lcnow meg l have the system. fE.x.J Wade- Now be quiet, gentlemen. Let it alone. Norden-- Our friencls, syphilis, gout and rheumatismf' De Roulet- lt isn't worth the powder to blow it up. Rankin fspeaking to juniors,- The worst class l ever taught- except the seniors. Weis-'ilnfoosum cligitalis. That will be all to-clay, gentlemen. Robertson- Next-nog next-nog l'lI have to tell you. Lewis- Let's see: where clicl l leave off last time. lVlacKechniz? Now, this is very important. Herzog- On cle uclder hand. Carter- This is just a little tipg get all the small surgery you can. Spies- Good morning, gentlemen. Lambert- When you walk into a sick room smile, crack a jol-ze, etc. Apfelbach- Who will call me at 7 A. NL? Scratch your head ancl think. lVlacLane- l'll do all l can for you fellows. Hartiganlublse your head, cloctor, use your head. Herschleacler- You fellows ought to be here to get this. Freedman- lust rise while l quiz you: it helps you to think and stimulates self-reliance. Student- This is the best paper l've ever written: don't you think so? Professor- Yes, but clon't be clis- courageclf' URS