Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Mix- Who was the young lady l saw you with to-day, Dougherty? Dougherty- That's my gal, and she is the apple of my eye. Mix- Does she miss you when you are away? Dougherty-ulVliss me? Why, she sim- ply pines for me. Mix-iioh, she must be a pineapple. Malone will now sing a favorite little ballad entitled, lf my brother is blind on one side of his face will the other be the seaside Qsee sideJ. ln the East, West, North and South A doctor lives from hand to mouth. Meyers fin Pharmacology labj- Say: what makes that dog Wag his tail up and down instead of sideways? Freeman- Oh, he was raised in '5mith's Hotel' and the rooms are so nar- row up there that he dicln't have room to wag his tail any other way. Freund brought his girl to church one day, You know that she is German: The hat she wore, it was so loud, He couldn't hear the sermon. A pretty girl, Eastman, a crowded car, Please take my seat, and there you are. A crowded car, EBSIUIBH, a Wofnan She stands, and there you are again. Glatt- Beachy always said that there was no danger in going up in an aero- plane. Axelrad-ul know, but he clidn't say anything about coming clown. A certain sophomore leaning against Dav's barber pole after the banquet- There you go spending all your money on those flashy neckties and I have to eat Cazollo's soup. Fine room-mate. If Anderson is built high in the air is Sogo-low? If lVlalone's singing key is B Hat, what is Belens-key? If Schwartz dined in the Sherman House where would Van Duine? lf a chicken got by Eastman. would Nylander? 235

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.. . lin -g--Y- FAMOUS AUTHORS NOW IN THE JUNIOR CLASS AND THEIR WORKS. Read--Diseases of Women. . Mock-Electricity and the Student. Kadlitz-Slain and Venereal Diseases. Sullivan-Heart Diseases, 'Iheir Etiology and Treatment. Stokes-Wooed and Won. Karal--The Anarchist, His Aims and Ambitions Wells-Diseases of Children. Little-Dream Women I Have Met. Boyer-Autobiography of a Bean. Johnson-Eye Studies. Mohr-The Tango: and Its Esthetic Value to Modern Civilization. Harris--Playfairs System of Midwifery. Collins- Heart Throbsf' Van Arsdall-Refraction, Its Use and Abuse. Sweany-Marriage, Its Possibilities and Probabilities. Graves-Tl-IE. YEAR BOOK. IQI6 Em Dee. Kruse-Music Hath Charms to Soothe the Savage Beast. Trowbridge-Advice to the Lovelorng or What a Wife Should Be. Kelly-Parliamentary Rulings, Past and Present. Provost-The Relation of Allopecia to Brain Power. Omensl-cy-Business is Business, and Why It Is. Pickett-The Emotions. Plant-Medical Gynecology. Schwager-Drugs and Their Relation to Modern Medicine Haney-Delsarte and Calisthenics. Nielsen- How I Became Famous. Stoycoff- Buttermilk and the Bacillus Lacticusf' Chiasson, IVI. J.- Why' Silence is Golden. Kegel-Vivisection and Vaccination. Herschel- Pep and How to Attain It. Powers-The A. B. C. Method of Medicine aiicl Surgery. Heiligenstine-Sleep: lts Survival Value. Gundrum-Physiological Psychiatry. Kan-Organotheraphy and Pediatrics. Goodwin-How to Become a Big Leaguer. ff E l l l Qi S R If 5 3 l 5 ' ' it :SL Q 'E Y-,Q .! 2164

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Wwww SENIOR A-B-C BOOK -1915i By 1.1. ZAK Stands for Arnold, hearty and strong. Who lets his socks hang down too long. Stands for Brown, synonym, Kid: The faculty his actions ought to forbid. Stands for Chiasson, a Frenchman bold, Thinks he's Apolloidarn his soul. Stands for Dittmore, too fond of wine, Who has a great passion to ever look fine, Stands for Elders, some musical chap, Whose own voice sounds like the college tom cat. Stands for Feser-fierce looking lad: Carries all his knowledge under his hat. Stands for Garrison. grinning and gaunt, Who knocks the girls silly on cash from his aunt. Stands for Haworth, studious youth: Parts his hair on the side, quite English, in truth. Stands for lra. Robertson -only a lad, Keeps his uncle guessing at that. Stands for Jarrett, initials R. E.. Sectarian, dogmatic, splenetic is he. Stands for Keitzer. Habby and fat: Who smiles on himself and thinks his shape patf Stands for Lyons. who waddles along, ln a musical way, but can't sing a song. Stands for Montfort, a masheru immense: Especially noted for his good horse sense. Stands for Neat, a patron of dice: Frequently seen on Madison Street looking for Rice. Stands for Oldfield, a very loud speaker, Whose shape is like Keitzer's, but sleeker. Stands for Pollard, a schemer from birth: Success is his, and he will conquer the earth. Stands for Quade, a misnomer, 'tis plain: A sport, and from the fair sex doth too much refrain Stands for Rice, a girl wanted bad, Sailed in to conqueriknocked out, bedad. Stands for Schmidt, there's nothing more great To see Count Schmidt hop in, rather late. Stands for Thompson, Uonce in a while, Whose presence makes all the boys smile. Stands for Union, the goat of the race. Of Ban, Sindel and jackson, the proffs' to replace. Stands for Volin, who's stuck on his shape: His head, it is empty: he Flirts with good grace. Stands for Walsh. to women a prey, Tried it, alas, all his idols are clay. Stands for X, a quantity unknown, His name Wafw'rzynski: and to study is prone. Stands for young Dornl3usch. a studious cranlii Fervent in prayer, never f?J up to a prank. Stands for Zarfn ba, who used to be here: Knew more than the faculty, so left us last year. Stands for the rest: my fault it is not. 'lhat they have not been made hot. For letters enough there are not to go iround. Elsewhere in the book their names may be found. 21515